Brit/pol/ - Yet Another Nige Edition

>Paddies BTFO - IRA gangster Martin McGuinness resigns
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38561507

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Tories promise to tackle 'stigma' of mental health but refuse to give additional funding
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-mental-health-stigma-funding-government-nhs-a7516461.html

>UKIP to lose huge amount of funding as Italian 5-Star Movement divorces itself from EU Parliament grouping
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-italy-m5s-ukip-idUKKBN14S0HG?il=0

>Corbyn refuses to back down over total dedication to open borders
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-refuses-back-clampdown-9586477

>SHUT IT DOWN - Israeli Embassy official makes vow to ‘take down’ Foreign Office deputy because of his anti-Israel views in shocking leaked video; Labour calls for national inquiry into Israeli influence of political parties as a matter of national security
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098082/Astonishing-undercover-video-captures-diplomat-conspiring-rival-MP-s-aide-smear-Deputy-Foreign-Secretary.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/israeli-embassy-alan-duncan-palestine-spying-subversion-labour-a7515956.html

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

>Take out those loans, goyim - Household debt at its highest since 2008 crash
bbc.co.uk/news/education-38370219

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youtube.com/watch?v=tXtvNI0Olc8
dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/teenager-held-another-girls-hand-9592744
rt.com/uk/373042-white-philosophers-students-demand/
order-order.com/2013/05/23/bonkers-conkers-eu-ban-plan-new-legislation-outlaws-conker-trading/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29519601
youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
youtube.com/watch?v=UfwbkiHtxbc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

1st for early nights

First for Sup Forums cynicism

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guy call keegan went to my school 12 year ago all call him "egg" and say his name in funny way like keeeeeegan and prank phone his home and ask him and dad about having no shower

2nd

THE A B S O L U T E STATE-

First for Immigration into a first world thread.

>when your meme economic policies amplify the impact of a global downturn and you take Britain into the EEC but you get away with it because you dumped all the problems on an incoming Labour government which collectively took the fall for "the 70s" leaving your parties reputation intact but a woman stabs you in the back so you fuck off to play with your Yacht in EEC territorial waters and now the only thing people occasionally remember you for is vague nonce rumors when the press need a distraction from the 80s paedophile ring.

>rotherham is ongoing

And it's going to kick off massively

Threadly Reminder that Nigel got stabbed in the back by the Italian 5 Star Movement and can no longer speak in the EU parliament since there aren't enough members in the EFDD group.

>me IRL except I'm not a cat
The absolute state of my soppy, broken Remain-voting mates
youtube.com/watch?v=tXtvNI0Olc8

So are all the others all around the country. There are several confirmed sex rings in the Uk in major cities and towns, and if you think it's all over or even 1/10th of it has been exposed yet you're insane.

The things we'll know in 20 years will set the blood to boil, and yet, we will still do nothing, except (((imprison))) or (((rehabilitate))) a few of the ringleaders to quell the fury.

>there are still multiple paki rape gangs operating across England
>no one gives a shit

Just fuck my shit up lad

Fucking hate this idiot.

No time for that lad

have you paid your TV license this year goym?

How did Lindy vote on Brexit?

Can't we use the EU to import some Serbians for the day of the kebab?
That would be some culture I wouldn't mind importing.

I'm not a fan either, he's a big autismo with a very high opinion of his own intelligence

he is funny to be memed however.

sorry lads, fash britannia is all over the place - poor proudction value - stilted patter- also the grill on it is so extreme its comical

all apologies if you are the makers and were trying to shill for your show

I wish TRS would fuck off and stick to their own site

>paki kiddie fiddling rings
>nothing in the news about it
>no one cares
>police not cracking skulls
>M15 not doing anything about it
>SAS not raiding dens and dropping cunts

ive said it to some normies before, but in a few years down the when all this shit comes to life it will be almost comprehension

He probably didn't vote at all

i like TRS, daily shoah is funny, also fash the nation is good. fatherland is comfy af

Do you want to have a crack at rewriting that?

Cum tastes really good in my mouth
the warmness clears my throat so I can sing at that perfect pitch that always makes my nan grin
the protein fuels me for the whole day without fail
it's so refreshing and a natural Losinger
I would recommend to anyone

well you heard it here first folks

>!!
>secure trip
as the banner i've not seen in at least 3 years once said:
SECURE TRIPCODES ARE FOR JERKS

>the Police actually used to raid fag nightclubs and beat the shit out of them before the reform in the late 1960's
>now they dance with faggots at pride parades

the absolute state of our police...

ive said it to some normies before

n a few years down the line, when all this shit comes to light it will be almost comprehension

If his video on immigration is anything to go by he's horrendously bluepilled and either didn't vote or voted Remain.

