"I'm here for the interview."

>"I'm here for the interview."

Now thats a cute face Helsinki deserves.

>cute
Nah. Though cute blacks do exist here, they just happen to be very rare.
Tbh I would hire her over a white guy with lots of tattoos and facial piercings.

Take a seat

First replace that plaid shirt with something more respectable.

I wouldn't have any problem working with her, she's fairly well dressed and, by what I can see, conforms to all the hygienic standards required to work in a professional environment.
Would not grant a job only if she's muslim.

keked and checked

Sorry we don't hire niggers, only white males allowed

She's reasonably pretty, what are her skills and formal education?

on your knees then

>nigger face
>white hand
What

if she has a good c.v. and does well in the interview she can have the job. dont see the problem.

Are you taking her furniture shopping?

>She

Write a program that prints the numbers from 1 to 100. But for multiples of three print "Fizz" instead of the number and for the multiples of five print "Buzz". For numbers which are multiples of both three and five print "FizzBuzz".

> you what Kungz of egipt?

Get the fuck out you fired already

>ok let's have an objective look at your credentials...
>you fucking RACIST

I'm sorry but you're overqualified. Too cultured and intelligent for me to consider otherwise. Get out.

>italian liking black women
As expected desu. When I was in italy I saw more WM/BF couples than anywhere else I had been. Also I saw no BM/WF couples.

I did several years of programming at uni and couldn't do this if required. Nobody can except autists.

Oy vey! That's just great you filthy schwart- err I mean "poor, poor oppressed person of color".

Take this "Black Lives Matter" sign and go protest Trump.

You will be paid $5 shekels an hour.

I, George Soros will personally sign your welfa- err I mean "paycheck".

Praise Satan, and here's a free copy of the "Communist Manifesto" of which I have autographed. Not as if you people can read beyond a 5th grade level, but I digress.

Hail satan!

Do they not teach for loops, evaluation, and string manipulation anymore

>>"I'm here for the interview."
"What's your experience in picking cotton?"

Sorry, nigger quota has been reached already.

$1.30 an hour, Damn morty, you'll go bankrupt throwing around money like that

Is writing a fizzbuzz in python considered cheating?

# include

int main()
{
int i;
for(i=1;i

>allman style brackets
lmao kys, subhuman scum

# include

int main()
{
int i;
for(i=1;i

inefficient.

Oops fucked up

# include

int main()
{
int i;
for(i=1;i

Gah change my || into an &&...

and the else between buzz and %d vanished fuck me...

for i in range(1, 100):
if i % 3 == 0 and i % 5 == 0:
print('FizzBuzz')
elif i % 3 == 0:
print('Fizz')
elif i % 5 == 0:
print('Buzz')
else:
print(i)

Learning programming at uni is a myth. They teach you some syntax, and some of the logic/reasoning behind building some programs, but to be a really good programmer one should have already been dabbling in it before college level courses.
Also, you can't really permanently learn anything in a college class because it's a bunch of material crammed into a few months. Nothing will stick after the next semester starts and you have to cram/study new material.

Yep, now it works.

for(int i = 1; i

yea this.

After intro to programming 1 & 2 of whatever most of your classes will stop teaching you languages and ask you to apply a concept using a language you likely have never used before without telling you how to use it.

You aren't supposed to say the number if its a fizz or buzz.

Well said friend.

beat me to it.

spread legs

Ah misread then. Was wondering what the if 3&&5 was for in all of the other answers

damn what program are guys taking? comp sci?

this is a well-known porn casting couch, isn't it

must be a missing brazzers logo or something

yea.

{
if(i % 3 == 0)
printf("Fizz");
if(i % 5 == 0)
printf("Buzz")
if ( i % 3 != 0 && i % 5 != 0)
printf("%d",i);
printf("\n");
}

...

>Let's get started

>a bunch of glorified BASIC programmers showing off their FizzBuzz skills

Ughhh fine let's get this over with

we're just here for the interview. we do what is requested.

>I did several years of programming at uni and couldn't do this if required.
sounds like you wasted years sucking dick at a gay brothel and not programming at an accredited university of repute.

We interview people all the time who can't write it in psuedo code. Really the biggest points are
>Efficiency by using loops
>The ability to follow directions. Yeah I messed that bit up
>Do they know what modulo is

I wonder if any legit company actually uses this test.

this is a congratulatory cup or something, isn't it

like a trophy or award for some kind in recognition of achieving a difficult task

>Efficiency by using loops
As opposed to what? Writing 100 print statements?
>The ability to follow directions
That can be achieved with any problem...
>Do they know what modulo is
How is that a proof of any useful skill?

