Farming

Daily reminder that if you're not a farmer , you don't have a real job.

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Is it true that farmers are cucks for monsanto?

Daily reminder that the Netherlands belong to Poseidon.

>if you don't become a literal socialist leech who takes money from the government to sell overpiced dairy and meat you don't have a real job

what did he mean by this?

There's no bigger welfare nigger than the farmer and rancher.

OP eats shit and is proud of it

>Engineer
>Business Owner
>Plants large garden every year
>Hunts

WOW! I guess OP is right.

Time to ANHERO.

Can people stop with the "farmer's are welfare queens" meme. Real farmers are killing themselves everyday because people are buying from (((monsanto giant industrial farms))) over the small guy. Real farmer's are literally the hardest working people on the planet.

I don't, you do the job and I eat the food.
I thought we were pretty clear on this?

and who makes your tractor?

t. mechanical engineer

Do you think the entire world is American? Farming is subsidized by the state in my country and I assume most European countries. It's the biggest welfare drain that serves no purpose other than satisfying the socialist need to control prices artificially.

I hear farmers in USA are receiving food stamps.
Makes you think.

in the uk the farmers get subsidized because the supermarkets set the prices.
the supermarkets here are constantly battling to sell the cheapest fruit and veg which in turn damages the farmers.

"Real farmers" should go find easier jobs, then. Monsanto superfarms provide superior food at better prices. They can feed the world while we jack off to blacked.com

Do you get good gains working in a farm?

I heard farmers have more strenght than bodybuilders

>Makes you think.
Makes me think you're a retarded cunt.

Farming is fucking easy

>Can people stop with the "farmer's are welfare queens" meme
Its not a meme
All farms in Europistan are more or less government owned in one way or another and pretty much all farms in the US except the massive ones are government subsidized thanks to the globalists doing a lot of shady shit during the great depression

Functional strength through the roof
Meat Porter's are ox in human form

>in the uk the farmers get subsidized because the supermarkets set the prices.

Who else would set the prices? Are you a literal retard?

Sadly yes.

Monsanto fucking destroy the farming workers in Argentina, they were forced to leave and find jobs in the big city...

Thankfully, workers are blocking Monsanto and eventually they will leave from this country

Thanks for your input Mr. Shlomosteinberg.

Only 2v posts are true. The rest of you are retarded cunts.

You are spouting false information. THE GIANT FARMS are subsidized by the government.

eat fertilizer swamp german, for I am lumberjack, and I own my veggie garden
I have more job than you, flower merchant

"Don't badmouth Farmers when your mouth is full of food".
None of you pussies would survive without.

I can't afford land in my state. I keep telling my mom to get a grant from the government since she's a woman, she'll be starting a small business, and she'll be a farmer. She'd probably get shitloads of money for that and other things. She's afraid it would fail though, which I can't really fault her as something to be afraid of.

Right now, I'm personally looking into getting some worms for worm farming. Vermicomposting is pretty neat, and worms are low maintenance. Just waiting for the snow to melt so they don't immediately die.

Huh I guess the people who make the farmers tools and transport his tools to the nearest store
that stocks and sells his tools he buys them from don't have real jobs
you are one fucking idiot

It's the ver point of the EU existing to give farming subs, but I still think that agriculture is the most important thing we have because it is the backbone of civilisation and western culture

The reason food is as affordable as it is is because of subsidies.

>a dutch farmer
so you're into manufacturing plastics I see.

How do you call city dwellers at your place?

We call them city rats

lol fuck off.
monsanto and their frankensoy we sell to the chinks is the only reason we didn't go through another default cocksucker.

Long live Monsanto
Long live Bayer
Long live GMO

>Agriculture
Agriculture destroyed the planet. Mankind is doomed because farmers are feeding everyone no matter how detrimental they are. They are subverting natural order by bypassing "survival of the fittest". Now we are all doomed because the world is massively overpopulated. Good job farmers.

A man should only eat we he and his brothers have hunted and their spouses have gathered.

>I can't afford land in my state. I keep telling my mom to get a grant from the government since she's a woman, she'll be starting a small business, and she'll be a farmer. She'd probably get shitloads of money for that and other things. She's afraid it would fail though, which I can't really fault her as something to be afraid of.
SBA loans don't require repayment if the business fails if you're a woman or minority. (My local banker told me this because I applied for a SBA loan once).

