Sup Forums give me one reason why you're not using the squat method to defecate

Sup Forums give me one reason why you're not using the squat method to defecate.

Protip: you can't.

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because it is for barely human asiatic/african trash

Because I don't shit in the street

is this legit?

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I bought one and I'll never go back. My bowels evacuate completely with hardly any effort now. The white man's way with regard to pooping is wrong and degenerate!

The final red pill

Stupid question but how do you wipe in that position? Seems aqword as fuck

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>s-s-see guys. Shitting in toilets is bluepilled. That's why we squat and shit in the street

To claim something is red pilled (squat shitting) would require experiencing the blue pill (toilets).
You haven't

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Because you can't squat on a toilet without injuring yourself.

Your opinion is irrelevant here because nobody uses toilets in your LITERAL shit hole of a country

Enjoy the shit splatter on your shoes, you degenerate savage.

Thanks for the memes

>implying i dont
Throne toilets are one of the worst popular inventions ever.

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Pooping while you walk is the natural way.

LOL do you have chronic diarrhea?

I just stick my hand full of tp between my legs and wipe. In general the squat position does takes some getting used to at first. I think you have to build up some muscles in your ankles or something. Sort of like how standing up for hours at work can be uncomfortable for a while until you get used to it. If that makes sense.

But I already do

As expcted from a mall sharter.

Honestly took the most spiritual shit in the woods on one tab of acid. I'm convinced its better for you.

America should eliminate gender bathrooms and give everyone a room with a hole in the floor. (modernized)

For the lulz and for health.

Went innawoods for the first time recently, had to do this and was amazed at the ease

OR:

>Just eat more fiber

No one who gets 100% of their daily requirement of dietary fiber has problems using a western toilet.

All you have to do to figure out why certain countries use squat toilets is to examine the fiber content of their foods.

There usually is none.

go back to your shitting street, pajeet

just because you can't help it doesn't mean it's natural

Indian master race confirmed

>knew a vegan who tried this once
>actually squatted on the toilet
>launched the turd right in there
>made a big splash

I started squatting on the rim of the toilet bowl after seeing a similar image posted on Sup Forums several months ago. I was skeptical at first, but believe it or not, it really does make it easier to shit. Not only does it make it easier to shit, but when you do shit, you shit out more shit than you would have shit if you were sitting down. It's really great. I wouldn't recommend it if you're a fat-ass though because I've heard of numerous stories of porcelain toilets shattering and cutting people in half - literally.

Haha I put my feet on the toilet seat

dicks to big I have to hold it when I sit

Because I cant with a toilet. As a person that suffers from indigestion I wish we had those hole toilets.

All you all need to watch the squaty potty video. On mobile so someone post a link.

I've been squat-shitting like a poo in loo for about a year and honestly it's much more comfortable. I urge everyone to try it and feel the difference.

SHART

You're still supposed to do it in a hole or floor toilet. Not on streets.

And you NEVER have diarrhea? Your parents were obviously poo-in-loos that emigrated here.

I actually shit in the squat position- but my heels come off the ground. Not safe to squat on the toilet though, and I don't even want my ass touching a toilet. I take a shit in a styrofoam bowl, dump the shit into the toilet, put the shit bowl in a ziplock bag in the trash (I used to wash them in the sink but then the sink always smelled like shit) then flush and wash my ass in the shower.

Walked into the wrong cubicle on a stopover at dubai that had just a hole in the floor with running water. Shrugged and used it. I can see how it feels a bit more natural, didn't even have to strain. 10/10 would use again.

because I eat enough fiber and prunes so I shit with 0 strainining 1-3 times a day

The ceramic Jew is everywhere

India has a few million toliets,but their people literally run away from toliets

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How does this work when you wear pants? Do you have to take your pants all the way off?

I have autism please communicate using words not facial expressions

Hol6 whit it happened again
literally every thread on the front page is recycled from a year ago

Why not just shit on toiletpaper and then throw the whole thing in the toilet?

I tried that once, ended up dropping some shit on the floor and the toilet paper clogged in the toilet. The bowl catches all the shit usually and is easy to use. If I had to travel anywhere I'd just put the ziplock bag with the shit bowl inside a brown paper bag in the trash

>Sup Forums give me one reason why you're not using the squat method to defecate.
Because I'm not pooping right now.

Here you go if you subhumans want to learn what most other subhumans can already do.
t-nation.com/training/third-world-squat

I don't want to get shit on my balls.

paki proxy

What about the Australian method?

The fuck is your problem? It's known as asian toilet. I pray for every public toilet to be of this configuration, it's sanitary and provides good poop. The only problem is when you have diarrhea, but it's still pretty ok if you are careful.

I can tell by that picture you've been here a long time, because I made it.

Please, get yourself a beer and relax.

I always take my pants off. You can keep them on but then you run the risk of getting poop on them.

found the fast ass neckbeard that can't squat

Ankle and hip flexibility m89

>I pray for every public toilet to be of this configuration
>pray

sorry Pajeet you have to go back

enjoy piss and poo of some nigger on your butt

Well that sucks. I bought from them years ago so I know there product works as advertised. This product looks similar and is cheaper as well: toilet-related-ailments.com

Avoid step stool type products like the squatty potty. They won't get your legs in the correct orientation and height for this technique to really work.