I know that cuck Thunderfoot voted Remain because "MUH SCIENCE FUNDING".

What are the odds of a civil war in Europe right now lads?

Because as of right now i think its pretty much inevitable.

>major terror attacks and violent crime frequent by immigrants
>media cant push the "religion of peace" narrative anymore
>Vigilantism by native Europeans increases and gets increasingly violent
>A European government will stamp down on it, and make an example of a person or group so no one threatens their grasp on the country
>Public outrage
>Small sums of people start arming and rebelling in disorganised groups
>Figured head appears to rally around
>See some success
>Sparks similar groups in other European countries


Am i wrong in this? Is there still a way we can un-fuck ourselves without any major conflict?
I'm worried lads.

honestly I can't even find myself to care about what happens to British women

>What are the odds of a civil war in Europe right now lads?

Almost zero. Unarmed populations can't rebel.

The only moment lefties start to question their beliefs is when the Bolsheviks line them up against the wall to shoot them.

>it will be almost comprehension

5-10 years and it will all kick off big time. It might not seem to be a literal civil war at first but it will become apparent that it is at some point.

Why do you think Theresa May is spying on everyone?

It's not muslims they're after

mate first things first, we need to kick out our corrupt EU dick sucking government, retake Kosovo, and then we can join your holy crusade

DEUS VULT

Labour trending on twitter.

If you genuinely want to expose this child pedophilia gangs then nuke all the racist shit off your twitter accounts and make new ones as pakis with paki names and pics and start complaining about how the horrors of rotherham are going on and how Labour AND the Tories are doing nothing about it. Don't do it today, do it Wednesday at about 5:00 and try to get it trending by 6 for maximum exposure. Pretend to be Left Wing but against pedophilia.

Its really not hard to get your hands on a gun if you really want one.
Primitive revolvers are pretty easy to make, too.

This, unfortunately. What are we going to fight the pakis with, rolling pins and conkers?

there are plenty of weapons in Europe if you know where to look, but yeah things will need to get a lot more dire before groups start using them against their governments

To be fair with a Conservative government unimpeded by Europe I'd be worried if I worked in science fields.
>Britain is LITERALLY the only country on earth to have developed domestic satellite launch capability, then abandoned it.
>Cancelled in 1971 by the BASED TORIES.
>Meanwhile France retained theirs and now French-designed rockets dominate the ESA.

Yes this is a thinly veiled excuse to rage against history.

So are we brexitting or not? FUCK

When will you fucking brits leave EU?

I think it's unlikely, at least in the present. Maybe some 40 years down the line when shit really boils over, idk.

The average person in this country literally does not give a shit about anything that isn't happening in their own lives.

They care too much about money, their jobs, their house, their mortgage.

Normies...

When we overthrow our government

Teenager 'held another girl's hand for comfort' while being 'gang raped in back of van

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/teenager-held-another-girls-hand-9592744

ENGLAND YES

>University of London students are demanding that thinkers such as Plato, Aristotle, Voltaire, and Immanuel Kant be banned from the philosophy syllabus... because they are white.
UK media quotes students from the University of London’s School of Oriental and African Studies (SOAS) as saying that “the majority of philosophers on our courses” should be from Africa and Asia.

>A statement from the students’ union added that banning white philosophers should be part of a wider campaign to “decolonize” the university and “address the structural and epistemological legacy of colonialism.”

Source: rt.com/uk/373042-white-philosophers-students-demand/

How's that WW2 victory working out for you Brits?

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I'd love to see some reactionary parties push for gun ownership for self-defence.

>it will be almost comprehension

Halfway exit.

You lose EU citizenship.
You lose EU funding.
You get to keep contributing to the EU budget in exchange for passporting for your banking sector.

execute them

White people you say?

It's too fucking expensive to maintain the infrastructure to launch satellites, you never ever make money from it.

t. Work in satellite industry

>Universities

Irrelevant institutions tbqh. Nothing but breeding grounds for cultural marxism.

>Unarmed populations can't rebel.
meme desu, you start with rioting and the arms flow in later.
rioting is essentially localized, contained rebellion.

that said people are too complacent to let anything start, yet. (or as Trotsky apparently said but I can't actually cite: The revolution will be impossible until it is inevitable.)