[code]
(defun fizzbuzz (n &aux (f (mod n 5))
(g (mod n 3)))
(cond ((= f g 0) 'fizzbuzz)
((= g 0) 'fizz)
((= f 0) 'buzz)
(t n)))

(dotimes (i 100)
(print (fizzbuzz i)))
[/code]

scheme?

It happens all the time. American Universities are just diploma mills at this point. We had 6-7 applicants at last years career fair booth who boasted about their 4.0 in comp sci and couldn't write any code off the top of their heads when we asked them to do FizzBuzz. Hell apparently we were doing the easy version where you print the number every time.

That's Common Lisp.

I usually ask them to compute the area of a single-contour polygon.

Hint: [spoiler]use Green's Theorem[/spoiler]

Would interview, in earnest. Would not get the position.

Had she attended in a suit and lost the tacky Jewellery, she may have had a chance.

cool, the interview involves deepthroating my cock and swallowing my cum

Doesn't explain why you wouldn't just let them solve a real problem. That gets rid of the people who can't solve FizzBuzz and also of the other 95% of programmers.

I used to know haskell. can't remember the syntax properly, though

can there be proper lazy lisp?

#
# FizzBuzz of the Christ
#
for i in range(1,101):
print("FizzBuzz"[i*i%3*4:8--i**4%5] or i)


>C fags BTFO

Quite a few. Also it's not uncommon to see applicant programmers asking Sup Forums to do their homework for them.

The whole interview isn't to just write FizzBuzz on the whiteboard. It's just our first question so we don't waste the next hour or so on someone that doesn't know how to write a quick function. The usual follow-up is asking what projects they have done outside the classroom or what their preferred language is for home projects. I should probably add that this is only for fresh college grads who won't likely have previous experience.

Dude, wat? That's the name of the language. I didn't make it up. There used to be a plethora of small variations from different vendors and then they all got together, formed a committee and came up with the monstrosity now known as Common Lisp.

good god her genetic lineage has been bleached
send her home

im saying, a lazy lisp
like haskell

Interview? This is a lumber camp. Where is your saw?

Give me a blacklight and I could read you the ancient lore spattered across this majestic canvas.

why are so many pol fags coders? wtf
i thought i was only 1

I feel bad for those people who can't write FizzBuzz because they'll never get a job. That's like week 1 stuff desu

Its a wig

Ok go have a seat on the couch over there while I set up the camera

Whatever works for you. To me it looks like an extremely low requirement even for a preliminary sieve. It's like calling a mathematician for an interview and then asking him to do basic arithmetic for 5 minutes to prove he's not mentally retarded. In fact, I suspect that FizzBuzz better serves as a sieve for competent interviewees to filter incompetent companies.

>monstrosity
shed light pls

...

saged

They'll teach you about affirmative action when you reach highschool, Sup Forumspie

>a lazy lisp like haskell
Depends on how deep the laziness needs to go before it's sufficiently "like Haskell" for you, I guess. You can implement lazy lists in some 20 lines.

Can you stand for 8 hours and lift 180lbs 3 feet off the ground?

Do have any working experience in a cottonfield

>Thanks for coming!, I actually have no questions for you, good bye. And don't bother contacting us again, we will call you.

It's like the C++ of lisps... complex standard, has some pretty esoteric features, sprinkled with gotchas.

particulary one that allows for partial application

Partial application and laziness are orthogonal things.

Besides, you're probably talking about currying.

what lisp do you use

You should see what some of our colleges pump out as programmers. Imagine 4 years of classes in Java, HTML and C++. Now imagine all of them have a semester that teaches you "theory" but homework is
>Week 1: Hello world
>Week 2: if statements
>Week 3: for loops
...
>Week 15: recur a function

The full 'sieve' process we use for college grads goes well beyond FizzBuzz. We arnt like Red Balloon and give you an thrice-encrypted puzzle stego'd into a renaissance painting as an interview. We are pretty willing to help new grads as long as we know they love writing code.

but I can be productive with CL?

>It's like calling a mathematician for an interview and then asking him to do basic arithmetic for 5 minutes to prove he's not mentally retarded.

It's more like asking for someone who can speak Spanish and then having them say a few basic sentences in Spanish.

A custom one in my current projects, but I've used CL, Clojure and Scheme before. I guess comparing Scheme to CL would be pretty unfair, but Clojure is quite complete, and apart from some issues with numerical types it's cleaner.

hired. are you from sweden or germany?

legit companies also use silly sorting stuff.

>user sort these numbers
>eh i ll just use quicksort why invent whole thing again?
>sorry we cant work with you
lol.

I didn't say you can't be productive with CL. You can be far more productive with CL than 99% of languages out there. This goes for any lisp.

It's already been filled.