Brit/pol/ - RIP Corbyn Edition

>Corbyn is in a fucking meltdown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38568116

>IRA gangster Martin McGuinness resigns, Sinn Fein on course to batter the DUP
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38561507

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Tories promise to tackle 'stigma' of mental health but refuse to give additional funding
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-mental-health-stigma-funding-government-nhs-a7516461.html

>UKIP to lose huge amount of funding as Italian 5-Star Movement divorces itself from EU Parliament grouping
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-italy-m5s-ukip-idUKKBN14S0HG?il=0

>Corbyn refuses to back down over total dedication to open borders
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-refuses-back-clampdown-9586477

>SHUT IT DOWN - Israeli Embassy official makes vow to ‘take down’ Foreign Office deputy because of his anti-Israel views in shocking leaked video; Labour calls for national inquiry into Israeli influence of political parties as a matter of national security
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098082/Astonishing-undercover-video-captures-diplomat-conspiring-rival-MP-s-aide-smear-Deputy-Foreign-Secretary.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/israeli-embassy-alan-duncan-palestine-spying-subversion-labour-a7515956.html

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

Other urls found in this thread:

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38561501
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live
youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY
youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany#Hitler.27s_views_on_economics
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJFtYPsnTsA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

reminder not to reply to tripfags

/Lynx Africa/

What the FUCK is his problem!?

Never reply to the tripfag

wtf even is this guy?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38561501

> Northern Ireland's net fiscal deficit in 2013-14 was £9.3bn, or around €12bn, depending on the exchange rate. That is equivalent to an eye-popping 25pc of estimated GDP.

>Put another way, if Northern Ireland were an independent state, its yearly deficit would be more than eight times the EU ceiling on such imbalances - making Greece look like a model of fiscal rectitude in comparison.

Britcucks are LITERALLY financing a bunch of retards to the tune of more than 10 billion, I think you cunts are the stupid ones

Just vote my whole life up please

I am YKTD

My insecure tripcode !ZeXiY.i5UA may be compromised so I will use !!hn7ASgIZ1vE instead


!!hn7ASgIZ1vE

You want that responsibility?

really, really want to fuck my stepmum

it's consuming me

>Posting in MY thread
>Not realising that every reply's a (You)
wew

Gloomy.

>Snow
End this meme

Sieg Heil you plonkers

Schwib Schwab it's time to dab

Out of desperation or is she good looking?

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I wasn't sure about if the face of Tony Blair that I chose was panicked enough, but after some consideration I think it sums up the mood that he must be feeling quite well, one of utter disbelief and disappointment at what is happening to his party - good riddance.

No let it become Independent, let the Orange bastards crawl back to where they came from then we'll sweep in

If you've switched because of that American shitposter back in 2016 it probably doesn' matter, he likely used your password by coincidence and has no knowledge of you actually existing, otherwise he would've used it in Brit/pol/ threads. It's wise to create a secure trip just in case but you could probably still use your ZeXiY tripcode.

>Britcucks are LITERALLY financing a bunch of retards to the tune of more than 10 billion, I think you cunts are the stupid ones
>he hasn't realised we're only doing it to piss off the taigs
Best investment we've ever made tbqh

>mfw tripfags couldn't even recognise So Cash

MOOSLIMS

IMPRISONING ME

ALL THAT I SEE

ABSOLUTE HORROR

Yo Bomber Rimmer, are you actually a NEET? If you are you're a disgrace and any political opinion of yours should be disregarded you useless sponge.

Reported for rule 1.

Take it to facebook mate

He absolutely has to resign now, how can he not see how fucking terrible he is.

I didn't realise until recently that it was meant to be an inside-view of the plane and that he's hammering on the door, rather than it being a hole in the side of the plane with Blair about to jump out

There's a little more to it than that, I may as well make the transition now

Post pics

Either way works.

Thread theme?

