Alright, I know there is at least one faggot on this board who believes the 'dinosaurs were not real' meme...

Alright, I know there is at least one faggot on this board who believes the 'dinosaurs were not real' meme. Show yourself, so we can laugh at you.

Why are you asking to get trolled? Someone is just going to start larping for

They're demon bones from the Fall.

>one faggot

Most Trump supporters don't believe in evolution. It's more than just "one faggot"

Dinosaur bones were put into the earth by Lucifer to deceive us and make us think that the earth was actually 35 billion years old or whatever, a complete contradiction of what's written in the Holy Bible.

I believe that the only thing to ever be real were the dinosaurs.
After the meteor hit the Earth was destroyed and we're simply living in a complex computer program made by aliens to simulate what would have happened if the Earth survived it.

Dinosaurs were real but they were killed in the great flood cause they were evil. That's why their bones are underground, cause they were buried in the great flood.

Actually they provide Biblical proof of the fall. Where do you think all the demon bones went? Duh.

that would be cool.

There's no actual proof of dinosaurs. If you think fossils are proof, you're deluded. So many assumptions are built into every piece of the story

Dinosaurs?

Oh, you mean, ancient birds

Dinosaurs were birds.

That would be cool, too.

Holy shit I know exactly what book that picture is from.

I used to have it as a kid. How did you find that OP?

The asteroid was an inside job

That is pretty dope.

Are the aliens reading my thoughts? Or is it like a hidden camera deal?

Is the earth dead?

chicken grandpas

>Dinasuar bones are always super clean
>Human bones are always dirty
Explain this

What you refer to as "aliens" are the angelic governors of the various spheres.

>Where do you think all the demon bones went?

Demons do not have bones.

Reeeeeee dinosaurs are big birds with no feathers!!!!

Exactly.

Of course they do. They lost their angelic form when they were cast out during the war in heaven.

>implying you need evolution to believe in Dinosaurs

>Of course they do

Prove it.

Dinosaurs were real. But they only went extinct in the last 4000 years from human overhunting. Thats why they still crocodiles cuz the abos n negros werent great hunters.

>falling for the dinosaur jew.

The burden of proof is on you pal.

I can't prove a negative mate

They specifically clean them for display and storage
Also dinosaur fossils arent bone, theyre mineral
The bone got trapped, broke down, and the hollow left was filled with minerals to form a cast of what used to be there

Human bones are legit bone

You can even see in the shape of their spine that they are descended from the Thrones that were Lucifer's vanguard.

No, idiot. Not all dinosaurs became birds, and todays birds and past dinos could not have had viable offspring in any way, shape, or form

The earth is flat so the fossils just fall into space when they get buried too deep

So dinosaurs and humans were on earth at the same time?

They're not reading your thoughts
>They're MAKING your thoughts

>show yourself
checking in senpai

Crocs and sharks are older than dinosaurs you mong.
I'd explain the layers of rock to you from which you can tell what when came from what time period but I bet you're just a tiny manlet chink troll sucking castro's son dick.

So many people don't get this, they think fossils are petrified bones.

Dinosaurs existed but they looked NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING like the jewish scientists make it out to be. Jews only ever created this huge beasts so we would doubt religion, become atheists and they could control us.

This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. There isn't much rooms to fuck around with the bones in terms of the general shape of the animal, you nigger.

im an atheist and homosexuality is wrong

There are 30 foot squids which weigh hundreds of kilograms. Dinosaurs existed as little as a few hundred years ago in remote parts of the planet, their bones decay and react to radioactivity in a way which is un-observable in other forms of animal. Leading to false calculations about the age of their remains.

A literal cuck child

No. That just means you have a shitty religion.

I believe that the spinosaurs was fucking bipedal since it being a quadruped would break it's fucking forearms

Also how can you not believe in dinosaurs when the Nigersaurus exists?
>Big vacuum lips on the Nigersaurus

I believe that "cavemen" who called their world "bedrock" used to wake up in the morning scream "yaba Daba doo" and go to work at the local quarry

Wait, I thought Trudeau had that emotional goodbye to Castro because they're both leftists.
Could it be there was more to it than that?

you will realize that there is room to fuck around once you see the "evidence" of most species. The vast majority of supposed extinct dinosaur species have been extropolated from only a couple fossils. The first proposed species was the Igunaodon. He invented it after finding literally just teeth and nothing more. Over time people found more fossils and just attributed them to a species that was 100% imagined. Plus the entire field of paleontology is and has alway been utterly plauged with fraud and bad record keeping

>I believe that "cavemen" who called their world "bedrock" used to wake up in the morning *and* scream "yaba Daba doo" and go to work at the local quarry

Demons = fallen angels
Angels = human like creatures according to the bible
But the bones found are not very human like...