I have broken both my ankles twice and dont have the mobility to squat without warming them up and stretching.

I squat to shit since 4 years and I can guarantee it is much better.
I often used to have difficulty or even pain to expulse (especially the last little pack of poop) but now I just squat and let gravity do its job.
Even sometimes I used to have the impression that despite having spent 10 minutes on the seat I still had not emptied my rectum, now I'm light as hell after.
Also my squat is golden now.

You stand up and wipe like you're supposed to?

Yeah nah, it's like pressing a burger, you make the shit spread, it's okay if you take a shower just after but if you can't the best solution is to do it while you are squatting.

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In other poop news: India, no!
youtube.com/watch?v=Ffgt5sIvg0U

A poo

>wanting your junk to scrape the floor
Im already circumcised thanks

That position is my favorite position to do before and after working out. It helps you breathe and also gives you the best nut you'll ever have. Weird as fuck.
Pic related, follow instructions to get good work out and orgasm do to the position pumping testosterone

What the fuck? Are you shitting chocolate pudding?

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I mean, South Korea has the highest rate of colon cancer and largely uses squat toilets though some countries that are mostly sit toilets are also high up.

wcrf.org/int/cancer-facts-figures/data-specific-cancers/colorectal-cancer-statistics

Colon cancer also tends to hit the elderly and a lot of countries with squat toilets have fairly low life expectancy.

I remember when I tried this 8 years ago. Woke up on the floor confused but with no major or minor injuries.

dont do this it creates mustard gas

Fuck off spamfag.
What happens is you'll faint.
Its actually pretty fun to do because you wake up and have no idea whats going on for a few seconds.

... you don't

wiping is for bluepilled betas

stop appropriating my culture shitlord

Squatting toilets are fucking great for the spycams in malls restrooms or girls high schools. Japan should always keep some.

jesus

Literally shitposting

/poo/ pill

I've been squatting for the past 24 years but I'm afraid since I read that sitting toilets can crack if you squat and are too heavy.
Considering that I've become sedentary and eating like a pig i'll probably have to either lose weight or finally sit.

/nopoop/ For high test

the western man does not stand right, sit right, walk right, run right, eat right, shit right. he does not even breathe right. i mean breathing is the most fundamental part of being a living thing and yet the western man is the only animal unaware of how to perform it.

the western man is really not a human. it is obvious that some other species has taken control of his body. this species does not know how to use the body properly. since this is a problem spanning generations, it implies this species has encoded itself into the DNA of the western man.

expecting the western man to behave according to his skeletal frame is like asking the pigs to fly. what is even worse is that western man's understanding of his own mind is even more flawed than his understanding of his own body. a species of parasite have taken humanoid form so that they may better feed upon humanity.

Because I don't shit directly into a hole in my floor.

Also, it's surprisingly difficult to squat like that, with your heels touching the floor.

Give it a try. I'll wait.

there's a mix of both here- upscale places have sitting toilets and out in the jungle you're lucky if you can find a squat toilet

having tried both with just about every variety of poop imaginable short of the ones that kill you, the squat latrines do indeed clean you out much faster and cleaner than sitting.

but I prefer to sit because squatting makes me feel uncomfortable

Have to agree with this guy, I did the same thing. I do it only for those massive ones.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy desert monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Shlomo Tyrone LeShawn Goldstein. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that the Middle East can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Khazarian steppes you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to take your grandfathers soap to Lebanon and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Qassem and Ali a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Israelis obsession with a few windswept settlements in the West Bank is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Israel has made to the medical field. The MUH JUDEA AND SAMARIA sentiment in the average negro Israeli is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Syria look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the Golan with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Syrian cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Israeli "man" provided for a family.

Die, Shlomo. No one would miss you. Except for Saudi Arabians, who now would have no one to make them look good.

>toilet paper clogged in the toilet
Fucking American low-flush toilets. What's the point of saving up water by reducing the water tanks if every time you shit you have to flush twice.

Not only are we what we eat,
We're also what we don't excrete.
And if we sit instead of squat,
Retaining some of what we've got,
This putrefaction will increase,
When what we want is fast release
Of toxic waste from bowel and cell.
So, to keep our bodies well,
Squatting helps the waste to flow.
Squatting is the way to go!

I do this
As a result toilet seat needs replacement once a few years though

How on earth do Pajeets and slavs do it? They really are another species

Just train the flexibility of your knees a bit and either lean against a wall or rest your arms on your knees and lean forward for balance

also since I literally only squat when out in the boonies they kind of get tainted by association

like if you've never had a fly descend on your anus while taking a poops let me tell you it is not a sensation you will find particularly enjoyable. then again I've had rain spiders crawl out from under the toilet seat in throne toilets so you win some lose some.

fuckin keked again. this thread is a literal goldmine

>stand up before wiping

What the fuck are you doing?