What would you do if you looked like this

What would you do if you looked like this

Submit the the BBC.

Buy lube from costco, because let's be honest, he's probably not heterosexual.

I would lose the smirk it is gay as fuck. Then go spread my seed in anglo women all day.

Something more productive and meaningful with my life than get my pictures taken all day like a white woman.

steal your money

Sage and report your thread.

go to japan and impregnate all their women

two chicks at once, I figure if I look like that, I could pull it off.

Wonder why I have let myself go.

Kill myself

wtf thats me. DELETE THIS NOW

I look exactly like that but under a 5 centimeter layer of fat. Ask me anything.

I do. No women are good enough for us. I'll leave you with your imaginations

Bang your mom

Your mom.

I do though.

It's kind of cool but honestly with a personality like mine it doesn't do much.

Pick up white and asian women at the gym.

The flag checks out.

Typical Shlomo...

Eye on the prize.

I look pretty similar, but more eastern european than nordic.

What you do is bang beautiful women in your teens and 20s until you find wife material. You don't have to worry about her cheating on you so long as you aren't a total piece of shit. Also, you'll do well in your career because people look up to good looking people, so its easy to be a leader.

Chop lumber in slow-motion, slowly building a whites-only town

All male models have cheeks that look like that but I never see facial structure like that in the general population. It's got to be less than 5 percent of all men have that sort of god tier facial structure that women love

When did you start the junk?

My face is like that if I close my mouth and suck in my cheeks. I don't do that though since I never leave my house.

I'd cut one of my legs, cuz if I'm this handsome, who needs two legs?
Less weight to carry

>meet guy with huge beard
>bet he keeps it because he looks like a faggot
>shaves it one day for work
>absolutely artistic sculpture of a face

feelsbadman
>remember hes from indiana
>still a hillbilly when he opens his mouth
betterthanexpected

Play video games all day and fap to degenerate porn. My issue has never been looks.

masturbate and shitpost on Sup Forums

I already do

i'd probably be the same and that's what's killing me