What could possibly go wrong?

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Hope they don't have bikes up there.

I thought a monkey has already been to space

We already sent monkeys into space why do it again?

dis is one small step for me, muhfugga

>gloves on feet

What do they mean by this?

well she has to come back down on the soyuz so she cant steal anything.

All Air Filters gone.

>These replies

Accurate.

BALTIMORE WE GOT A PROBLEM MUTHAFUCKA

I laughed way too hard at this

WE WUZ STAR DUST N SHEIT

That hivemind

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After 3 years at Sup Forums I'm starting find comments like this cringy as fuck

Are you people 15 years old ? Be more imaginative.

WE

guess they are doing some cotton growing experiment out there

Is this glove kino?

Haha first

Nigress is just in it for the orange drank.

Send her ass to Space Mountain instead, she'll never know the difference.

WUZ

>Well said

is she gay?

then we could finally have real gay niggers in outerspace

>Detroit we have a prublem, where the chikin tendies at?

How does she plan on stealing an entire space station?

someone had to do it

youtube.com/watch?v=sSERB93GYfw

Okay how bout
PAY DEBNTS

Where's the one of him in a space suit?

Then go back to your reddit and jack off about how you're the good alt right and not the evil jew hating alt right and circle jerk about how you're all awesome and totally not racist. Faggot

'Sperimental fooking monkeys N sheeeeit

she can steal oxygen by breathing more

A black woman has already been to space. I did a fucking paper on her in elementary school.

but noooooo we have to make it special because she "gets to STAY ABOARD the ISS"

fucking liberal morons

That she's a literal chimp

No one cares

WE MAKIN SMALL STEPS NOW

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>Monkeys were on the moon before blacks

Kek

i swear i see these double comments like this multiple times a day on here. kinda spooky

You fags are joking but poor Russian cosmonauts will be enclosed with it for many month.

>an endless space, the final frontier
>its property values just dropped

>when the nigger stole the heatshielding.

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Le meme much?

OP post a story about a monkey in space. Comments are about a monkey in space. What don't you understand

It was an obvious joke m8

I would have made it had i seen the thread earlier nothing spooky about it

and with this, the international space station will become a shithole in the next few years.

Swedish Muhammad detected

They'll never get that funny smell out of the station. Why do black people's houses always have that funny smell?

Uhm, who else is in the rocket with her? If digits the rocket will explode kek wills it is.

Trapped in a box with that nigress stank for MONTHS, I'd have to kick her out and deal with the consequences familam

False, they already sent monkeys to space

Here

The board lacks creativity. I didn't even smile 2bh

Lmao, none of you mentally-addled edgelords will ever amount to anything close to what this person has accomplished in their life.

If a nigger can get a PhD in aerospace engineering and become qualified to be an astronaut, what excuse do you have to do any less?

>Obama was first black president
>this chick is first black astronaut (on space station)

What the fuck can I be first in? My grandpa already has me beat for "first black person to never go to prison"

Probably nothing more than usually can go wrong with a tin can floating in a vacuum where any number of small failures can result in a fast and painful death for the entire crew.

They'd better put better locks on the foot lockers up there.

>inb4 affirmative action

AYO HOL UP! WUH BOUT DEM SPACE ALIUMS N SHIIIIIET????

I AINT LET DAQUAN PROBE MUH ASS, SO I AINT LETTING NO LITTLE GREEN BOOGER MAN DO IT NEEVER!!! UH UH!!!

No monkeys or apes went to the moon. So far, only humans and their intestinal flora have been to the moon.

Since the astronauts dumped their baggies of poo on the surface before leaving, the gut bacteria is still there, the only organic things on the hole fucking moon are American shit-germs.

>How fucking great is this country???

Qualified? That's not how you spell "affirmative action"

Go pick those olives like a good little nigger. Olive nigger. Pay your debts

Nigga, it's called using SPICES in the food. Learn, Whiteboi.

Over use of store bought spice mix you mean.

> HOUSTON, I DINDU NUFFIN!!!

affirmative actionaut

i bet 20 bucks that she goes full sheboon and slaps someone

there were already chimps on the space before

It's not like Actornauts are really going into space.

It's a glitch in the matrix...

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You know, there have been black people in space before. It's not a big deal

>After 3 years at Sup Forums
whoa 3 whole years?!??!?! you're such a le oldfag!

Burgers are all the same. everything is clear and they are struggling

I'm ok with that, that will be the last chimp in space.

Day 6: Sergei put a banana in my space suit again.

>In space nobody can hear you chimpout

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WE WUZ ALIANZ N SHIET

>Greece
>White

>Poo on Moon
Sorry Pajeets, burgers beat you to it

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KERBAL
FRIED
CHICKEN

you have a case of meme overload.

Turn off computer, go out and come back.

Boris and Ivan gonna take turns on the sooooooul train

>BLEACHED

If black people can't swim, how can they swim in space? I mean, the logic is irritifutabablle.

Yeah we should only use white astronauts because clearly they are more mentally-secure than astronauts of other races.

SLAVE'D

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ALl dese cracka replies in this thread baka
she juss returnin home cuz we BUILT DAT SHIT CRACKAS. White devil honkeys stole all our maths when dey went to tha moon

B-but black astronauts are an impossibility of nature. It violates every know law of physics.

She is gon makin dem whitebois jelous

AYO HOL UP
*launch sequence initiates
YOU BE SAYIN
*rocket electronics begin lighting up as the aatronauts sit in front of enough liquid oxygen feul to shoot them into orbit above earth
AYO YOU BE SAYIN
*count down reaches 0 rocket engines begin spitting fire and smoke everywhere
YO YO YO YO HOL UP THESE WHITE BOI SCIENTISTS BE SAYIN
*rocket breaks free from earths gravity
THAT WE GON' BE FLOATIN ABOVE DA EARF N SHEEEEEEEEEEIT?

I just hope she is sassy, it will make the tv-movie about it easier.

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>a nigger with a phd

Nice

She gun git all ashey 'n sheeit, she gun barrwy sum o dat nut butta frum demitry

WE WUZ ANCIENT AYLIUMS AND SHEEIT