my sides have left the universe
PISSGATE
Adam Turner
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Brandon Miller
Glorious day to be present, for sure.
Goodnight dear Buzzfeed, sorry to see you idiots go.
Justin Evans
Check'd
>besides having a piss fetish gives Trump a "Sexually Liberated" trait and +2 popularity.
Besides the rugmunching cocksucking perverted left really can't blame someone who's got a fetish on gold to like his showers - golden.
But it is a kind of hypocrisy that fits right into their profile.
Wyatt Roberts
Liberals: +2 to "sexually liberated trait"
Conservatives: +10 to not trusting the media
Alt-right: -100 armor to my sides
Kevin Bell
What the fuck are you all talking about
Jose Sanchez
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Anthony Sanchez
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Jaxson Price
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Ayden Torres
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Gabriel Clark
Carter Smith
Never gonna give you up.... Never gonna let you down......
Henry Ramirez
The game.
James Smith
Wow
Wtf I love Sup Forums now
Henry Bell
Enlighten me, why is Sup Forums celebrating this?
This is the stupidest thing I've seen. The normies won't realize or care that it's fake. Buzzfeed will say oh sorry lolz in a barely shared article and get on with their shit. Meanwhile the damage to his reputation will go on.
John Allen
Fuck it Ima bump the piss outta this thread
Anthony Rogers
#pissoffmedia
Gavin Adams
HAHAHAHA
PEETUS
URINE TROUBLE NOW
DRUMPF SEEMS PISSED OFF
WILL HIS PRESS CONFERENCE BE STREAMED TOMORROW
PEEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Michael Thompson
nsfw!
Henry Martinez
We're hyped because Trump is nuclear fucking mad about this and has a press conference scheduled tomorrow, and this also implicates the (((CIA))) in falling for our shitposts. There's a very real chance this could lead to the outright destruction of the entire legacy media and one of the globalists' strongest assets within the US government.
Jackson Hughes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Austin Gomez
>mfw reality has jumped the shark
Jonathan Roberts
>Pissgate
Top fucking kek m8
Oliver Cox
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Nolan Jackson
I saw Donald Trump at a grocery store in Manhattan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Gavin Howard
Literally and figuratively pissed Trump is best Trump
Ayden Wilson
Where is the actual proof?
Liam Perry
what is this, and why not just give us the files?
Gabriel Lee
Oh god please
Isaiah Bennett
what is this m8
Adam Foster
Holy shit i saw msnbc do a breaking news bit on "personally embarassing information" earlier today. Holy fucking fuck
Nathaniel Barnes
I... I can't... I just can't deal with it anymore bros.
This is actually real.
Landon Cruz
nu uh
Christopher Morales
>MSM constantly bitching about "fake news"
>They turn around and publish actual fake news after prematurely creaming their pants thinking pissgate was real
2017 is going to be a good year.
Josiah Smith
inb4 they blame the Russians for planting false news
Carter King
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Connor Lee
Praise KEK!
Luis Hughes
>Trump is nuclear fucking mad about this
He's proposed overhauling the CIA, and FIRE a lot of dead politicized weight and this will give him the authority to do it
>Donald Trump Plans Revamp of Top U.S. Spy Agency
>President-elect works on restructuring Office of the Director of National Intelligence, tweets again his doubts that Russia hacked Democrats
wsj.com
>“The view from the Trump team is the intelligence world has become completely politicized,” said the individual, who is close to the Trump transition. “They all need to be slimmed down. The focus will be on restructuring the agencies and how they interact.”
>“They are furious about it,” said one former senior intelligence official, adding that a retinue of senior officials who thought they would be staying on in a Hillary Clinton administration now are re-evaluating their plans following Mr. Trump’s election.
My respect for this man has grown exponentially.
Cooper Bell
>German heritage
>Has a piss fetish
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Joshua James
Can someone please tell me which page "HENTAI" was on?
