Do you believe in Jesus /pol?

If you died tomorrow, do you know where you soul is going.

Let me introduce you to my friend Jesus..

I know your life is painful /pol.

You're a lonely white man living in your mom basement, getting high, playing violent video games, watching filthy porn, and surfing Sup Forums trying to escape reality!

I know you have challenges in your life /pol. Chad took all the hot girls, and black guys took all the one who were doable. You're broke, under employed, and have a below average penis size. You're using drugs, filthy under age looking anime porn, shit posting, and delusion of racial superiority to fill a gaping hole in your soul /pol.


I'm hear to help you fill that void.

Accept Jesus as you lord and savoir.

Ask him to forgive you for you sin, and for all the shit post you've made on Sup Forums.

Ask him to help you out of you loneliness and your Racism.

He will forgive you, and you will be born again...

I'm a certified Pastor! Ask me anything about Jesus /pol

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When will I "feel" his forgiveness?

This is a Kekist board, OP.

I'm probably going to hell, I hope I don't but I probably am.

nigger

Jesus is in me so fucking deep it hurts.

Why do you think that?

after you join a bible based church and change you ways, and leave Sup Forums and never come back.

wonderful. Jesus will get deep inside you!

i can't think of anything more deep than belief.

The jesus meme is a trick by demons to control you and siphon your energy; to make you ignorant of the higher realms and forfeit your power therein.

How do you know otherwise?

what does "therein" mean?

Question: why should we believe in your saviorfag and not in Mohammet or whatever the fuck his name is? Kappa

because Jesus is white like you!

I'm going to warn you, you are dealing with powers beyond your control, google codex gigas. Don't fight kek, he is too powerful.

not Jesus

but I do believe in some creator

Jesus is the King of Kings!

Our souls are immortal. Fear of the beyond is a another way to control you. If you do not learn to control your spiritual power you will lose it. Many beings want to siphon energy from the lower vibrations of the material. Your body is a psychic engine. Squander it at your own peril.

Stop talking all that Steven hawking sci-fi bullshit you filthy Sup Forums sinner.

Get your cuck ass down on your knees and beg Black Jesus for forgiveness Albiniod Devil..

it's some sort of space age instrument
youtube.com/watch?v=K6KbEnGnymk

?Can jesus make me peepee bigger?

All thing are possible through Jesus!

I believe!

This. We are eternal, but you must not give up your energy or power.

Good Job my young manlet. Our father will remember your faith, and bestow blessing on you.

now put up the cross and follow men on ear Sup Forums board to spread the good word!

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This isn't the place for bronze era propaganda.