Im going to register KEK as a religion.
i also plan on writing a bible for it/pol/ approved. If you want some things added let me know. Like things that can make your life easier or make you better than other people.
KEK is a chaos god
KEK wills it.
ITS HABBENING
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Any specific phrases that should be added as well?
Muzzies are allowed to opt put of work two times a day for prayer at some companies (the other two are in the morning and night) so what privilages would you like.
Shameless self bump.
Bump
If you were a true diciple of Kek, you'd have it done by now. Besides, no post of yours had doubles.
Also this you greedy Jew just do it for our glorious saviour KEK
> canonized bible for the lord of chaos
> register it by state powers
How about:
"In the beginning, OP was a faggot."
KEK HAS SPOKEN
Thats the point. Im not in it for money im in it to get more people to braise kek. Im asking other desciples of kek what they would like.
That will be included in the bible.
KEK wills it.
Double check
No eating hot dog buns.
What will the religion be called? Kekilion?
Should the bible be misleading in alot of ways?
Wierd subtext?
Things that could easily be miscontrued?
Yea?
people are not really commited to keks will. as soon as kek drops some truths that they don't like they go back to christfagging
That's cringey as hell. Let someone literate handle it.
Well it would be "the book of kek" a frog that looks like a hyroglyph will be on the cover and since kek lives in all of us you would be known as a desciple of kek or a kek. Unless you come up with a better name or kek approves your name.
You have the literary ability of flat headed baboon.
Do not disgrace Kek by trying to transcribe his truth in crayons you've pulled out of your nose.
Kek works in mysterious ways. He was trying to produce outrage so white chick do in fact no longer sit on black dicks.
He is a god of chaos and does not need to conform to our will.
You know editors exist right?.
nah.. he was pretty unmysterious on this one
Kek approved of my response.
you would have gotten if he approved
Thou shalt not eat of the meat of an amphibian's legs. For to do so is a sin and an abomination to the Lord, thy Kek.
An editor cannot turn a skid mark into a Picasso.
They can't even turn your "musings" into a colouring book for retards.
The highest of praise be unto Kek!
Youre just mad youre a white nigger. Go eat out the queen and she might give you a potato.
that was a leaf so it doesn't count
i hate you redditors
KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM KEK IS BEHIND BLACKED.COM
This is good for a commandment
>dubs
Oh shit
kek is a god of chaos so he sometimes does shit against his commandments to confuse people
chaos eh
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Fucking kek by Russians
Oh my. We've finally plumbed the depths of your eloquence. That took all of 2 comments.
I guess I shouldn't be too harsh on the kind of retard that comes on an anonymous forum to get help writing a book about a cartoon frog. My guess is that society has already taken care of that.
Before the beginning there was the void
And the before the void was Kek
Many years passed and bunch of boring shit happened.
Crackers and spics and chinks and kikes and niggers of all flavors came to be.
And then the posts came
And every post was cancer
For behind every post was a Jew
Do it OP, we need to form the Kek religion.
Do you have any knowledge of myth and psychotherapy and the links between them? Religious and spiritual texts and their links to culture, society, human psychology and behaviour?
Kek´s bible does not deserve to be some shit-tier fanfiction. You are also rushing it. I do approve of the general idea though.
You came here and expected not to be called a nigger? Suprise suprise. Irish education everyone.
kek dwells in shadows fool, he will smite you hard if you try to do bring him into the popular conscience
Holy Check
I have studied multiple religions and traveled a good amount of the world. Im not rushing it dont worry. Im starting it.
Then i will be his sacrifice
Die in a gutter fame fag
said the nervous white guys that got singles
...
>i also plan on writing
Plan on learning basic punctuation first.
Sup Forums is the church of Kek. Sup Forums is the bible of Kek.
Sup Forums is chaos.
Kek is a chaos god. Proper punctuation is not chaotic pleb.
