Should Masturbation be Illegal? I will list reasons why I believe under the Trump Administration it should be outlawed.
Masturbation pros
>Feels good
Masturbation Cons
>Degenerate
>Sin
>Unhealthy
>Causes brain-fog
>Reduces confidence
>Causes brain damage
>Causes fatigue
>Bad eyesight
>Makes you ugly
So how do you feel?
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They banned me.
I feel like it's pointless to create laws that can't be enforced.
That's not the legislative branches job, that's law enforcement job.
Should Sup Forums be made illegal?
Pros:
>none
Cons:
>all
So how do you feel
Feels good beats all the cons
It's still a frivolous waste of time and money to legislate on something that cannot be enforced. Might as well outlaw unicorn jizz and fairy farts while you're at it.
Don't ban it then
Hedonist degenerate alert.
Holy fuck you're stupid leaf. You can't stop people from masturbating. Everyone's horny at one time or another and usually don't have a fuck buddy nun like you do, leaf.
>given state-mandated chastity cage
>alarms go off if you break it off yourself
>can only be taken off with the assistance of a social worker
>social worker supervises your sexual activity to make sure it's only off for sex
>social worker puts it back on you after you ejaculate, as soon as you go limp
How exactly is this unenforceable again?
Sauce on anime girl
Pretty clear bait.
> bad eyesight
Might as well cite hairy palms, senpai.
This is dumber than banning suicide.
There's literally no way to enforce this. Except for public masturbation which is already illegal.
What's going to happen? Mums are going to call the police when the find a crusty sock? Fucking kill yourself leaf
Ain't no lock that can't be picked, and I can't think of no better motivation to pick a lock than having your dick stuck in a cage.
Only this music video unfortunately.
I agree. Wearing chasity belts should be mandatory for all males and key should be given only to their female partner once they acquire one. This would cure neet and manchildren problem once and for good.
If you pick your lock, an alarm goes off, and a policeman comes to your GPS'd location to assist you with putting it back on. The three strike rule means they weld it permanently closed if you keep doing it.
I don't have a "fuck buddy" I'm MGTOW, no exucse to masturbate
>only off for sex
No, sex is degenerate
Damn well thanks anyways, user. Even through it's incredible hard for me to get horny with ME ME ME unless I already am in the mood. Weird music video but still a have a high rating for it because of the meaning it has on the otaku life.
Ok you're trolling
Nope, sex even with a female is degenerate. MGTOW is for the superior man.
> Masturbation causes bad eyesight
> No citation
Yeah, I'm, like, totes trollan, my fampai. Yeah.
>sex is degenerate
Leaf you're as degenerate as gay fuck boy if you think mating is degenerate.
What about prostate stimulation then? State mandated butt plugs as well?
Masturbating keeps you from fucking the wrong person
>b-but i guess its hard to masturbate using syrup as lubricant
>implying you can stop me from fapping to hentai in my faraday cage
I'm a fundamentalist Christian. Lets just get that out there.
First off this would be impossible to enforce. Secondly seeing that is the case a better determent would be religious conviction and/or actual studies done on what masturbation does to the body vs having sex with your wife.
This is a pointless proposition by OP in my opinion but have fun.
>sex even with a female is degenerate
You should really kill yourself once you say this, leaf
>MGTOW is for the superior man.
MGTOW is for losers who can't commit to continuing on their family genies.
Based christian
>MUH SOURCE MUH SOURCE MUH SOURCE MUH SOURCE
Yeah you're totally not a troll
Mating is not degenerate, SEX without the intention of reproducing is degenerate
That's why you go MGTOW
Stop masturbating
It can be enforcable with state mandated chasity cages.
Do you guys have any principles?
All you're discussing about is the act itself, and how it would be enforced.
Do any of you care the slightest bit about personal freedoms?
Or did the /natsoc/ general migrate into this thread or smth?
not only should trump criminalize masturbation, all men should be outlawed from sleeping with women. Only trump and his children are good enough to please women. I hope they institute mandatory cuckolding. i want trump and his sons to visit my town and line up every man's wife and impregnate them.
