What's the most based denomination of Christianity?

What's the most based denomination of Christianity?

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actually reading the Bible and obeying it

Orthodox

this

This.

>current year + x
>worshiping a dead kike on a stick

Catholic. Cause fuck you.

Arianism

It's not about worship, it's about the values of the religion itself. Who gives a shit what the ultimate purpose is, Christianity seeks to end degeneracy and it once united Europe against the heathens and mudslime hordes. Only now with atheism on the rise is Islam beginning to take over.

Anglican, best of both worlds

non-denominational

Can't argue with that.

I don't see how having sex with children will fix any of that though.

they're all shit

t. enlightened neckbeard

TRRRRRIGGRE$EDDD

Bull fucking shit

Roman Catholic.

Though I have been hanging around with Orthodox lately and just learned they actually have different Holidays around now. Which is surprising I would think winter equinox would make it the same.

Everybody sucks, including white folks.

Like I said, it's about the system. The problem is when pedophilic priests claim the right to interpret the word of God and thefore manipulate the system in their favor, regardless of whether or not God actually exists. Islam, meanwhile, is dangerous because its holy texts are the direct orders of its God, and Christianity must fend this off.

Probably a nigger

Nah because the orthodox patriarch is in Constantinople so they're probably going to be following greek tradition not roman. Would explain why it didn't change the date for them.

non denominational master race reporting in!
Don't pray in the temples like hypocrites pray anywhere with your heart

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Branch Davidian

>Post-Vatican II Catholicism
>based

Gnostic Christianity changed my life.

>"If you bring forth what is within you, what you bring forth will save you. If you do not bring forth what is within you, what you do not bring forth will destroy you."

Presbyterian

That's heresy

Gnosticism

None because it's a sandnigger religion that worships a despotic ogre who scolds us like children and demands constant praise

Roman Catholic.
No science denying nonsense.
Crusades are always an option.
The current pope kinda sucks but he'll be dead soon.
Peter is its first pope.
No women priests.
Water tight theology and philosophy going back thousands of years.

The Logos was made flesh

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Regardless of denomination, this is what every Christian follows.

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>dude, this cracker is literally Jesus
>but a global flood is just unscientific

Christian Identity.

Love me some Anglican every Sunday

That one Gnostic Dualism that believes that all material reality is a trick by Satan to lure us from the godhead. Quite literally, our souls are trapped in Satan's creation, and Jesus was part of that trick, and that the only apostle that realized this was Judas.

Whats the deal with repentence why do I have to confess to anyone other than God

Sounds like a blast

This. Can't hate the Catholics too much for having a strong tradition, but fuck do they completely miss the point of the Bible.

I always thought the oceans were the flood waters because the continents fit together on a much smaller planet.

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>Water tight theology
kek

You should probably pray in a toilet pajeet

And all the people statues, their saints, and the Mary worship. It's all very spoopy to me

>No science denying nonsense.
transfiguration
transubstantiation
trinity
the concept of things outside of physical reality like god, hell, heaven: the word "supernatural" is a bit more apropos than people like you believe - it's literally a semantic admission of something not being real

>Crusades are always an option.
Vatican II, large latin american congragation, currentPope. Your church is going further away from a crusade against islam, instead they are on a social justice crusade that intends to eat you

>The current pope kinda sucks but he'll be dead soon.
see above - you are getting more cucked over time, not less

>Peter is its first pope.
blah blah blah

>No women priests.
Even a broken clock gets the time right twice a day

>Water tight theology and philosophy going back thousands of years.
Theology and Philosophy have had nothing new to tell us about our reality for at least a few centuries now. Get with material realism or be hung next to the muslims on DOTR.

Or pray for toilet paper

Catholicism made way more contributions(via science, art, architecture,education) than Orthodoxy has.

Unitarian

Believing a person can be God is blasphemy.

its just an incorporation of gaulic and germanic pagan religions which had to be synthesized by clergy missionaries to make the spread of christianity effective

catholicism = more aryan
orthodox = greek origins, slav today

Hebrew Israelism.

im catholic and its sad for me to see what its become. its blanket blind compassion gave us the foundation for social justice not to mention the current joke of a pope. the structure and order of the papacy without the corruption that we had for a while was great. im not really surprised that its the religion of chouce for coalburning kike faggot(with all due respect i use his words) monseur yiannoupoulos. he did an excellent job of making facts and trump easy to to swallow(pun intended) for normies and i appreciate that much plus hes said in talks that his only opinion of electropence therapy is that he wished it worked so i can respect that he at least doesnt advocate people take on his lifestyle. ultimately i really like listening to christian intellectuals like andrew klavan and jordan peterson and draw from them in my belief that we learn so much from god and the truth outside of science that we need to acknowledge it and christianity is really the best system of abstract belief we have yet determined but be wary of ideology and dont become an ideologue. speak the truth and be ready to criticize yourself and take criticism where applicable and improve. christianity is strong so long as it isnt taken as ideology but rather individual morality

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>more aryan
Slavs and Greeks are far closer to older Indo-Europeans and present-day Aryans than any Western European. That's on both genetic and linguistic grounds, and I'd argue it on cultural aspects as well.

