Switzerland BTFOs an SJW

Why are medkits so based?

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She p-probably from a Dutch speaking German region

its probably not true, if she moved here as a child she would have been naturalized by now easily


you dont need to take any kind of test after a certain amount of time, which she has certainly lived here , also seems like she married a swiss man which means even easier swiss passport for her

We should deny citizenship to anyone who is not a white Anglo Saxon Protestant
Canada is infected now when I was in school we had Italian, Portuguese, Serbians, Russians, French in school and hardly any Anglos made me sick

You do need to be judged to have integrated with Swiss society.

it's actually true, huge shitstorm errupted. you do't have to take a test but people can vote on if you get citizenship, she got vote down several times.

Post link, too lazy to google

>journalist
>model
>AND drama student

How horrifying, my condolences to her children.

SWITZERLAND YES

Probably a Jew.
It is they who seem to like to "break down barriers"

whoever wrote this needs to understand - the more you call out vegans, the more justified they will feel in their actions.

Sounds like what we call a "bakfietsmoeder" fucking bored cunt should be hung.

I apologize to Swiss people, please don't think badly of us because of this dumb cow.

>people can vote on if you get citizenship

Why isn't everywhere like this?

Is it actually that hard to get Swiss citizenship if you can speak one of the languages, respect the customs, and try to integrate?

FUCKING BASED

THE SWISS ARE ALSO EXQUISITELY RACIST

THOSE MOUNTAIN JEWS ARE STILL SITTING ON ALL THAT NAZI GOLD

That's right, and the same goes for all of you euroniggers coming here and voting greens.

It usually pretty hard
ch.ch/en/regular-naturalisation-requirements/
As you need to be approved by 3 instances.
The municipality, the canton and the confederation but the municipality one is usually the hardest as the lowest levels is:
>you have to prove to a commission that you're 100% integrated and respect swiss culture and traditions and it could go as far as a public vote where a single nay will be enough to send your application into the trash.

why would a Jew want to learn German. Surely it is not a Jewess

> mfw. mudshit women don't get trough because she wears her tent

Wish we'd done this for the fucking albanian scum

It's a lot harder than to get American citizenship, and getting the American one is already extremely hard.

>tfw fucking spics cross the border and get pardoned
>no H1B visas for specialists unless in STEM (mainly high-tech) or a genius
>the easiest way to get a green card is to pay $15000 to a random girl and marry her

Feels good to say nay to 90% of the applications at the Gemeindeversammlung every single time just for shit and giggles.

We don't want her back either. Please take her!

>Drama student
These programs should be banned from education until the student is at least 16 years of age.
They do nothing but promote cancer.

Truly the best country on the planet.

All that power. Very unhealthy.

Just as good of a question, why are vegans so fucking retarded?

Campaigning against a cowbell, what a productive use of her time and boy, I bet that saved a lot of cows, didn't it?

Vegans need to be gassed and burned.

Whose as excited as me about the EU cucking our government into forcing us to go no-gunz? Wooooooooooooo

How can one country be so based?
Literally #1

>you will never be Swiss

>YFW GO TO LUGANO EVERY YEAR

oh god i heard about her, i felt second hand embarrassment because of that left wing retard. Just so you know she is NOT big news here i guess everyone is ashamed

Aquafresh, it's not happening. Our politicians are not the brightest, but even they recognize that actions like the Mass immigration initiative damage the direct democracy they are supposed to uphold.

>the public voting on individual citizenships
Kek what a great fucking country

It is happening. The only way to avoid it is to leave the Schengen. I am swiss, VPN.

They ignored our referendum to stop immigration, and baring them leaving schengen, which will never fucking happen, we will be no guns soon.

kek

based reverse medkits

One thing I've always wondered. What is THE Swiss identity? The more I read about Switzerland over the last few years the more I think it's the only country I could ever see myself leaving the US for (not that I'd get in, Kek), but which is the dominant culture in Switzerland? German, Italian or French?

good for them. kick that cunt to the curb.

I don't think they will rist another defeat at an initiative. That Schenger intiative will come and it's already making them nervous. If they mess this up again, they will see their precious EU dicksucking go to waste. They are dumb, but not that dumb or courageous.

None. The language spoken is all three, except german, high-german is for illiterate retards. Our culture is mountain culture.

I desperatly hope you are correct but I will be insanely surprised if they go through with Schengen revoke, it would be monumental (brexit-sized) political move for our small country.


I hope. But I doubt

It's basically distilled civic nationalism. All citizens are "Eidgenossen" or "oath partners". You are expected to defend your other Swiss from foreign threats, while leaving them maximum freedom. Polacks wouldn't like it much i guarantee.

It absolutely is.

>passing someones citizenship application who I don't know as they did not join the local volunteer fire brigade, the Red Cross/Samaritan's, any other local club/initiative and never show's up at local events.