OP add this to the KEK bible :
In times of confusion, uncertain and disorder, a frog god appers, and his name is KEK. He talks in only in digits. Only the most worthy beings .
He does not care about be right of wrong, but only about chaos.
He teaches us that only with the chaos the order can take place again. Happenings pleases him.
He doesn't like to be bothered with foolish things
Only then, after the kaos takes place the mighty frog god can get back to his sleep.
what is lee ann mcaboobs role in kekism?
Moloch>Kek(cuck)
Kek bible needs random digits and posts. Like an offline Sup Forums that gets passed around.
I planned on that but never mentioning Sup Forums. If i never name it it might confuse a few normies.
His will be done
prove me that kek is real
Aren't you gonna include thisyou cu.cks?
I would love to fund your donation/moneylaundering machine!
What have we done?
I dont have to. You are simply a non beleiver.it is not a religion's job to convice but rather just to be.
Yes.
thx
Basically if im going to register this as a religion i need a book and i need a church. During my time in the military and my travels across the world i have studied different religions and their requirements to become one. I am currently taking classes in religions as well as classes in english. My history classes gave me a glimpse into philosophy and how religions brought together certain groups.
I will have tales of habbening, fallacy, dinduology and the practices of kek related rituals.
I am also seeing if anyone has any requests to get privilages like the muzzies have.
Why not just make it an technology/internet based religion?
No physical books or shit just servers which host chat rooms and documentations designated as "temples" or libraries and clergymen/priests who moderate and keep them safe and shit. A digital religion will be a historical thing, and I'm sure it will easily gain popularity and money
I can just imagine the VR sermons and masses, nobody will need to "physically" join, only participate in cyberspace.
Numerological Kekism will be the future.
Libsperg molkuks trying to institutionalize kek BTFO
It will be added into the bible. As will crest.
Should we have a holy people, like with what the Jews did, or be like a whore and let anyone in?
let everyone in, Kek is a god of chaos, therefore he likes diversity among his followers
Can you add in some bits about RNGesus? I know it's not kek but I think having more than just kek would make it more interesting to read.
It's not what we like user bro, it's what kek likes.
If repeating integers, I am the true messiah of Kek, and OP can fuck off
The Order of Kek
No, Call it The Disorder of Kek/Cuck
>998
fuck, just The Disorder then
I will actually be taking excerpts from other religions and naming them as keks deeds and wishes.
Kek enjoys striking down degeneracy which will be very loosly defined.
While also creating degeneracy so kek has more to indulge himself with.
Call it Shitballsmcscrotumvag
Hey I like that
Off by one though
لا إله إلا كيك، وترامب رسوله.
To organize chaos is heresy
All you have to do is complete it before i complete my book. Which will be released on a date with repeating didgets
Then it will not be organized.
Kys
Just call it Chaos and just that.
Chaos, or Kaos whatever, basically the word for Chaos in a language should be used to refer to the "religion"
Anyone who would try to make Kekism an organized religion is no follower of Kek. There is no dogma. Only digits. Praise. Shadilay. Now repent, heretic.
You try to organize chaos into a book. This is still organization. The book should be empty, it should only say praise kek, numbers which repeat are all you must listen to.
That is it. That is the only true rule of us.
Great, now I'm forcing it, ok I'm spent good luck with Kekism and sheeit
PRAISE KEK!!!
Praise
PRAISE KEK OP IS A FAGGOT HERETIC
You're all heretics
Repeeting digits for go fuck yourselves
We need a good draw fag or photoshopper to make romanticized paintings and drawings like the christians do, all for the glory of kek
mighty kek i offer you my digits!
will i finnish it in time? has it happened?
Kekos
do it, kek wills it
If you don't want your religion labeled a hate group and excluding it from the tax exemption I'd avoid any inflammatory language in the literature. Despite every other holy book doing exactly this.
My vote is to call the book Aligned Chaos or something to the effect of finding digits in the stream of chaos that is shitposting.
July 7th is kekmas.