Don't think anyone uses Taigs aside from impoverished council estate rats in East Belfast who post it on Sup Forums religiously because they don't have a job

theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live


Live Corbyn speech


theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live


Live Corbyn speech


theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live


Live Corbyn speech


theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live


Live Corbyn speech


theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2017/jan/10/jeremy-corbyns-morning-interviews-politics-live


Live Corbyn speech

youtube.com/watch?v=dbbtmskCRUY

>announcing reports

>Americans legalise weed
>Turn it into crack

Woah she's a right shortarse.

Did anyone else watch DP today and rage?
That fucking wog playing Identity politics and trying to stop our traditions because they find it offense - "It needs to stop because Britain is now multicultural"

I was so close to sperging at work today

youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

youtube.com/watch?v=nf0oXY4nDxE

How are you guys prepping for the collapse?

Have you picked up a nice new assault spoon to defend yourself?

are you becoming a proper British farmer and starting to grow vegetables in the garden? Maybe getting a couple of chickens to give you chicken fruits for your breakfast?

What community connections are you making so you can form a defense against Muhammads when they try to steal your carrots?

Why don't you have a dog? All white men should have a medium sized dog. No exceptions.

>I was so close to sperging at work today
That's because Wagies live horrible lives of irrelevance and slavery

Nigel sighed longingly as he turned and placed his autographed Donald Trump headshot back on the nightstand. Just the barest sight of that tousled blonde mane and golden tan was enough to get him hot under the colour.

Nursing a semi, he entered the bathroom and tore off a couple of sheets of royal blue toilet paper. Nigel glanced downwards and moaned in pleasure: one of the sheets had torn in two, splitting the 12 gold stars asunder.

Now stiff as a board he padded back into the bedroom and pressed the remote to turn the television on, settling back onto into his Union Jack bed linen as he did so. A paused episode of Benefits Street flickered into view. Nigel pressed play as he started to stroke himself.

"The poor," he murmured, "those bloody, stupid poor."

(Continued)...........

Watched zulu this weekend. Such a classic.

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>tfw to smart for Farage

Vastly underappreciated but I will not forget this

We need to start a #SaveCorbyn trend.

The longer he's in power the weaker Labour gets (and the more potential UKIP has).

Fuck off.

It's just hash oil. It's like distilling booze.

Carry on

You think WE have it bad

>hot under the colour

Shorts girls

Well I'm already up £10, looks like I've still got it.

Been taking an iron/vitamin supplement for a couple of weeks, doesn't do anything. I previously took them but since they were having no effect I stopped wasting my money.

Thing is with Coeliac is it fucks your intestines up (if you eat gluten) to the point where you don't absorb anything you eat, so it's just passing straight through.

The blood donors stopped taking my blood, for example, because I had low iron levels despite having an iron rich diet AND taking iron supplements.

>reposting my blog in the new thread

Is Corby actually fucking retarded?

To be a tripcoder is it a requirement to also be scrounger living off of other people who actually contribute something to the world?

No, its butane hash oil. Its like turning opium into Heroin

Why are all the tripfags NEETS?

I just don't understand it. In the perfect right wing system that they dream for they would be seen as the lowest tier, below the Jews. You would all be forced into labour camps.

You moan about degeneracy, but being a NEET is being the ultimate degenerate. You are valueless.

yes and so is his entire party

KILL ALL COMMIES!

Post pics cunt

I dont sign on, I have enough saving till i start work again

He's been voted into the Labour leadership twice now, despite the party establishment's best wishes, if I am not mistaken the second time around his share of the vote was even higher than the first, and this is not even due to all of the Tories signing up to be Labour members and voting him in, they had almost no impact. The main reason that he got in is because there is because in his first Labour leadership contest, he did not expect to get in, this is important, he did not and neither did any of the other MPs who voted for him to be in the race because they wanted balance. Because he didn't expect to get in he was able to say as may far left things as he wanted, without having to appeal to what is now called the middle ground, so he appealed to enough people on the far left to get him in but now he is fucked if he actually expects to win in 2020. Rest assured that the Conservatives will not go too hard on him until 2020, he is far too useful for them.

