Styxhexenhammer666 thread

Post your rare Styxes

Now I know I'm dreaming....
How do I get to sleep?

I saw Styxenhammer at a supermarket in Vermont yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything,

He said, "Hrmmmm, like you're doing right now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "hrmm? hrmm? hrmm?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like 15 military rations in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to pay for those first." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the rations and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan each individually "to prevent any demonic exorcision," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each ration and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by ranting about the lamestream media. In retrospect, it was actually very funny.

Do you guys like him because he vaguely looks like a girl? Besides that he really isn't that insightful.

shadilay syxers was my favourite election meme cracked me up every time, not sure why

M8 he is packed with test, look at his jaw

M8 he is packed with test-icular ejaculate, look at his jaw

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Uh oh it's my favorite faggot time to camp out on this tab

What is his qualification/work or does he live in a basement?