>"I" believe that "cavemen" who "called" "their" world "bedrock" used "to" wake "up" in the morning *and* "scream" "yaba Daba doo" and go to work at the "local" "quarry"

Fuck you nigga still a fact that dinos only extinct 4000 years ago. Fuck out mah face dutch faggot das rite keep sendin me flowas every year cuz u cucks can fight

Thanks for "correcting" "me" Mr Finland

Amazing. Their atoms having different properties than anything else would completely revolutionize all of chemistry.

Do you have normal carbon atoms? Or super dinosaur carbon atoms that behave completely differently?

Amazing.

Damn that's almost cooler than dinosaurs existing. Almost

You talk like a nigger, is that why nobody takes you serious?

Im here

I dont believe dinosaurs were real

Its why ur dutch woman cant keep off dis BBC

WE WUZ DINOSAURS N SHEET

You posted a synapsid which is an ancestor clade MUCH closer to mammals than dinosaurs. You're a fucking idiot.

spinosaurus is a shit-tier dinosaur

prove me wrong

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Fuggggg XDDDDDDDD

>When I was a kid
>Book
>Picture was part of an article regarding the discovery that Spinosaurus was practically a crocodile with regards little hind legs, and was published within the last two years

That's not Dimetrodon, it's Spinosaurus

Where's the SUCC demons

Dragons definitely existed.
They were a creation of Satan, and therefore had to die and also eat each other to survive.
After the fall, the dragons were wiped out along with many other creatures and God had to start over.
Death and cannibalism/food chain did not exist until Adam and Eve ate the apple.

BBC isn't popular here, we have our own king kukko media outlet called the volkskrant :^)

you really think that? you are fucking brainwashed

>There isn't much rooms to fuck around with the bones in terms of the general shape of the animal, you nigger.

There are dinosaurs that were "reconstructed" using literally 1 bone.

There are also plenty of dinos that scientists thought were two or three different species but it turned out that it was just juvenile and adult forms of the same species.

The science they're using for this stuff isn't that great desu

>Be literally nobody
>Digging all day like an autistic fucktard
>See indentation in rock
>"muh dinosaurs"

Yup, dinosaurs are 100% undeniably real.

And never ask any questions about it ever again, goy.

If you'd made yourself familiar with the techniques and tools needed to gain some knowledge about dinosaurs the way scientists do instead of spending time saving 2d girls you'd might not say that.

Ask skeptical questions but don't close yourself of just because you're an ignorant fool when it comes to things you don't know much about.

2d girls > dinosaurs

Bull fucking shit. Scientists can´t even tell what color dinosaurs were or did they have feathers or not.

At the moment we may have nice hollyJew productions like Jurassic Park, but the reality is that most of dinosaur research is pure fantasy.

Some days they are scaly reptilians and other day oversized chickens with feathers. It´s fucking retarded guessing

Retarded people like you should be euthanized, please do your only good to humanity and lynch yourself. I'm 100% serious.

>huehuemonkey
>humanity

I am Hindu we do not believe in Dinosaurs, instead, some Hindus claim they are merely planted relics by some kind of ghost dog. The ghost dog thing not sure what its called, planeted the "fossils" as a warning not to dig too far down as the real of snake people lies below. Apparently the snake people of sorts are vegetarian and they apparently are warded off with paprika, but thats kind of like a old wives tale.

Is your religion a meme?
Because it sounds like a meme

so don't go too deep or wake the lizards?
why is it always lizards?
>TOTAL COINCIDENCE

Dinosaurs werent real. All bones discovered were place by god.
You know why you find dinosaurs close to the surface? Cuz the earth is flat so deep. Dino bones woulda just fallen Out the bottom.
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PSA
>PSA

Go find a dog skeleton and determine the dog's colour by that.

I refuse to believe there is someone that stupid