Tengriism

I'm Presbyterian and I disagree. This used to be true but at least where I live (liberal area) the church ministry has been taken over by new-age youth group type leftists. Still better than Catholics though.

OPC or PCA? If not then I found the problem

rastas are unironically some of the best christians out there

I've noticed that too. Weird how that works.

Calvinism accepts the fact that all forms of current religion are flawed, as instead of following god, they follow what a man interpreting god has to say. But man is bound to corruption. It's hard to truly understand what god wants, but we try our best to learn.

Modern esoteric gnostic.

>Doesn't understand transfiguration.

They know it's symbolic you idiot

It's all straw in the end.

Hope my Orthodox brothers had a wonderful Christmas last night

Don't orthodox christians do that as well

>They know it's symbolic you idiot
Believing it is symbolic is literally a heresy, dumbass

Gnosticism.

We're all trapped in Satan's world and must get back to where the True God resides - the home of our souls.

>tfw mostly Western Europe CeltIberian
>part Greek
>part English and tiny wee bit Scandi
>tfw I don't know who I am

>There's literally always a thread up on Sup Forums full of cucks saying inaccuracies and propaganda against the Catholic Church
Really makes me think.
I am just one person though, and I am tired. Enjoy your freedom to spread heresies while I am away

Your american

>No science denying nonsense
How? Wasn't Catholicism dominant when science was considered witchcraft?

It was. Remember Galileo and Giordano Bruno, among others.

you support organized pedos

If there's a hell, you and your priests are headed straight for it

Probably the Opus Dei.

Orthodox. Although I am Roman Catholic, I am very seriously considering a conversion to the Greek Orthodox Church. The Catholic Church is great so long as you pretend that Pius XII is still reigning.

>tfw will never be a part of a 19th century Southern Protestant church

Why do you think it is biased because I'm an ex roman catholic and I'm looking into finding a new church

He's right you know. Traditional religion without popecuckoldry. Pic related. It's the incumbent pope.

Quakers

The one Mel Gibson belongs to sugar tits.
Watch the Passion of the Christ and you'll understand the Catholic intolerance for Christ killers and their bullshit.
Proddies never go on Crusade, they just start wars for Jewish bankers.

The Catholic Church has a very rationalist approach to theology and life. The RCC is responsible for sponsoring all the scientific work which made the industrial revolution possible. Clergy were heavily involved in scientific research in the medieval age. Long before Darwin wrote about the Theory of Evolution, the Scholastics were writing about basically the same thing under the title of "Transmutation Theory". The Big Bang Theory was invented by a Jesuit priest. The first modern universities in Europe grew out of the Cathedrals.

Eastern Orthodoxy

I'm not following you.

Shameful display as always shill

How many slaves you got, bro? I'm on about 5 or 6 myself

I'm happy with Roman Catholicism, but most major denominations of Christianity are fine.
Don't be Jehovah's Witness. They aren't Christian, and I don't like their worldview.

Mormonism

>faker than the media

> The RCC is responsible for sponsoring all the scientific work which made the industrial revolution possible.

More like stall it.

>Clergy were heavily involved in scientific research in the medieval age. Long before Darwin wrote about the Theory of Evolution, the Scholastics were writing about basically the same thing under the title of "Transmutation Theory".

Indeed. Some say they were more intelligent than today's scientists, but Gnosticism would have done a better job.

>The Big Bang Theory was invented by a Jesuit priest.

Jesuits were heretics, Gnostics really.

Thinking about moving to Greek Orthodox as I'm tired of the leftist bs in most denominations and overall kikery. Thoughts?

I'm fucked up, but I can tell that our multi-verse was created by an inventor. As Stephen Hawking once claimed, our creator must have had rules to abide by when our creation occurred.

Are you of greek heritage? If not, then kindly do not culturally appropriate.

These freaky fuckers

No, I'm not but looking for something more traditional.

I want to join an orthodox church near me but I'm not slavic, I thought about the catholic church but I have way too much mixed feelings about aspects of it and the drama involved.

Na, fuck off. Everyone is welcome to join an ethnic Orthodox Church if they don't have a suitable alternative in their home country.

no, not even fucking close.

Been looking into it myself. I would feel weird about going into one of the greek or lebanese, etc. ortho churches though. Irrational?

this is idiotic beyond all belief. why dont you try reading judas's gospel

probably this. Moses could turn his staff into a snake. knowledge of the serpent isnt what it seems.