President Trump General -Taking the Piss Edition

PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
58pic2017.org/
>Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Trump impromptu presser NYE @Mar-A-Lago 12/31/16
youtu.be/qaIMMMaWZwU
>Trump w/Don King @ Mar-A-Lago 12/28/16
youtu.be/OEMIxS44Xxk
>Trump @ Mar-A-Lago 12/21/16
youtu.be/xPM4HGn1fl4
>Trump Final 2016 Rally in Mobile AL 12/17/16
youtu.be/Riph4NCx_U0
>Trump/Pence Rally in Orlando FL 12/16/16
youtu.be/_WnhHVdDgdw
>Trump/Pence Rally in Hershey PA 12/15/16
youtu.be/Z_L2H9_IInE
>Trump/Pence Rally in West Allis, WI 12/13/16
youtu.be/UIgW0XlUs4M
>Trump @ Army vs Navy Game 12/10/16
youtu.be/NxlI6TePPcw
>Trump Rally in Grand Rapids MI 12/9/16
youtu.be/501Wg80oLUQ
>Trump Rally in Baton Rouge LA 12/9/16
youtu.be/liZBtm5wt7c
>Trump/Pence Rally in Des Moines IA 12/8/16
youtu.be/627wxijXGGM
>Trump Rally in Fayetteville, NC 12/6/16
youtu.be/IUreExyfw5o

FUN STUFF
>Kanye hangs with Trump 12/13/16
youtu.be/1dTQSON9dSk
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Just The Two Of Us
youtu.be/8kuqOWLg3Tc
>Election 2016
youtu.be/VDHUAGdhVOE

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguation of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>In the Hall of the Trumpen President
youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>The Lion
youtu.be/Lu4VUsaxs6E
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway

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twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580
youtu.be/6Ey7Xg1UDBs
documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I TOLD YOU
IT'S FUCKING OVER DRUMPFLETS
HE CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT NOW
IT'S ALL OVER
SAY IT WITH ME /PTG/:
M A D A M
P I S S D E N T

awoo

AWOO

>Everybody stop believing this shit.
No one believes it, user. We think it's funny as fuck.

>golden showers
>"crowds" of whores
>hentai
>Trump dressed as a little kid opening Christmas presents

This shit is fucking great.

Do you guys also have a couple LeakFrogs?

So I heard there is a tv show called "Madam Secretary".

Anyone watch it?

>The most obviously fake piss story
>Media reporting it as true

hook

line

and

sinker

THEY ALL BELIEVE IT HOLY SHIT

Golden Throne takes on a whole new meaning now, eh?

I'm not sure whether to laugh that the media is covering this shit, or cry that this is what American has come too.

Either way I'm afraid I'll end up bruising a rib, either from laughing or sobbing too hard.

Get your peepee memes before they become unaffordable

>well user, congratulations, you got your fanfic caught. so what's the next step of your master plan?

Now we just need proof it was faked. The CIA and Buzzfeed will be fucked.

The President-elect is not a urophile and DON'T YOU EVER SAY THAT AGAIN

Is this how the general of Trump prospers?

> #GoldenShowers is at 31.8k tweets
I think we're breaking it

do i watch lou dobbs' second hour or do i flip to orly and tucker?

Everyone in my fucking country is talking about this shit, seriously.
Even women are already saying "Well, it's just a fetish, what does it matter anyway, is that so bad?"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

DO YOU FUCKS UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'VE DONE?

YOU'VE BROKEN THE GOD DAMN WORLD AND IT'S ONLY 10 DAYS INTO CURRENT YEAR (+1)

Please give me evidence this was done by some user. I want this to be true. I need this

heres to hoping someanon wrote that buzzshill doc and shows himself soon

can someone please explain to me what is going on, and in particular, what evidence is there that Sup Forums orchestrated this leak?

We have reached a new era of shitposting.

I watch it because Tea Leoni is a milf.

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>Trump had his surrogates plant this story
>Is proven to be 100% bullshit
>nobody believes the equally bullshit russian hacking story as well

100D chess

>"Russia has incriminating intel on Trump"

GUYS

STOP IT. THIS ISN'T FUNNY.

twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580

twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580

twitter.com/BuzzFeedBen/status/818978955965464580

BUZZFEED ADMITS THAT IT'S ALL FAKE

so where's the Michael and Barack sex video?

fake news at its finest

We are Jews now.

Someone tell me what's going on

>Tfw you bait the entire world

That is honestly the best proof that it was us.

This fake story isnt gonna help.
Russia has leverage on Trump.
They control him now.
He's officially a russian agent.

Stop bringing attention to anime, soon they'll start a smear campaign, not just on pepe but our precious Chinese cartoons as well.

kthxbai

J A N U A R Y
S U R P R I S E

>Dobbs completely shitting on the Dems

Feels good.

>isreal
The leaks already proven false.

International politics will just become who is better at shitposting at this point

He's so proud of himself.

I NEED A PUTIN HEAD NOW!!

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Link to fanfic about trump?

Must've missed that /ptg/ thread

We memed poopoopeepee into real life and took Pepe back from the normies, turning him into a symbol of hate.
[r9k] UTTERLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

What did you guys do?

