USA RISK

My first time doing this i pledge to go 4-5 hours, i hope.

>Name
>Color
>Location

Is it taboo for OP to play?

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Caliphate of America
Green
Washington

Caesar's legion
Red
Nevada

...

Caliphate of Texas
Gold
Texas

California
Cyan
>name related

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

(first) time playing

Columbia
Navy
DC

If you're a massive and autistic faggot, join here
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For risk and shit

60% man, I know that is hard to accept.

Fight Everyone
Any Color
SC

I'm an autist

Emperors Children
any color
New York

Chicago
Hackers
Purple

op is this happening or what

Hitler
North Dakota
Any

Op hurry with the mupdate

YEAR 1

im guessing he is setting it up, its his first time

Go west
Get into California

OP make sure to use regular fill/turn off anti aliasing

Fill in california

go east trying to take NH and vermont, go into maine if possible

Go South, fill my homeland.

fuck one off from trips

I'm a turbo autist
this is legit thank you op ur a cool dude

Fill Illinois

go southwest to blacksburg

>+4
From what?

FILL SC, spill GA.

I'll take orange and start in Florida as the Manatee Alliance

your mother

just realized region bonus only counts if you completly own it

>stating that you're a newfag
Stay pleb

fill nd

Poo in the loo
Brown

Middle america

>silver
Fill Alaska

If i can make a move fill whatever state im in

Year 2, sorry if i suck. any tips?

Go south in California

Sultanate of New Cordoba
Start in Florida
Any colour

Have a good memory.
Fill in fast
Memorize the roll values
Also you skipped me cunt.Fucking dick

Fill in California
Kill caeser

Fill Illinois

FUCKING REEEE
Start in Louisiana

3D PALI

Fill my state

Roll to fill north Florida

continue expansion westward into VA

i have no reference but looks good to me, OP

the beginning is hard, but it gets a lot easier as it goes on

fill the last 3 territories in vermont then fill newyork

You missed my roll. Be high energy. Use this roll to fill GA now that I have SC.

KEEP FILLING TEXAS MY FRIEND

3D PALIS, YOU BETTER COUNT EM

Fill SD spill Montana

>being this retarded

Year 3

Fill Illinois

Fill in Cali.
Attack caeser


NOTICE MY POST
NOTICE MY POST

Fill new york

finish MD, fill VA if any leftovers

Fill kansas

>tfw you're so mentally challenged you fill in a lake and leave a blank spot in the middle of your land mass
Fuck off

Kill Napoleon

>3
Get fucked

Fill GA

does ya boi get a [+1] for filling MD now or do i have to fill in DE as well

Keep filling Texas.
You probably didn't count my palindromes last roll, 989

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Banana thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The “epic” Banana guy, isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking banana. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Bananafag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “I REALLY REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE.” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

We will conquer you and enslave your women

>imblying other nations won't join in and rape your sorry ass
consider your empire done, you filthy salad

Your priestesses will be our spoils of war, profligate

>Hitlers Left Nut
>Grey
>Michigan

...

does n e 1 know this or am i just dum

wasn't super clear tbqh family

You're retarded
You have to fill in Maryland and Delaware for bonus

>The United Slavic Republic Expeditionary Force
>Maroon
>Maine

i also can't into burger geography and forgot where delaware is, which makes sense

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... *unsheathes my twin katanas* Well, let's see how tough you really are! *jumps into the air* TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS *spins around and slashes your face open* Not so tough now, huh????? *grabs you and throws you up* It's time to finish this little charade *holds my katanas above my head* YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords* Heh.... easy.....

>lives in America
>calls it burger geography
Subhuman nigger spic detected

>You are the Baltimore of South America.

But it's on the map tho

what am i even reading

is gm kill?

it's his first time as GM and has been fairly erratic desu senpai

Maybe.
I GM'd once and I took fucking forever.
I would give him more time tho.

While OP is updating, how was everyone's day?

pretty good

Real question what's everyone's thoughts on pissgate?

it's been almost a half hour, this is a bit much, m9

was hoping to unwind and play a risk game but might just hit the sack rn

Hey, that's pretty good.
I mean, it's almost a meme at this point.
If OP doesn't at least update us then yeah, I feel you. (Just make sure you announce it so I can steal yo stuff)

>Holy Empire
>teal
>Sonora

Howdy

welcome to a dead risk game

Pretty much

Yup, I'm just reading that
Sup Hilter (Hitler?)

Any hope for a new risk?
Also bamp idk y

btw I just started playing Sup Forums risk


are there any other boards that this games pop up on frequently?

I'm the shittiest host.
BUT
I'll see if I can do a small risk thread.

please do senpai

am on vacation and cant edit images

Well, I'm somewhat new to risk.
I can tell you there can be risk games on /tg/
but I don't really know after that.

I'd be appreciative if you could continue the game
don't want to stay up much l8r but that'd be dope

i've never gm'd before and could be convinced to try for a bit if needed

Do you want me to restart the game or continue from where we left off?

I think continueing the game from year 3 would be fine

just make people re roll this round

We're continuing
I'll do it if need be
Reply here to reroll if you are still in, I'm not going to go back and find everyone if they're not still here