Honestly if you aren't a virgin I hope you get cancer. Fucking degenerate loser, sex addicted freak. MGTOW and NOFAP are what the ruling class has done for AGES. Fucking scum.
I'll take the bait as people will read this and agree with the troll post.
>Degenerate
Subjective as fuck. It's really not that bad and your mum does it, is she a degenerate?
>sin
god's not real in the sense that he'd care for you jacking off so this is nothing.
>Unhealthy
Only if you get addicted to it, like you know, you can to literally anything.
>Causes brain-fog
What?
>Reduces confidence
by what metric are we judging that?
>Causes brain damage
Where it became obvious you were a troll.
>Causes fatigue
It's more fatiguing to have actual sex by far. I always want a nap afterwords whereas with a wank I just continue doing whatever I was before.
>Bad eyesight
Maybe if you rub it in your eyes.
>Makes you ugly
Let's see what you look like big guy.
> Leaf
> no sources
Ayy, enjoy your fun, leaf.
i am doing it right now and you can't stop me
Do you want a revolt on your hands? People get upset when you deprive them of sex. Just look at Elliot Rodger. Their sexual lives are already monitored, it wouldn't be hard to keep it from being excessively degenerate.
There are chastity cages for that as well. Used for people who can't be trusted not to assturbate.
If the chastity device goes offline, a SWAT team is sent to its last location to track you down.
>Should Masturbation be Illegal?
No
How the fuck would you enforce such a law?
Livestream or didnt happening
>Degenerate
What a meaningless phrase.
>EX without the intention of reproducing is degenerate
Well of course it is. But how are you gonna stop a bunch of horny teens fucking behind your back. People are horny you just can't stop that and we have evolved sex into more of a pleasure then anything else.
armed gaurds at every household in america.
Fuck off leaf.
>degeneracy is subjective
Obvious troll is obvious
>God wouldn't care about the worst sin
Bait
If you think I couldn't slip a finger past that and straight into the backdoor goodie zone you're naive sir.
How many "sexual emergencies" do you want to defend in America if Dindus aren't allowed to masturbate?
>Should Masturbation be Illegal?
no thats fucking stupid, impossible to enforce and is your body your own or the property of the state?
>>God wouldn't care about the worst sin
>makes his own greentext then calls it bait for the britbong
Kek
>drive through tunnel, FBI is dispatched
haha, still fapping, feels so goooooooood
Easy to enforce, just write a law saying you can't do it
That's why everyone goes MGTOW as well
>wahhhh i want source
Ok troll bye bye
Yes we have principals. DONT MASTURBATE, personal freedom is a lower priority.
t. degenerate
t. buzzfeed
"personal freedom" is a liberal code word for "degeneracy. Only cucks care about freedom.
Yeah ban assault weapons too, because some retarded instituted proved that less harm is done once they are banned, right?
You're a simpleton.
t. tumblr retard
THIS!
>He wants to be a government mandated cuck
Exactly. Assault weapons are banned and no one has them. But sure banning something makes more of it, right? Suure
What are you on about? Do you support the ban on assault weapons?
Jheez.
>leaf
Obviously
Alright, at least you're consistent in your beliefs.
When will Canada learn. It is not just about "legalizing" things but actually getting into the education system and implementing them in a compelling way. Where are the PE teachers pointing these things out? I'm sure you are not allowed to now anyway seeming as the teach almost pro-masturbation values...
Yes.
When will the world learn? You don't need to "educate people" if you outlaw it they literally can't do it.
>Dan
I see we've got a high quality entertainment connoisseur in the thread.
You're a fucking retard if you think education these days is 'pro-masturbation.' Just because they don't lie and say it's evil, doesn't mean the deputy head of school is like honestly m8 try some arseplay.
>if you outlaw it they literally can't do it.
Explain this.
>lie and say it's evil
How is that a lie? It says in the Bible that it's a sin and sin is the definition of evil.
You should really be careful with this trolling, before you know it you have idiots like The Golden Cuck thinking masturbating is actually bad.
Under the threat of physical force by the government people WILL NOT DO IT. Criminals make up 0.01% of the population, law abiding citizens will obey the laws.
