by god, that beauty sitting behind franken's left shoulder is captivating. i'd love to breed her. what is her name?
Ian Hernandez
*Why was Al Franken never funny?
Jack Murphy
we're here apparently
Carson Taylor
That "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it people like me" sketch was decent.
Tyler Powell
>CNN fake news
Luis Anderson
Trump won't even get sworn in. Russia has documents to blackmail him. US intel will obtain it and prove that he's unfit to serve.
Levi Green
Oh yeah daily affirmations. That was chuckle-worthy I guess.
Christopher Myers
Is this Sessions shit still going on?
Camden Martinez
CRUZ
Jackson King
Yes, it never ends. It's Cruz talking about illegals now at least so finally something remotely relevant to the actual hearing.
David Cruz
Because SNL was never funny.
William Sanchez
no it wasnt he was a huge faggot then, he's a huge faggot now >hurrr i am passive aggressive faggot >people like me goshdannit >FUCK YOU ASSHOLES STOP CALLING ME A FAGGOT >ok mirror that was not nice, i'm a nice faggot cuz i'm good enough, i'm smart enough, and i love cock in the ass
Jace Gutierrez
what are Sessions' sessions even about?
Noah Butler
how is cruz doing lads
Jason Ortiz
I'm watching basic cable in Belgrade, CNN reports Russians have compromising info on Trump. The CIA is about to brief him soon or something like that. Sounds like they're going to have to blackmail him into Cold War mentality/ phobia because he didn't want to be enemies with Russians. Welp, it sounded too good to be true anyways, and I was just beginning to like you Ameribros. With that and his Jared (was hoping for Chris Christie but the Jew backstabbed him by digging out the Bridgegate from idk how many years ago) son-in-law getting the Israel+Jewish grip on him, he doesn't stand a chance of remaining neutral. Let us know if you hear something about this. Btw, did the Obongo do his farewell? The countdown on TV shown like 2-3 hours left before he weeps
Wyatt Rogers
It will also continue tomorrow AFAIK
Jonathan Jones
Obama is definitely going to up his fake southern negro deep voice for this, maybe fake cry.
Jordan Bailey
IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS
THIS IS WHY PEOPLE HATE THE CONGRESS
ALL THEY DO IS TALK AND TALK AND TALK
Wyatt Gray
Sessions is still on atm here, Cruz is talking to him atm. He talked to him before so it could be rerun, but I don't think so.
Jackson Ross
So you just automatically believe CNN in Belgrade?
Kayden Williams
>spend months trying to get people to believe that Russia "hacked the election" >nobody is buying it >still want war with Russia >change narrative to "Russia was working against Trump the whole time"
Are they really trying to provoke Trump into going to war against Russia? What other reason could there be for this sudden and complete reversal?
Also, this "video proof of Russian and Trump ties" floating around sounds suspiciously similar to the Apprentice "N-Word" tape.
Colton Jenkins
CMON SOARIN TED
DEFEND THE BEST TIMELINE
Camden Gutierrez
Where did I state that I do? I just asked to check if something is going on outside of normal schedule, I don't even watch TV i just listen to it in the background while I'm usually on my Pc. And when I hear them talking about some happening, that way I can check both sides of the stories online. And btw, in Serbian basic cable you only get CNN, that's how well spread they are. There are no rightwing channels in more than 30 countries in the world as part of basic cable. But the lefties are well present around the globe.
Levi Powell
Did Corey Booker make an ass of himself yet?
Thomas Ramirez
tomorrow and he'll be overshadowed by Trump's presser
Benjamin Roberts
>And btw, in Serbian basic cable you only get CNN, that's how well spread they are.
Wow that sucks. Anyway no, I haven't seen any stories about Russians having stuff on Trump aside from the usual leftist rumors.
Cameron Nguyen
awesome what time is the presser?
Brandon Long
I'm truly convinced at this point WW3 was so well baked into the cake that they are trying to salvage it with these stories.
Matthew Roberts
Asked pointedly why he didn't support hate crime bills protecting LGBTQ victims, Sessions said he believes states should prosecute them.=naacp
Connor Green
I don't believe they're trying to get him to war, but to normal post-cold-war enemy status, as anti-Russia as they he can get. They're probably going to straight up blackmail him or say something sketchy like "Russia is about to release X, but we can stop them if you switch your status on Russia to Y". Though it's kinda funny since Obongo just brought back the sanctions like a month ago, when he realized Trump isn't on the same stance. Allegedly, because of "war crimes" in Aleppo and Ukraine, though all that was happening even before and after, they just lifted and brought them back when they realized they will need to persuade Trump more, and that they're not sure about the outcome.
Christopher Cruz
The biggest mistake the globalists made was rushing their agenda
Jordan Campbell
There is only one good thing about CNN
Carter Butler
Thanks for info, sorry for being so defensive btw, I just get like that a bit easier than I should.
Juan Long
what the fuck is being slid right now? catalog is fucking insane
Chase Butler
I am going to die laughing watching comparisons of footage from January 2009 and Trump's inauguration. Contrasting tones will be hysterical.
Andrew Ross
How many ifs until the Obama speech?
Andrew Sanchez
Ye she's a total sweetheart desu, looks like she's a true believer too. I think I like her as much as I hate Van Jones and his pathetic non-arguments like "muh children, tomorrow, what do I tell them".
