>yfw John McCain's daughter

>Walk into bar
>see this
>what do?

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eh, she's probably one of those fucks at bars that cackle on and on about work while basically killing your buzz

politically conservatives blondes with big tits are my political fetish

Too bad she's a fake conservative my man

turn 180 degrees and moonwalk directly into her

>Your father is a filthy traitor and you should clean my house for free you blonde rat

hey there QT mind if I use you as a baby incubator for a few years?

Ask her if she likes smooth jazz and when she does take her back to my room and jizz on her large breasts to the sounds of a mellow saxophone.

doesn't stop my dick from getting any harder

smooth jazz is fucking gay.

motorboat

Try and get tit pics on snap.

She is insufferable little elitist bitch. I would fuck her in the butt and make sure the cum goes straight into her dodgy eye

whoa - she has those large McCain dislocatable snake will swallow large live mammal jaws like daddy.

Definitely nigger jungle music.

slam tight piggy

I would do nothing. I don't like mccain and would do nothing with him or his family

>tfw threw one away because she was such a bitch

To this day I wonder if it wasn't a huge mistake. I know that it wasn't in my heart of hearts, but those jugs were world class.

>letting politics keep you from getting your hands on a set of great big titties

Grow up man.

pull out my cock, speak the fourteen words, and wait for the magic to happen.

Do we have any official stats about them?
From a trustworthy source?
Like Scoreland

those tits aren't worth it

She's fat and if you took away all that makeup and expensive hair styling she's probably ugly.

Also she looks like her dad. You are now imagining John McCain's wrinkly aged face on that body with those tits.

Ask her politely to put on a jacket because no one wants to see that.

Nope. Not imagining that. Imagining squeezing those titties as I fill her with my load, if you know what I'm saying.

...

Flirt with her, take an Uber to her place and cum inside her as many times as I can, call into work and take a week off, fuck her all day every day in hopes of knocking her up and then settle down and get married.

She's a carpet muncher I thought?

MAN THE HARPOONS

my buddy did an internship with her, apparently she is pretty cool

Those tits are probably saggy as fuck.

She acts retarded on outnumbered.

She has a tattoo.....
She reeks progressive......
Fuck that

BLACKED when?

she's alright. a little too neocon. she was a blogger before her dad ran for president.

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OK Kramer

>180
fuckin retard

THICC

>14 words
???

I hope so

You failed

poo poo pee pee time for mommy to change me praise kek desu

Vietnamese-prisoner role game, if you know what i mean.

gotta grab a cup of milk

I'd get her pregnant if she's still fertile.

Grab her by the pussy

I'm not one for blondes but those jugs are lovely.

Would buy dinner and possibly call back.

make sure she doesn't drink too much and gets home safely then lay her down gently for consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

Newfag

her butthole must smell like the illegal, smelly mexicans that clean her house for $20 a day.

>one of those fucks
You mean a female?

aren't you one of those famous porn stars??

that pic is satire right>?? right???

Pretty sure that's Cheneys daughter fampai

i would love to get my pilot in her tiger cage if you know what i mean.