My friend's wife won't take his last name

Should I tell him he is a cuck? I feel bad for him.

Yes.

Tell him to cunt punch her.

You should feel bad for yourself. At least he has a wife.

Did he buy her a ring? If no, then it's fine.

If yes, he is a cuck. Buying a ring is sign and symbol of commitment. The woman taking the man's name is the same damn thing. If she won't do it, she is not committed to him. Full stop.

I already have 3... I am a mormon.

does he have a goofy last name?

>won't take his last name

She'll be taking something else in a few years :^)

And I don't mean black dick, that's what she's already taking

It's Kirk.

This reminds me of this chick I went to school with who married her high school sweeheart and forced him to take her name, hyphenated with his name. Her name first. He actually had to change his name to that. I keked for a week when I saw that on normiebook.

Spoken like a true beta cuck

If that's true then you also should have 3 pairs of tits to post for proof.

My acquaintance will take his wife's last name. He's a handsome, intelligent aryan and she's a filthy brown mexican. I absolutely don't feel bad for him and am glad he's taking himself out of the aryan gene pool.

God that's so sad.

Say something but expect the friendo to make you an enemy, if he stays with her he'll probably dump you. How it goes

I don't like to whore my wife's pics on indonesian image boards.

depends
if she is a decent woman, than it is ok
if she is an empty whore, then he should just dump her and leave her to niggers

That's not bad. Dude's just got shit taste in ladies.

Only a pussy would marry a woman who wouldn't take his last name.

Should I tell him I am sleeping with his wife to make him drop out of the relationship?

It's 2017, who the fuck actually gets married anymore?

Don't just tell him, SHOW HIM.

Ask him if she does anal.
If he says yes, ask him if it hurts.
If he says no, ask him if he's afraid she will hurt him.

he needs to leave her, she's a cunt that will make him miserable, I've seen way too many friends get divorced before they even hit 30


t. happily married /fit/izen with 2 Aryan children who have a loving mother

I don't want to have sex with her ugly face.

Does she have a job where her name is important to her employment for recognition? Like, will she lose clients if her name suddenly changes? Thats a good reason to keep it the same.

He could try this

It's only acceptable if the woman's family name has monetary value, or if the man has an exceptionally bad last name like Gay or something.

some of us have to maintain society you fucking NEET

This is the only semi-acceptable reason, and even then it's a failing of modern society because women should be home makers

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What if we promise not to share them?

Not at all.

Lucky for you this is a Bhutani crochet BBS

Yeah, I always tell him what a sweet name James Kirk is.

Makes me sad that the creator of Ultima and the first second generation astronaut did the same with his name. Well, at least he kept his family name first so he's not a total wuss.

t. happily married cuckold with 2 bulls who have a loving wife

Pretty sure since time immemorial, only weak male takes after their wife's family name. Like those from a lower status.

He's literally showing the world he's lower status than his spouse.

Now, only literal beta faggot can't control their wives. Do those nu-male faggots even practice wife husbandry?

The correct answer to your woman saying "just so you know, Im not taking your last name after we marry" is "well I guess we arent getting married"

Should I call or text him Sup Forums?

You should inform him that he is a cuck, yes.

Not for long.

That's depressing as fuck.

Fucking gold, Ammy deserves 3 good kids.

So how about using a paper bag or is the rest all the same?

Body is even worse than the face it's hilarious.

OK I texted him that if he goes through with this he is a cuck.

This thread is bait. It's a personal army request - target James Kirk.

How many dicks you suck today OP?

>being a salty lonely fuck with nothing to live for who compulsively makes cuck jokes on a Bhutanese Badminton Board when they're not chronically masturbates to BLACKED.com videos because they're autistic and have no friends or spouse and their own family doesn't even want them around

an hero nigger

yeah, he is named after my favorite tv show. That's why I like it.

>when your wife is fucking the bbc but you trolling the chans instead of filming

I can tell you the story about how I met him.

>Be me
>In 5th grade
> New kid in class
>Name is James Kirk
>I look into his eyes
>He looks at mine
>We see love in each other
>We go to somewhat hidden place during recess
>Kiss him
>I'm the dom
>Teacher catches us
>Takes us to principal office
>I can' let my parents find out I'm gay
>So I run towards the principals office then
>I open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur