What is your criminal record Sup Forums? Are you really not as degenerate as you say?

What is your criminal record Sup Forums? Are you really not as degenerate as you say?

clean as a whistle, son. even paid my parking tickets on time

Zero criminal record. Haven't even gotten a parking or speeding ticket.

got a public intox when I was 17 nothing since then

Mine was Public nudity

2 counts of attempted murder, 1 count of aggravated assault, 1 count of robbery, 1 count of elevated aggravated assault.

When I was 18. Feels bad. I'm a degenerate.

Squeaky clean.

Never been caught.

Who did you try to kill?

One parking ticket