Kek likes his pee pee poo poo

Did is start before he won?

Are they BTFO now because they were planning a crazy finalle where she becomes president?

Dobbs second hour always.

Fuck O'Cuckly.

Tucker at 9 if King Nigger's speech doesn't bump him tonight.

Hannity at 10.

>17 intelligence agencies are highly confident of this
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS

It's over

Rick had our number

I just can't support him any longer

I'm going to stop masturbating to anime too I think

>“It’s so ridiculous on so many levels,” he said. “Clearly, the person who created this did so from their imagination or did so hoping that the liberal media would run with this fake story for whatever rationale they might have.”
>The documents have circulated for months and acquired a kind of legendary status among journalists, lawmakers, and intelligence officials who have seen them. Mother Jones writer David Corn referred to the documents in a late October column. Harry Reid spokesman Adam Jentleson tweeted Tuesday that the former Senate Democratic leader had seen the documents before writing a public letter to FBI Director James Comey about Trump’s ties to Russia. And CNN reported Tuesday that Arizona Republican John McCain gave a “full copy” of the memos to Comey on Dec. 9, but that the FBI already had copies of many of the memos.
>The document was prepared for political opponents of Trump by a person who is understood to be a former British intelligence agent. It is not just unconfirmed: It includes some clear errors. The report misspells the name of one company, “Alpha Group,” throughout. It is Alfa Group. The report says the settlement of Barvikha, outside Moscow, is “reserved for the residences of the top leadership and their close associates.” It is not reserved for anyone, and it is also populated by the very wealthy.

NO FUCKING WAY

To the user who started all this --

I

LOVE

YOU

Best happening on Sup Forums since election night. To think I thought the highlight of today would be Marine LePen up by 1% in the polls in France!

What, this wasn't good enough for you?

The source is MI6 agent.
Trump is finished.
Its a coup!!!!!!

youtu.be/6Ey7Xg1UDBs

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>17 intelligence agencies are highly confident of this
Oh man I am laffin

>Obama mention the pee story on his final speech tonight

They're gonna get sued kek

Guys. Guys.... Is this the Grand bait, the one foretold in prophecy?

>CNN runs story that Russia has attempted to compromise Trump, per the FBI
>Unrelated but similarly timed document going around claiming Trump paid for a "Golden Shower" in a Russian hotel, as well as watched anime porn with FSB-provided Russian whores
>people are actually believing it

ARCHIVE OF THE CIA PISS FANFICTION
documentcloud.org/documents/3259984-Trump-Intelligence-Allegations.html

So how long is it gonna take before normies realize this is complete bullshit ?

Oh shit! Look at this!!

DRUMPFKINS BTFO, HOW WILL YOU MASTURBATE TO ANIME NOW???

i didn't see this in the document

>all kidding aside
no. the kidding has just begun

>tfw you're probably going to die in 2017 from catastrophic side failure
It's been an honor, /ptg/. I have no regrets.

>Trying to back out now
THAT AINT GONNA STOP THE LIBEL CASE BOI
GET THAT ANUS READY

NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MAN

If this story is real, why the fuck would they not release it during the election

LOL Trump tards ALREADY defending their piss lord. You must be just as retarded as that potato he has for a son. Go take another tinkle faggot.

Rot in hell BuzzFeed.

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>ongoing 2018 world cup soccer tournament.
>ongoing.
>they think it's real.

you gotta do better than that, cmon at least change the filename.

I now understand that episode of South Park where Cartman saw something so funny, he completely lost the ability to laugh.

TOP KEK

Blumpf is going to get impeached for peeing on child prostitutes and forcing them to piss in his mouth. What the fuck. I'm a #HillDog now.

That's not part of the report, apparently?

Though I have no idea who wrote that so quickly in response.

I'm starting to think the user who started this is some kind of professional.

I think the show has been going on since October 2014, and they might have expected it to be Hillary's win.
Now that it's trump, it'll probably be a lot less climactic.

>at which point TRUMP would have his staff toss the dolls out of his balcony with precision. During this disposal, TRUMP is likely to have said "YOU'RE FIRED BARRY"
>17 intelligence agencies are highly confident of this.

It was James Bond, wasn't it.

praise kek

The so called central "intelligence" agency

>real reporters publish fake shit BEFORE verifying
Nice

TURN ON FOX 10 BENIS RIGHT NOW

INTEL COMMUNITY MEETING

STOP

FUCKING LOST MY SHIT

OH MY GOD

What does the Coast Guard and DEA have to do with this?

Which one? The one (((they))) selectively leaked?

>the comments section is tearing them a new one
wew

>we have no evidence but we published it anyway LOL

GETTING TIRED OF THIS SHIT

M A X I M U M
O V E R
S H I T P O S T I N G

Is there any evidence this is from the report and not just something random Sup Forums made?

It's obviously bullshit, but it's not from Sup Forums. It's from someone the dems hired

that's not evidence. that is a Sup Forumsack describing what has happened without providing any material evidence.

do we have posts of Sup Forumsacknowledge describing how to execute this shenanigan? they should be archived so that's one place where we can get evidence.