JUST PINCHED A LOAF OF BREAD, PINT OF MILK AND 2 PACKS OF BACON BEFORE BEING CHASED OUT OF SHOP
HOW LONG BEFORE THE ROZZERS CATCH UP WITH ME AND DO ME IN? ? ???
Elijah Thompson
I'm not woes, he's on the run and most likely has no access to the internet, neither is he risking to expose himself just to get a few shitposts out on Sup Forums.
I'm not woes.
Dominic Phillips
Sure.
Easton Flores
The ends may not justify the means, but sometimes unjustifiable things must be done.
Our social inability to admit to doing something bad is very impressive, as is our tendency to conflate explanation with justification.
The only party that has even mentioned relaxing gun laws is UKIP and that was a while ago
it's 3am lad
Camden Smith
who long time /neet/ here?
Dylan Richardson
all these tripfags fucking suffocating the thread
filtered the lot of the runts
Kayden Bell
So I found out that my gf is pregnant this morning after she "forgot" to take her pill,
2 decent bottles of wine already gone and about to open this, which I bought as a joke, funnt isn't it? well I'm not laughing now.
Lucas Gray
Agreed. Easiest way to spot low self esteem when you need to have a "profile" on an anonymous image board.
Noah Evans
Since June desu. It's maximum comfy.
Isaiah Roberts
Are you having a little Scot or an abortion?
Nolan Jones
Keep giving her pure orange juice and she'll miscarry lad
Leo Sanchez
I was a neet, then I got a job as a labourer on a construction site
Lucas Rivera
I am 1/2 English, 1/4 Jock 1/4 Irish, born in scotland
she is 3/4 scouse, 1/4 Dominican... I fucked up, good bye blue eyes.
Thomas Morales
The raiders were good sports. Put up a decent fight.
Gavin Harris
3am bottle of buckfast is going to fuck you up desu
Ryan Torres
Good, do your duty as a white man
>Buckfast Actually...
Carter Bell
Not bad but you gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. I myself, I've been neet for at least 1.5 years now. Construction work sounds like a neets worst nightmare lad, all that harsh banter.
Camden Cook
what's the difference?
Nolan Murphy
I will probably make it a year at least. I have no plans or hope for the future desu.
Blake Rogers
>1/4 Dominican. Hello 90 IQ. Get rid of it
Zachary Morris
This is a thing? Fuck I could even go under the guise of "good health for the baby"!
Shes well read on babies however [FUCKING BRIGHT RED FLAG WITH TASSELS ON] and may already know that.
Jayden Kelly
Checked. Your child will be gelten als Englischblut. And you can always get married to someone else later if you really want.
Jeremiah Russell
Wrong pic.
Juan Hall
She looks white... whiter than me, except for her water resistant hair.
Tyler Murphy
English?
Mason Wood
I used to know a guy who was 30 and never had a job in his life. Even I thought that's just taking the piss
There are many other methods, mate. I don't recommend anyway. My chick had an abortion against my will when I was a young 17 year old lad and it really fucked me up for a while. The first batch is always the strongest so I'm scared to have a kid in case it's the runt of the litter now.
Colton Ward
>kid comes out looking like one of those orange italians
Christian Powell
Nuremberg laws were applied to the jews only, smartass. Hitler hated mestizos and partially negroid "whites"
Logan Reyes
>looks Who cares >white She's not. Get rid of it.
Aaron Gomez
I'm a part time student, I don't want a kid... She's made up after she "forgot" her pill...
I feel like I've been played.
Aaron Allen
>tfw I had a blonde haired blue eyed german gf for 5 years and she didn't get knocked up
fml
Wyatt Murphy
Well it's just a guide.
Liam Howard
Your shit is going to come out black in the morning.
Grayson Sanders
STOP GIVING ME GETS KEK YOU CUNT
Jack Nguyen
I get flack for not knowing builders jargon but it wasn't too bad. I keep getting shitty jobs like when a pallet of 6" blocks breaks off the forklift and spills out. I have to rearrange every block onto a new pallet which takes ages.
Easton Hall
Posting papers for discussion
Ayden Rivera
It will force you to get your shit together, though. I'm fairly sure it will increase the stress in your life significantly but you'll also be working in a gear you never knew you had.
Work hard as fuck and look after you son or daughter, mate. It's literally the reason you're here, alive... so do it well.
Elijah James
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Oliver Lopez
Thank you for mongrelising the record.
Jason Jenkins
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Ian Reyes
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Benjamin Murphy
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Asher Anderson
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Nolan Walker
>Work hard as fuck and look after you son or daughter, mate t. Kosher Sharia May
Gabriel Torres
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Jaxson Wright
>implying you wouldn't with the official hottest girl in all Helsinki
Jacob Wood
Not at all you wanker. Start a business, whatever. You've gotta do something to make sure your kid has a good upbringing. But you wouldn't know about that, would you?
Kevin Phillips
Since Brit/pol/ is almost dead at this time and I'm bored off my tits, you lads want to do something? Play a game of chess or colonise another board?
Tyler Butler
I'm a lazy fuck to be sure and you're probably right.
I'm not ready though... but no one ever is... I wanted to get springer spaniels first... only been with her 9 months and now I am chained to her... fuck
They all look a bit meh tbqh, other than the ape ofcourse, she's repulsive.
Brandon Walker
lmao our fucking president
Parker Miller
Girl bottom left of the one wearing pink is quite nice
Ayden Sanchez
being humans
Parker Davis
That's the trick though. The people who are "not ready" end up being alone at 40, no kids, no husband/wife, unhappy, and they die with nothing and no one.
You see it as a fuck up now but you'll soon change your mind. I'm fairly sure the notion of being "ready" to reproduce is a Jewish trick or some shit mate, because that's just not how it works. You think your ancestors (shit, even your parents/grandparents) planned everything, and had to be "ready"? Nah. All you require to be ready is stable home, decent finances... that's it. And you probably don't even need that since there are benefits and whatever.
Joseph Adams
>now I am chained to her... This is your future (top).
Brayden Cooper
Indeed
Zachary Ramirez
I hope YKTD is as wrong about trade negotiations with the US being a failure as he was about brexit