Oh hell, that is pretty interesting. I will tell my mom of this and see if we could talk to a banker. I know she's also worried about not having anything to fall back on though. It's a tough situation, but thank you for this information. Might help.

SBA requires you apply to a bank first. The banker will tell you how to proceed. And remember the SBA's idea of a small business is like a half million dollars. A good size working farm is easily that much. I would imagine the debt to income ratio would be the main concern as farmers are usually highly leveraged. (in debt). But a niche business like cattle or animal husbandry as in horses, etc. would do okay.

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>Real men picking cotton

Do you think that would be enough to purchase supplies/land/etc? My mom has stated that if she gets anything it cannot involve cruelty towards animals in the slightest. She (and I, honestly, as I like animals) gets attached to beasts pretty easily and has already said that if she were to do something like this it couldn't be for meat or for the animals to go to slaughter.

I feel like that really limits our ideas.

100% incorrect

t. Fisherman

I'm a farmer. Don't ask me anything.

Then your only 2 options are to be a grain farmer growing soybeans, corn, etc. or a dairy farmer. Dairy is good money but forget having any kind of social life. Dairy cows need milked twice a day like 5 am and 5 pm. And they don't give a fuck if it'd christmas or not.

> tfw living in a society consisting of farmers only

I don't have a social life now so it wouldn't be that much of a problem. I've talked to her about raising something like llamas for their fur, but she wasn't sure.

She also doesn't really want to do growing anything. She's really afraid of failure and being left with nothing. It's a reasonable thing, but hard to talk her into anything that isn't comfortable for her like her current job at the shitty DMV.

This.

Do you think aliens have farms and grow crops?

What if I farm weed? It pays a lot more than farming food crops. I grow those on the side for myself and family though.

i wish i could get into a apprentice ship but here in ger they dont even own their land. most farmers are bitter assholes because they work their ass off for nothing

She needs to decide what she wants to do. Any farming is not for the faint of heart. My parents own 3,000 acres and grow crops and some livestock. It's hard work and plenty to do feeding animals, planting, harvesting, cutting wood, clearing fence rows. It never stops.

well said Holländer

I wouldn't say for nothing

they work their asses off for China
maria-heubuch.de/fileadmin/heubuch/pdf2016/20161110land_rush.pdf

She has worked on a farm/zoo thing before and enjoyed it. When I was in a magnet school I volunteered for farm doings and had an enjoyable and challenging time.

It's not the amount of work that worries either of us but the potential failure (for her). We'll probably never have one, but I will probably keep trying. She hates her job and is tired of people too, so that helps.

they wouldnt be alive without the subsidies that people with real jobs provide them with

most of the recipients of these subsidies aren't actual next door farmers.

farmsubsidy.openspending.org/DE/browse/

>watching plants grow.
>a real job.

>food stamps for people who make their own food.
Lol, wut?

sad isnt it?

how fuckin cool. working for commys, cool. rather life a poorlife

>the potential failure (for her).
Can't fail with SBA. If she does they'll give you another loan. It's a no brainer. You just have to have a believable business model. And a plan. Retail sores, restaurants, fast food chains, etc. WTF is she waiting for? I could get a plan going in two hours just making inquiries of national food chains. Open a pizza hut, or taco bell, or KFC it will set you back about 250 k to a mill and a half. Depending. A typical McDonalds franchise costs about 400k to open. It pays for itself in 3 to 4 years. No excuses. Why do you think so many minorities own things like this. Government handouts. Tell mom to quit fucking around and find something that interests her.

>rather life a poorlife
poor fellow :^(

its not like a machine could do that work in at least ten years when the parameters are correct

nature isn't an isolated system Kevin

a herd of cows or a field of barley isn't a homogenous mass (although it might look like it)

there are always individuals who are weaker or stronger and attract pests for instance. those parameters are really hard to narrow down.

just stay in your climatized office fatty :^)

you can create an enviroment where those animals can decide for themselves when they get milked or when they shit and stuff like that. a herd can be held by an fence.