Why haven't you made the philosopher's stone?

Why haven't you made the philosopher's stone?

Go the fuck to bed andrew

You owe me 10$ btw

Fucking homunculi, go back to Xerxes faggots
>muh immortality

>Implying

because its a metaphor for human perfection, which is a paradox in itself

Stehst du mit dem Rücken zur Wand. Oder erhältst du den Stein der Weisen?

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I made one

That's a big ID

Just because you're a worthless muggle with no skills, doesn't mean all of us are.

yes i am andrew

Because the French fuckwit who discovered the formula never decided to share.

The US government should have like at least two based on the amount of sandpeople killed this century.
ISIS is going for some too, though I bet the (((US gov't))) will cuck them out of it.

>making a philosophers stone
current sattus: shiggying diggies

I already don't age

Germany is allowing rapefugees to quickly fill Europe so that it can use all of them as necessary souls to form one once society breaks down...

i did.. just check these digits for proofs

Because most alchemy books are obscure gibberish in coded language that would take the most autistic autists to figure out.

THe
book of aquarius was semi-decent yet incomplete current book there is.


TLDR: the philosophers stone is made of PEEE, ITS MADE OF URINE, THATS the secret

The philosopher's stone is not "spiritual" abstract bullshit don't listen to anyone who says it is. The philosphers' stone will legit make you lvie for thousands of years in healthy youtfulness. Have a nice day. uncondtional love acceptance to all on their journeys.

This.. I would actually believe this..

for you

Why haven't you made the iron stone ?

why haven't you gone back to fucking Sup Forums?

>tfw all you've made is a kidney stone

Spiky fucker hurt like hell coming out.

That looks like a piece of broken beer bottle