Obongo might get a lot of views but half the people will just be recording each time he stutters.
Apparently he has been practicing all day.
Jacob Young
I will laugh my ass off if The Tuck gets better ratings.
Jack Roberts
oh i'm laffin
Luis Reyes
I don't know how hard Obama tried, but from what Hillary was saying, had she won in November, they would've taken this country out behind the woodshed.
What would Hillary need to have done in order to overtake Obama as the worst President in history?
Jeremiah Jenkins
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Gavin Wood
Red pill me on michelle malkin. She worth a twitter follow?
Charles Gomez
DOBBS JUST CALLED DEMOCRATS A BUNCH OF BETA MALES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anthony Russell
Lol great!
This will just harm their income, meaning less money donated to democrats
Samuel Jenkins
We thought we were fighting Hillary, but we were actually fighting the Deep State the whole time.
This pic needs an update.
Kayden Cox
OH NO NO MORE BAD SEQUELS AND KIKE PROPAGANDA
Michael Smith
...
Jeremiah Flores
"Trump Quest 2: Governance"
Justin Howard
Honestly, it almost feels melancholy seeing Obongo go. I've been so used to hating him and discussing scandals.
I still remember Alex Jones' film about him and various activism.
I have never had a single president I've liked in my entire life. Bill Clinton, George Bush and Obama.
Julian Peterson
My thinking too. The point is to get Trump to change his position on Russia, Crimea sanctions, and most importantly, not knocking down the CIA sandcastles in Syria.
I would laff and laff if he actually Tweeted something that hilarious.
Colton Roberts
The left never had one.
Anthony Lewis
I know what you mean. I'm used to being a cynic, and my predictions on Obama only held true.
Julian Allen
...
Juan Morales
Check the previous thread. This entire "Russian blackmail" narrative rests on McMuffin and Rick Wifeson believing a BS story they were fed by an undercover Sup Forumsack. They're bluffing because they have LITERALLY NOTHING on Trump but are desperately hoping that they do
Jackson Phillips
So why is CNN saying Russia is blackmailing Trump? That's a pretty big claim to make especially when they admit its unverified. Do they not realize they'll lose all credibility when its proven fake?
Kayden Phillips
shut up such discminination is occuring
obviously you have a different understanding
Brandon Rivera
Save this, and counter with "fake news"
Ryan Davis
Fuck. I want taco bell now.
Wyatt Nelson
...
Nolan Jenkins
YOUR SOCKPUPPET ACCOUNT IS NOW MORE POWERFUL THAN WE'VE EVER REALIZED
LET US CATFISH MORE MORONS
Justin Perry
Please put a MAGA hat on this AWOO.
Joshua Allen
IT WAS YOU, RIGHT? I REMEMBER THAT IMAGE
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, user, THE CIA IS WRITING FANFICTION BASED ON YOUR SHITPOSTING
Jace Gray
>trying to persuade trump >not realizing that they were persuaded the whole time
Jason Lopez
real life memes too dank, I thought I had a high tolerance but nope not at all
Hudson Price
WENDYS NO
Joseph Smith
Obama in 2008 had a lot of good things to say. His campaign was about:
racial harmony end to foreign wars renegotiating NAFTA moving past the baby boomer drama
Zachary Gray
I ALREADY ASKED YOU ABOUT ANTITRUST BUT THIS IS THE THIRD ROUND SO I'LL ASK YOU AGAIN
Michael Flores
Transcript of Obamas farewell speech leaked:
if-if-if-if-if-if now holholholholholholup... if-if-if we let ourselves give into division... ... ... ...
if we let ourselves give into this... hokey doke... now I didn't vote for Trump. Most of you didn't. But he's the president now so we have to show him, we have to show him "respect". Now as I close out my presidency I would like to reflect back on my accomplishments and urge Mr. Trump to do so as well so he does not make some of the mistakes he is planning to... I created 600000000000 jobs in my first week while giving unlimited healthcare to every American and I won a noble piece prize.
That's my legacy and white people need to come to terms with their own racism so we can unite as a country. Black lives matter. No human is illegal. Obama out.
David White
God has a las fair attitude these days. He's the parent who's waiting for his NEET child(us) to grow up and get out of his basement. If you ask me that is.
Samuel Rogers
They probably know most ppl watching cnn are total sheep who will assume they are credible until they die
Liam Jenkins
Right? We're no longer the rebels in an empire of lies. We're the rulers now.
Feels weird.
Adam Diaz
uhhh, i guess Trump should probably say sorry to the CIA
Tyler Green
Kek, this is supposed to be an "intelligence report", yet it reads like high-school fanfiction.
Brandon Fisher
Doing Kek's holy work, user
Elijah Green
HAND OVER THE PISS, PUTIN
Leo Lopez
>Not Erin "Jugs" Bernett
Daniel Ortiz
lol I wish, only CNN up in this bitch where I live, or local+national+world mixed news="N1" (N1 channel is also affiliate channel of CNN, which means it's pro-western+pro-left, cool choices desu). But either way, as far as world news go, only live broadcast is CNN, and BBC ye forgot that for more Europe oriented happenings. There's also a few local/country channels with news, but they're really only focused on national+local news only, and rarely report on world happenings, or at least not often enough=no live broadcast at least. And ye there's also Russia Today, but you gotta use the 2nd remote to switch to more channels.
