Brit/pol/ - ABSOLUTE STATE Edition

>Corbyn is in a fucking meltdown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38568116

>IRA gangster Martin McGuinness resigns, Sinn Fein on course to batter the DUP
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38561507

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Tories promise to tackle 'stigma' of mental health but refuse to give additional funding
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-mental-health-stigma-funding-government-nhs-a7516461.html

>UKIP to lose huge amount of funding as Italian 5-Star Movement divorces itself from EU Parliament grouping
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-italy-m5s-ukip-idUKKBN14S0HG?il=0

>Corbyn refuses to back down over total dedication to open borders
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-refuses-back-clampdown-9586477

>SHUT IT DOWN - Israeli Embassy official makes vow to ‘take down’ Foreign Office deputy because of his anti-Israel views in shocking leaked video; Labour calls for national inquiry into Israeli influence of political parties as a matter of national security
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098082/Astonishing-undercover-video-captures-diplomat-conspiring-rival-MP-s-aide-smear-Deputy-Foreign-Secretary.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/israeli-embassy-alan-duncan-palestine-spying-subversion-labour-a7515956.html

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

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JUST

ima smash ur kunt in fag

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nth for British slags.

HELP JEREMY PLEASE

How's the wife-search going, lads?

>slags
She's just beautiful with a bit of makeup around her eyes.

wouldn't worry bout it, probably got a schlong

fuck this country i hate everything about it i wish i was american

fuck off proxy 60%

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MADMAN

absolute

Jeremy and Tim to go out in suicide pact? Leftists on suicide watch

Is my gf a slag?

Nah, she's a proper girl.
Not exactly my type but she seems quite sweet.

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of america

>62.9%

Fyck uk fuck britniggers

>tattoos

Pakis

More pics, can not come to a comprehensive conclusion with just one

>tfw your mum becomes ultra blackpilled and basically turns into Pentti Linkola

I have been out-edged by my own mother

Get out you gobshite

>American Life Simulator: get fat and sit indoors watching chat shows and Netflix all day
Half of our nation's underclass and NEETs are already living the American Dream, why aren't you?

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>American returns home from UK
>Both countries get whiter

>choker
>tattoos

yes, but I still want her to sit on my face

What's the best way to cope with grief?

Bout to play an OW comp post ending in 1 picks my hero

How will Theresa May be remembered as PM? Above or below Anthony Eden tier?

I want to suck a slag's toes while she drinks.

Fight.

Did anything in particular happen to cause this?

Alcoholism

slags

HEREFORD MASSIVE

Fuck you

you suck

>tfw Rimmer saved a Pepe you made

Pharah, because she's actually fun.

>you suck

Maybe so but you're mum sucks even better

>introduces a 100% top rate of income tax
>imagine this in a club like Arsenal
>backpedaled
>says that Labour must accept a more limited for of immigration
>quoted as saying less then we have now
>then later says Single Market access is the priority for brexit negotiations
>now trying to distance himself from his own speech this morning


Jesus christ what is happening in the Labour offices

Blair tier

Hah.
Enjoy it.

Great taste

Can't cum to anything but slags

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>IRA gangster Martin McGuinness
that salt num num but you are right about batterin the DUP.

Well, that was easy.

I'm seriously thinking of voting for Corbachev next election lads.

ahhh yaaa

get mudslime out of london

>dont eat bacon, YOU CAN LEAVE THE UK


youtube.com/watch?v=iXG9cM5QxgU

fuck off rommer

Java!

I think she's just gone from worrying about overpopulation and ecological collapse to hoping it happens soon because we deserve it. She also thinks 99% of people are retards being controlled by the lugenpresse to care about nothing but luxury who should be ovened.

You can see some feet here, Rimmer.

>Be an arab nation
>play an arab woman
checks out.

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Just realised I ate an out of date packet of crisps that some paki shop sold me today.

Slightly miffed.

>be swedistan
>get raped by black men

quality post mate

Tape the packet to a brick and chuck it through the shop window

You must feel honoured

your off your head you lad

If he committed to immigration controls I would. Otherwise it's UKIP.

Post ending in 1 decides what I play on defense now

Fantastic American wit right there

fuck dbritainf and fuck white people

What a Dire fucking thread

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What the fuck does that mean?

>and they said he would be boring compared to Ed

ur nan

Kek has ruled you must make your own decisions in this life

she cheats on you every time she "goes out with the girls"

Different slags though

S L A G S

Hanzo.

I share his pain. England is already destroyed. There's no culture left here to save.

Damn, that's pretty sad man.

I do just a game tbqq

>tfw not allowed to reply to tripfags so i'm replying passively in the hope he reads my message

and tim farrons on the radio

One man tells me: “I am local but I don’t want to say what I do.” He continues: “A lot of stuff goes on in Hereford; it’s a right little hub. There’s a lot of very deep stuff here, but it’s kept very hush hush.”

A recent report from War on Want called the UK the globe’s “mercenary kingpin”, and found that no fewer than 14 private military and security companies are based in Hereford. That number is growing, and has made this 60,000-strong city a major hub for an industry which has boomed during the “war on terror”.

The business model involves providing “soldiers for hire” to companies and governments around the world, to protect assets and important people from criminals and terrorists (and sometimes dissidents).

Another woman I speak to doesn’t know what a private military company is, but agrees: “There’s a lot of people involved in the SAS or military here, so yes, people will know what is happening. On the private military industry, lots of people here are probably profiting from it – so they wouldn’t be complaining about it, and it wouldn’t be in the newspaper.

“You don’t see soldiers around in uniform here,” she adds, “but they are all over the place in their civilian clothing. And if there’s a pub fight, it’s always shut down pretty quickly by the SAS guys ...”

can you all stop posting slags?

I want to comb the one on the lefts hair while she tickles the head of my Penistone with her tounge

Why can't Corbyn go a week without declaring an idea which would anally rape the country

that's too far

stupid brit nitwit

delete this i don't ever want to see this image again.

>tfw to smart to browse britpol

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That's a Canadian on the scooter bro, it's time to update your memes chav

Nth for glorious Scotland eternal.

I remember how I went up Schiehallion two years ago. It was glorious and a feel you little beady bed-wetters will never understand: heritage, tradition, honour, pride.

How does it feel to have your race destroyed by the two greatest Scottish politicians of all time - Blair and Brown. Only then to be saved by Cameron (a Scot!).

Truly a pathetic little brown race. Thanks for your women who so willingly throw themselves at my big Scottish cock whenever I'm down winning business over my weak anglo "competitors".

Pussy boys/. We own you.

You ought to be paying us more for having the privilege of our rule.

We're stronger, cleverer, faster, more traditional. Blonder, lighter-skinned, and have lighter eyes.

Whenever I'm in your shithole I'm a God among little brown haired brown eyed beta cunts who literally cower in my presence upon seeing me and hearing my accent.

>that's too far

that's what ur mum said lad just before her gag refelex kicked in

our guy lads

if he did that he wouldnt be a gommie would he?

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