Ted Motherfucking Cruz!

God damn, Ted Rafael Gonzales Cruz is beating the FUCK out of Democrats right now LIVE during Jeff Sessions hearing.

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If Trump is Superman.

Is Ted Cruz the Batman this country really needs?

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He has the power of melting

He's your brother!

He's a Mexican, like you.

He BTFO of the backstabber anti-Trumper Glenn Beck.

youtube.com/watch?v=57ipQhTpDas

Worth a listen.

Cruz was polite and professional. Beck was a little bitch.

>He's a Mexican, like you.

He is Cuban,

Via Canada,

I thought lyin' Ted was an adulterous goldman sachs cuck.

Could you monkeys please make up your minds?

see

Cruz redeemed himself.

bump

Goldman Sach are bros now. They are funding Trump's Swamp Draining.

You monkeys are seriously too stupid to live.

Useful idiots to the core.

man lyin ted must be the most opportunistic man in human history

When the world needs delegates most, there is only one man who can supply them.

I never tire of this meme

wtf is the pic on the left actually real? holy fuck

OMG quit body shaming Leah you intolerant fuck!

I am now a #Cruzmissile

>leah

i thought it was the fat "comedian", schumer?

>Cruz redeemed himself.
He has a long way to go.

Lol every time, how is her body so fucked? Just look at those proportions.

This is Amy Schumer.... I can see how you got them confused

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Gutter Genes

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>in the words of Southpark
Blame Canada!

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>Is Ted Cruz the Batman this country really needs?
No, he's Vegeta.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Omfg.... I would be absolutely ashamed to show myself in public if that were me

>shame

I don't know if the vomiting will ever stop

Niggers will truly fuck anything

Fat chicks with no self esteem and a hatred for white men - niggers are in heaven.

This is what the burqa was invented for.

>10 Actors that really DID IT on screen!

Touche.

>Now I wish I hadn't eaten that third cheeseburger. Chased with milk. Oh no.

The nomination, Dahald.

That's not very kosher of you goyim.

he's vegeta to trump's goku

>still no CruzVoice

does he make a cameo or did I click through at wrong times?

A violation of Leviticus, fo sho.

Didn't Sessions sort of betrayed Cruz when he endorsed Trump? Now Cruise praises him again.

He also met with the President of Taiwan

you gotta go back a bit

somewhere at 2:00:00

DAHNALD WE MUST COMBINE OUR DELEGATES! PLEASE PUT THE EARRING ON! IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT MAJIN BAMA!

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Coming from someone with an 8*7 inch dick breh, I would bust her open like a fucking christmas cracker

Who is she?

who is this and why do we care

Someone who made a name for herself by telling the world she would go to Canada if the God Emperor won, and then backing out.

as much as i actively dislike her i try to maintain a policy of not mocking overweight people when they attempt exercise.

FLYIN TED CRUZ

Ted "Gots ta have me that Supreme Court Nomination" Cruz will crusade until he gets that coveted lifetime position from Trump.

Glenn Beck has turned in to such Cuck.

>turned in to

I think I realize now that he was always shit.

Sad.

Cruz deserves props.

He showed his conservative chops in time.

>Unlike some

BASED RATO

>until he gets that coveted lifetime position from Trump.

It cant be about the money though.

He could make a fuckton of money outside of government.

Cruz just wants to make America great again, also.