>Apparently he flipped a shit when someone jacked his desk furby
No new news
Nathan King
CNN HQ IN PERIL IDK IT MAYBE A SINK HOLE IT MAYBE A POCOLYPSE I DUNNO BUT CNN IS DOOOOOMED
Jonathan Walker
MAN SEEN ENTERING THE BUILDING
Lincoln Foster
>Someone at CNN did some actual reporting LOCKDOWN
HAPPENING ALERT
Xavier Butler
Don Lemon dies today
Austin Barnes
Is it the happening KEK promised us yesterday`?
Praise KEK
Samuel Martinez
fuckin hell not again
Joseph Evans
Please let it be white right wing death squads executing everyone
Jeremiah Lewis
Is this troll thread or am i missing something? Or am i retarded for asking?
Jose Peterson
Together we will overcum
Adam Jenkins
Daily Mail site is down Sky News Site is down BBC News won't load properly....
Any other brits confirm?
Juan Thompson
No they're fine for me right now, but occasionally BBC inexplicably won't load for me even when every other site is working normally
Jayden Cooper
all fine for me
David Wood
HOW DO U HAVE CLEARANCE???
R u a spies? GIVE US AN UPDATE PLS. My internet is off I'm on LTE THANK GOD FOR SPECTRUM THE NEW TIME WARNER CABLE
THANK GOD
#PLSDONTKILLDONLEMON
Benjamin Carter
it's doctor wallace and alice, i have giving them a bite of the apple, im not sure if i had to, but i dont regret it.
Juan Davis
WW3 in 50
Carter Sullivan
prolly russian haxxors, nothing to see here.
Andrew Johnson
Jesus. Can u chill? R u having a stroke?
Ian Parker
Oh ok
Phew
It's over everyone
Wars done everyone
Go home
Benjamin Harris
Insider here. Anderson Cooper just went on a rampage and almost killed Kellyanne Conway. They're trying to get her back to normal, but I think she's done. Look out for her body double.
James Torres
You must have nigger-tier internet, all those sites are fine for me and BBC is playing on the telly.
Jaxson Brooks
Oh fug Today is a reeeeeeal roller coaster
William Edwards
...
Angel Johnson
What's going on here lads?
Elijah Foster
phoney bait thread from CNN in a desperate attempt to get 20 people to watch at the same time. Literally nothing...
Leo Foster
my friend near CNN just told me their were 3 REALLY LOUD booming noises.. what's goign on gusy?
Caleb Ward
cnn uk down too!!
MASSIVE HABBENIN
Anthony Lopez
Dude there's a fucking american flag pin on the floor
lock down the building until we find what fucking shitlord dropped this hate symbol.
John Johnson
R A R E
Luke Lewis
Sure wish mods would ban these false happening threads.
Sage.
Joseph Roberts
Many such cases!
Leo Gray
Uncommon at best.
Isaiah Howard
Is there an intruder in their safe space? Did someone said a fact instead of a lie?
Brody Watson
sad!!1
David Sullivan
THE ONLY THING I STRUCK WAS THE TRUTH
Lincoln Howard
N E W F A G E W F A G
Blake Walker
News shows play replays most of the time you idiot
Noah Ross
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
Charles Murphy
digits say It's reckoning day
Julian Powell
nothings happening you fools
Brandon Murphy
Everyone there needs to be publicly executed.
Ethan Ross
Don't care.
Don't watch.
So what?
Hudson Turner
I have an American cousin who works at CNN.
He tells me there are dimensional shamblers loose on the studio and the whole area is on lockdown till the army arrives.
Jackson Cox
Just heard nuclear warhead loading sounds outside, I'm heading innawoods
Ayden Collins
Perhaps because this (wikileak conference) --
Joshua Brown
Just opened window and smelt the air outside. It smells like nuclear warheads. Good luck America
Jason King
Nigga tell me wtf is going on? Recap or something?
Andrew Ramirez
False flag to accuse Trump of literally hitlerism?
Some absolute madman absolutely wrecking them?
Landon Stewart
Mengele == Soros
Carter Murphy
Kek has infiltrated CNN HQ
PRAISE KEK
Brandon Gutierrez
Can confirm my uncle works at London Nuke PLC and he told me what they smell like.
Benjamin Robinson
It's about that artifact they found in Peru. Some idiot translate the text in the studio. Fools!
Joshua Jackson
Hopefully they are all dead. Those miserable bastards have earned that bad karma.
Adrian Martin
can confirm
Jose Evans
It's being reported that there are multiple intruders making wolf wolf noises.
Cooper Evans
DON LEMON IS ON A RAMPAGE
Noah Davis
y'mean hush hush
Julian Cox
OP knows how to milk the fuk out of u kids.
Caleb Baker
Most viewers they'll have all week.
Charles Cook
it isn't happening
they always replay segments
t. someone who watched cnn for like 9 hours once
Oliver Cook
Getting some shocking reports that CNN has triggered a resonance cascade and has opened a portal to another dimension.
Jace Peterson
Get out.
Matthew Nguyen
Probably ran out of biscotti and doilies.
Everyone riots.
Brayden Nelson
robin meade gets off too early now
im sad
Luis Harris
Don't you have a gay person to stone or something?
Joseph Morgan
no not the WSRE??
this is serious
logging off and collecting my bugout bag
may be back
may
Aaron Young
Didn't know it was secretly the Saudi News Network
>t.Ahmed bin Al-Hussani
Kek
Nicholas Flores
Pls get out?
John Lopez
Im not saudi. Im undercover. I would appreciate a bit of decency. Ty sir. Have a nc day.
Jason Hall
the harvest has begun
Eli Kelly
...
Jaxson Adams
what is the meaning of this post
Justin Adams
...
Caleb Cox
you're all memeing to get CNN more views aren't ya
Julian Young
I was just sent home from the CNN, first time of this happening in my 40 years there.
But they let Paul stay there, Paul any info on whats going inside?
Eli Perez
Rolling! Don Lemon ded
Ian Ross
Paul is ded. This thread killed him. RIP paul.
Kayden Ortiz
CNN CEO shot himself in his office.
Gabriel Ramirez
I swear one of these days he's really going to do it and nobody will believe it because of memes.
>pic unrelated.
James Gonzalez
So let me introduce to you the one and only billy shears