They have nothing of value to offer any one so no one pays them any attention. The only way they can gain attention is to try and piss off the Anons here who hate tripfags. to them negative attention is as good as positive attention.

tl;dr Tripfagging is dying your hair blue because you're too ugly for any one to look at you other wise.

>In the perfect right wing system that they dream for they would be seen as the lowest tier, below the Jews
In what reality is this true? Assuming you're going for the cheapest common denominator and assuming that we're all hurr Nazis, the keyword in National Socialism is "socialism"

The world has been made this way irrevocably. It's wholly logical. Hate the game, not the players, you dupes. There's a reason that wagies are always so vicious when they sperg out over NEETs and everyone knows why that is

>lynx anything

SPOT THE POVVO NEET EVERYONE

There's short, and then there's 'I'm such a tiny lass that I make a Mini look like a Range Rover' short.

Trump Gen should genuinely be banned. Every time I've been there it's just been "AWOOOOOOOOOO" and Reddit/int/soc/ shitposting. Any time someone criticises Trump, even on a minor issue, they either ignore you because "CTR SHILL!!!!!!" or just spam you with that. It makes Summer Brit/pol/ 2016 look good.

I remember once some autist from TrumpGen came here and tried to "convert brit/pol/ to awooism" or something really cringeworthy like that, posting the Awoo pictures and comments. It was painful to watch.

Picture somewhat related.

If you buy decent quality oil there isn't butane in it. Only niggers smoke that because they don't care about what they smoke as long as it gets them high.

I want to fugg my japanese tutor but shes married and has a kid

(not weeb, I have to go to nippon next year for an extended stay and need to know the lingo)

>Rest assured that the Conservatives will not go too hard on him
God have mercy if this is what they call 'soft'

I'm half-expecting a tape to leak come 2019 of him calling for gulags

>that image
I have seen the truth. God bless Chavs

Leftcucks where ecstatic when Corbyn was first elected. He was the candidate who'd bring socialism back to the Labour Party and lead it to electoral success.

Their current despair pleases me.

At least the blairites had some kind of perception of reality. Maximum wage is just fucktarded, especially nowadays when fear of deflation more of a worry than inflation. If you want to be a red, raise minimum wage rather than deliberately fuck economic growth.

>tfw they accidentally made all the bankers in harry potter have huge noses

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Fair enough, i stopped smoking the herbal jew for about a year now

>tfw they (((accidentally))) make Slytherin all white

>the keyword in National Socialism is "socialism"

Hitler thought socialism was dude people having "bread and pleasure" lmao

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Economy_of_Nazi_Germany#Hitler.27s_views_on_economics

>reading the comments on the BBC news website to that Corbyn interview

Labour are fucked.

>ywn look down on the homeless masses of Manchester from atop your penthouse suite

I think Peter Hitchens might be too extreme for this week's panel

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this was real footage from inside the bank of england

im not racist btw

>David Starkey
>Poof

Always gives me a chuckle

Commie fuckwit

This

They should just make a separate board for yank politics and Trump spam

Stop responding to the bait.

Watto in Star Wars too

>tfw Harry had a spot of yellow fever

>Hermione
>being able to keep up with the superior East Asian students
Pick one.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJFtYPsnTsA

If you don't go to the gym and diet. You are not redpilled.

Ban all sugars from your diet. Drink only water.

Get a relationship. Train your body and tap into your inner power.

>tfw your Grand Rebranding fails completely before you've even made your first speech

thanks i really needed a (you)

Dylan Roof is still alive? Shame

quit spying on my suite ya cunt

Socialism is the means of production we being owned by the people who work them.

Nazi and fascist interpretations of socialism are the entire society working together towards a national goal/interests.

Everyone knows that the BBC's Have Your Say feature is incessantly brigaded by tory shills. Why are you acting surprised?

>a shitskin that took a shitton of roids and gave himself a heart attack at 23 is someone to look up to