Black

>black
>driving home from work
>3:40 am
>get pulled over for 'speeding'
>I was going 53 in a 50
>asks if I was drinking
>"no sir"
>gives me a breathalyzer
>wtf
>do it anyways
>.00
>he takes it from me
>HE blows in it
>.63
>drags me out the window
>handcuffs me
>throws me in the back of his car
>start speedin down the highway
>SLAMS on the breaks
>i fall out of the seat and laying on the floor
>he starts doing donuts in the highway
>I start throwing up
>he starts yelling "TRUMP'S AMERICA NOW"
>he unhandcuffs me
>opens door while the car is still spinning
>pushes me out of the back
>speeds off
Fuck Trump supporters man, we can't let this guy get into office

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Stop being black

>he blows in it
>.63
I lost

quads of truth

>black
Yeah right, like i'm going to believe someone taught a black person how to read. That's insanity

>>HE blows in it
>>.63

>33
>7777


.63

>Be black
Slightly giggled
>.63
Laffing at this point.
>opens the door while the car is still spinning
>mfw

Was is this cop? I've heard lots of bad things about him

YES THAT WAS HIM!

>black
>work
Dismissed, not even gonna read further

>0.63
guy i'm obviously missing a joke here, care to enlighten?

I hope that the Trump Bolice will beat the shit out of these niggers

That's how fast he poos in the loo. Can yoo say the same?

You'd literally have more alcohol than blood at that level

>black
>driving home from work

Plothole.

thanks.

holy fuck, this cracked me up
cheked and keked

>>black
>>driving home from work

Your nigger is showing

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percentage of americas whiteness

>work
>black
comeon man if you want to troll Sup Forums at least say you were driving home from kfc or some other watermelon related activity.

>lying on the internet
oh user

What did Kek mean by this???

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you'll get arrested for that post, ahmed

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