>Article 50 triggered in March 2017
>2 year period of negotiations sparked
>Q2 of 2019

5th day of no fap boys, feeling ALIVE

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
I knew she would cuck us lads

>Paddies BTFO - IRA gangster Martin McGuinness resigns

kek

McGuinness is no IRA gangster. He's a British informant and has been for decades.

Conkers are illegal m8

order-order.com/2013/05/23/bonkers-conkers-eu-ban-plan-new-legislation-outlaws-conker-trading/

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29519601

youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

Why was she even chosen as pm? How did that work was David cuck stepped down

It's not about making money from it. It's about national pride.
Developing it to the stage we did and then cucking out was shameful, particularly given that shortly thereafter we'd be joining the EEC and if we'd stuck at it long enough Europe would be subsidizing us. (Or we'd have bowed out more gracefully into ESA, taking a notional role in building French launchers like we do with Airbus passenger jets.)

>you start with rioting and the arms flow in later

Considering how cucked the police is this might actually work.

>Under the new law, it will immediately be illegal to grow, reproduce or trade any vegetable seed or tree that has not been tested and approved

Fucking kek

>"what you in for lad?"
"caught with 2 ounces of conkers m8"

I do think sometime down the line something is going to kick off here and other places

This is honestly so fucking retarded to think about

But couldn't it have been like a specialist sort of career?
And it's still quite silly to develop it to the point we did then just abandoning the whole bloody thing

:3

For some reason i like cute brit girls even thou our are considered much superior. I consider pic at least 7/10. Is something wrong with me?
Do you brits prefer slave cuties or of your kind?

As a society at the moment, we're just not in a position to start asking for gun ownership. Normies are stuck in their shitty lives and most aren't even scared of potential violence. All the news we see about America doesn't help either ("look at those hillbilly bible-bashing mongs and their guns, we don't want to be like them").

All you need to do is strike.

General strike for a couple of weeks would do it.

>Why was she even chosen as pm?

Because she was chosen by people who do not represent the will of the electorate.

youtube.com/watch?v=UfwbkiHtxbc

Sweden has about the same level of nanny laws as the UK but there is no shortage of AK-47s and grenades.

Just import more Albanians and Kosovars to get the business going.

He resigned, because he fucked up. So the Tories elected Theresa to replace him.

The IRA were armed from supporters in the USA if I'm not mistaken.

>He's a British informant

Like most Real IRA members, turns out waging a war against a superpower on your doorstep is really fucking stupid.

The Provos are just autistic IRA larpers.

>self defence
sounds illegal

My type = women who are willing to have sex with me.

You are not mistaken

After outside gangs or maybe even sympathetic governments realise that it'd be profitable selling arms to the rebels, they'd start smuggling them in.

People would also probably set up workshops and make guns, IED's and ammo domestically.

Christ.

They were also legitimised by the US.

Reminder that the "greatest ally" is a meme.

It's the sort of thing that'd need to be slowly transitioned in at this point of time, and like said super lefty liberals would complain and use America as an example when many other places that have it do just fine

Mfw Boston got bombed

>Just import more Albanians and Kosovars

We do, they just steal our cars and go back home while still receiving welfare

A good start

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In Sweden they at least enrich the local population with surplus Yugoslav wars surplus weaponry.

I wish trade unions never lost the right to sympathy strike.
Sympathy strikes or other solidarity actions are some of the most appealing ideas I've yet found on the left.

You don't even need a general strike, just minor things. Lorry drivers refusing to deliver to bad employers and the like, until they shape up.

Now they're cucked beyond belief. (And in 13 years of muh-inimum wage, Tony Blair the working class hero never thought to fix that... but he did flood the labour market... Really makes you think.)

I like both desu.
Slav girls are arguably better looking but there's an odd charm that British girls have to me.
Not that either matters since I'm all alone.

>tfw we literally banned shotguns for self-defence because a farmer killed a nigger who broke into his home

Lads, have you noticed the growing fetishisation of being an unproductive person? Its almost always from women too. I even notice it in real life, theres this fat girl at my work who thinks its funny that she eats a monster munch sandwich and a bottle of coke for lunch everyday.

And the UDA got guns from Libya and the US.

He resigned, triggering a leadership election. Then via Shakespearean machinations we somehow ended up with Brit/pol/'s probably fourth choice candidate being appointed de facto after everyone else had been back-stabbed/dropped out. It was pretty epic.

I'm extremely unproductive