>You don't need a two-handed greatsword to protect yourself!
ITT: Shit liberals would say in medieval times
Jace Sanders
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Colton Gray
"Black plague!!! What are you racist or something?"
Parker Powell
>You have been visited by the islamic horse of peace. Allahu Akbar!
Aiden Ramirez
#BlackPlagueLivesMatter
Julian King
You guys, we should really make a public sanitation system, you know, like how the Romans did? I know it'd be a lot of work, and we'd have to chip in a few extra shillings to pay for it all, but think of the health benefits! We'd be such a more clean and progressive society if we disposed of our waste better than dumping it outside. Who's with me?
Aiden Miller
Woooooooow omg it's not like the plague is being caused by those outsiders bringing it in it's obviously caused by an imbalance of the humours you fucking shitlords like it's fucking 1346. Ugh, just ugh.
Ryan Scott
POO IN BUCKET
John Morales
> implying
Easton Wright
who are these guys
William Kelly
If your l you kill the Saracens, they win.
Justin Ortiz
>Didn't know we had king, I thought we were an autonomous collective
Alexander Adams
>"your castle does'nt need a wall, how else will the serfs get a share of you feast, m'lord?"
Jaxon Rodriguez
comedy gold
Christopher Lewis
I really dont think the crusades are worth it. I mean I traded spices with a muslim guy once and he was really nice there is no way muslims are trying to conquer our land. We should let them in anyways so there is more farmers to work in the field.
Michael James
>"dark ages"
Grayson James
>ugh, muslims don't want to raid and pillage Vienna...what are you user? A jew?
Hudson Wilson
>be me
>lowly peasant in hispania
>tending to my crops
>trek to the city, acquire twenty pestilences along the way
>check the local bulletin
>"the muslims are invading"
>racist nobleman reading next to me lets out a terrified gasp
>give nobleman a dirty look
>turn around
>big brown bearded man with towels on his head charges towards me on a force
>nobleman runs away
>what the fuck is his problem
>muslim swiftly beheads me
>atleasti'mnotracist.jpg
Logan Reed
horse*
Michael Brooks
>"it's"
Camden Scott
>come on people, it's 1350 and you still believe the jews are responsible? I mean come on, it is the current year of our lord 1350!
Ian Diaz
Oh fuck I forgot how good this was