You're a bad troll, but you actually shouldn't say this because moronic freaks will actually think masturbation is ok and do it.
>pros
You forgot that it helps keep your foreskin from shrinking, unless you're a kike or a mudslime, in which case they lop it off at birth.
It also serves as a good way to keep your tubes clean.
>cons
It decreases sensitivity and sex drive for a hour or two afterwards but other than that it's not necessarily unhealthy unless you do it multiple times a day for many days straight. Anal is more disastrous for your health.
wouldn't all of those apply to sex as well?
>foreskin
Chinese alert, if you aren't Chinese your foreskin would be circumcised at birth
Also masturbation is bad even if you do it once a week.
>Under the threat of physical force by the government people WILL NOT DO IT
The kind of government surveillance that would allow them to know if someone masturbates is simply not possible because of the incredible amount of resources it would require.
>Criminals make up 0.01% of the population
So the memes about Canadians being ultra polite are real? Not even 1% of the population occasionally speed or drop cigarette butts on the pavement?
>MUH SOURCE
Fucking kill yourself.
>Do any of you care the slightest bit about personal freedoms?
Do you know who was the first one to care about "personal freedoms"? It was Satan.
Yes it does, learn about MGTOW. However it doesn't matter because sex is impossible to get if you aren't a rich 6'4 buff guy so it's not that important
False, it was Cthulhu
Good show. Whatever happened to it?
>The kind of government surveillance that would allow them to know if someone masturbates is simply not possible because of the incredible amount of resources it would require.
Just have government issued chastity belts that can only be opened by the Social Security department or something
>So the memes about Canadians being ultra polite are real? Not even 1% of the population occasionally speed or drop cigarette butts on the pavement?
United States has the MOST incarceration on earth, and they only have 1% of their population in prison. Canada and Europe it's wayyyyy lower.
>Easy to enforce, just write a law saying you can't do it
when the state issues laws that only get broken easily they look weak
yeah, but this is pol. what do you expect from a board full of autists?
Please tell me you have cancer freak
THIS! He wanted Adam to feel free as a God so he tempted him into eating the Apple, well technically it was Eve but you get the point
>It was Satan.
Satan's not real dum dum
Semi buff guy, but only 5'9
GG
oh...You know sometimes I think this puritanical "i read porn causes brain damage on a broscience website" shit is going to get taken seriously and then when the right wing bans porn and books and shit it will lead back to a left wing shift
>if you aren't Chinese your foreskin would be circumcised at birth
Good thing I'm not a chink, I got to keep mine. Cutting off body parts for no health reason is degenerate.
>Bad eyesight
what the fuck could you possibly be talking about?
>Doc, I think I'm gonna need some new contacts - I jerked off last week
>Just have government issued chastity belts that can only be opened by the Social Security department or something
Wow, keep this up and you'll surpass Australia in no time!
How would you police that?
I'm quite healthy. Currently passing a bowel movement in your honor, chink. Let your people know that pho is delicious but a bit spicy.
But my doctor told me to masturbate more because of my prostate pains
>Causes brain damage
>Bad eyesight
>Makes you ugly
What did he mean by this?
your (((doctor))) is a tool of the devil
>Just have government issued chastity belts that can only be opened by the Social Security department or something
90% of the population would just not come to pick it up. Would you incarcerate all of them?
>United States has the MOST incarceration on earth, and they only have 1% of their population in prison. Canada and Europe it's wayyyyy lower
What happened to you that caused you to think like a 6 year old? Do you think anyone that is not incarcerated is to be expected not to break any law, especially one as absurd as this one?
That doesn't happen though. People who aren't criminals don't break laws
Yes he is dumbass
That's why you don't have sex
Well whats the point of having the right-wing in charge if you are allowing degeneracy
Dude, if you ARE NOT CHINESE you are circumcised, not getting circumcised is degenerate since it's a European tradition.
The fact that you have foreskin proves you are Chinese since only Chinese don't circumcise
Actually that's true im abstaining until my eyesight gets better so i can get my drivers license.
Why don't you cop some self control, idiot. How the fuck would they even enforce that