This is a village with 5k inhabitants, if you don't do any of that you're not integrated nor part of the municipality and don't deserve to be a citizen of it.

are you a volunteer firefighter, red cross worker, or any clubs?

Few things are as satisfying as hearing the cowbells when hiking in the Swiss alps. It really gives you a special kind of tranquility. How can this woman not appreciate this?

> Schengen revoke
If they go ahead with the EU bs it will, I guarantee. The commies and green germans cannot mobilize that many people, you've seen their latest initiatives. Leaving the EU tyranny isn't just the SVP core platform, but also a desire of many old style leftwingers and middle class people. Although, just like you, I'd like to see the EU get btfo again and collapse as a result.

They EU will collapse, but our government seems depserate to ensure we fucking collapse along side those cucks. God I hope for a new generation of UDC dedicated to

>FUCK THE EU

We dont need them we never have. they are fuckingidiots. I hate the EU cucks so much it burns a hole in my chest

Good. This is what should happen when you try to white-ant someone else's culture.

>You are expected to defend your other Swiss from foreign threats, while leaving them maximum freedom. Polacks wouldn't like it much i guarantee.

That sounds like heaven. I agree most of Sup Forums wouldn't like it, though. Sounds a lot like the southern Midwest in the US (not to be confused with the freedom-hating commies in the northern Midwest).

Do you grow up learning all three/four languages simultaneously? I can barely hold a conversation in spanish after two semesters of it, that's pretty impressive that you guys all speak multiple languages with ease.

Swiss culture is mountain culture with a mix of german, french and italian.
It can be broke down to:
>leave me alone and I leave you alone
>we hate each other with a passion but once some foreigner speaks a single word against switzerland we will join arms in a split second.
>Switzerland above everything.

I'm.
Youth Firefighters since I was 13 and a Officer in the Brigade since 2012.
Active member of the local shooting and football club
I run a youth project with private money the municipality couldn't provide.

she is a vegan idiot, she thought it was distracting and made up some dumb excuse how it's hurting the cows to have a heavy bell on their neck

Seems pretty based desu.

>Our culture is mountain culture.
Your mountain culture is really civilized compared to ours

You can't get lost to where it takes days for people to find you in the Swiss alps like you can in our Rocky Mountains

>tfw Americaball and Switzerlandball picture in background

Oh it's comfy bro.

kek.

>tfw colorado

God damn this state was the best by a longshot when I was a kid.

Now it's in the bottom half for sure.

Damn Californians ruin everything

You have to learn one additional national language to your own. Most learn French. Don't worry though, my French is just enough to backpack trough France unharmed.
I find it strange though that there is little contact (outside the military) with the Frenchies and the Ticineses. We literally have the language barrier nobody cares to cross.

It didn't used to be that way. Nowdays though there's much less mixing between our peoples. I think thats part of the reason you see the massive political divide between swiss romande and swiss germans. Ticino is its own thing because thye are on otheriside of mountains from us.

I dont speak a word of swiss-german. only french and some italian. just no real desire to leave my vilalge for swiss-germans who will ahte me for being swiss romande lmao

Didn't you know, leaf? People can't be trusted to make decisions for themselves or their communities. That's why we have Democracy, so that everybody else makes the decisions.

Makes perfect sense, innit?

I like to go down there now and then, but its almost half a day with the train. Who has the time, indeed.

exactly. 4 hours by train almost to go to zurich just to be scorned by shop keepers for not being swiss-german. no thank. i am comfy and happy here. you are ocmfy and happy there. it is best to be comfy and happy in our own place and not bother one another. if war comes i will take arms and we will assist in killing foreigners. until then stay comfy

Stop being racist crumpet.

I tend to move around all of switzerland but I sill live in my home village and don't intend to leave it.
We're still a country of villages and thats the way I like it.

Zurich is hell, those people are - special.

theres no white kids going to school in toronto anymore

People moving an hour outside of town to a nicer area is a huge cost

Hilter approved it.

Enjoy your heart disease and cancer you fucking retard

I live near Zurich, I like it but I could never live in the city.

GERMAN BUT THE ITALIAN PART IS NICER 2BH
>YFW PALM TREES IN SCHWEIZ

THE SWISS WOULD NEVER LET THAT LOCUST PLAGUE OF CHINKS BECOME CITIZENS

GET IT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING LEAFS

noice

I'm american but I also have swiss citizenship from my parents, thinking of moving there.

Are there lots of good apprenticeships that I could start a career with? I currently am a history major with no real skills

lol

fuck off toothpaste

Learn a swiss language and learn a trade, almost everything is regarded a trade here, even banker, accountant or what you call computer scientist and you learn it in a 3 year co-educational apprenticeship.

lol

Truly the most based country
I'd give my life to protect it and its citizens should shit ever go down

Eventhough I live in a very lefty liberal place (Basel) I feel the Swissness even just half an hour driving inwards. At least I'm not in Zürich

>he posts his passport on Sup Forums

>passport
lol