Henry Perry
You actually can, kek
Connor Long
Kek
Juan Scott
LULZ
Parker Howard
>Says the Hungarian with the shit fetish
OH THE IRONY
Jeremiah Sanchez
Parker Myers
Have we become the Jew?
Caleb Howard
MUH DEGENERACIES
John Flores
TRICKY
Julian Evans
bozgors love to search for dry mule shit then microwave it back to life
Landon Thompson
AYYYY AYY AY
Josiah Jenkins
fucking glorious
it's always funny when newfags don't realize we are actually an agent of chaos
Isaac Williams
"Excuse me, Mr. Trump, who is that blonde man that's been following you?"
"Oh, that's my servant, Gilgamesh."
"Gilgamesh? You mean, like the epic of Gilgamesh?"
"Precisely. Now, I summoned the King of Heroes here so I can participate in the upcoming Holy Grail War."
"Holy... grail war?"
"You see, every once in a while, these, I don't know, mages come together and fight for a cup that can grant any wish, right?"
"Sir, does that make you a mage?"
"Of course I am. And I'm gonna win that Grail and do what I need to. I'm gonna wish all of the Mexicans back over the border."
"But, couldn't you do something better, like get rid of the threat of terrorism, or curing cancer, or helping homeless veterans?"
"You don't seem to understand. Mexicans are the terrorists, and they're the ones causing these veterans to become homeless. They bring cancer into our country and sell marijuana, saying that it's 'medicinal.' Me and Gil are gonna make America great again and put a stop to the menace."
"Who... who else is part of this?"
"Nobody you need to worry about. All I'm concerned about is that damn Sanders clown and his Saber class servant."
Jace Phillips
finally my long hidden piss fetish wont be chastised
Jack Green
>not posting the pol version
youtube.com
Brandon Johnson
Praise him!
Michael Cook
none
not saying the leak is legit, it most likely is not.
but the "japanimation" shit isn't on the report.
Lucas Brown
dammit
Mason Smith
GUYS, what if donald is actually the one who pushed the fake story so that now he can claim that the intelligence community is full of it and there was no interference by russians in the election? 19485d chess
Kayden Wright
KEK
Ryan Ward
>Liberals tell people not to shame others based on what goes on behind closed doors
>Conservatives try to back off
>Liberals tell people that nudity isn't degenerate
>Conservatives reconsider things
>Liberals tell Conservatives to stop being so racist
>Conservatives think harder before talking
>Liberals have literally nothing left to complain about so they shift stances suddenly and become the Neo-Cons
>Liberals are now staging fake hate crimes to further their agendas because Conservatives are too tolerant now
>Liberals outraged that Trump family kisses their children, has sexual preferences, and poses nude
>Liberals constantly trying to censor video games for objectifying women
>Proceed to objectify themselves as rape objects in protest against rapes
>Not even rapes happen, so they stage false rapes too
I'm just not even surprised anymore.
Parker Nguyen
ITS JOHN MILLER ALL OVER AGAIN
Adrian Kelly
THIS.
This new #fakenews story is going to let Trump do a LOT of swamp draining. Good times.
Connor Bailey
So did he just never tell them and they ran with it?
Hunter Campbell
TOP REKT KEK
It's all falling apart for them now. Things began sailing south 2 years ago and it's been a comfy waterslide all the way down in the white only swimming pool. Ever since the election lefties have been losing their shit, the msm has been losing it's shit, jews have been losing their shit, fucking niggers and mexicans have been losing their shit, muslims have been literally explodey.
And now they are on their final crutches as the shitlord shivs of truth ransack their weak bodies and expose them for the saddened frauds they are. They are a corpses final twitches as it dies off.
Victory is upon is Sup Forumswacks, FIGHT!
Jason Moore
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Isaac Perez
This is just a bunch of yellow journalism
Adrian Wright
based user i ranted similarly not 43 minutes ago this day
Juan Jenkins
Can we make the next one trannygate, please? Like Trump loves to participate in orgies full of trannies?
Andrew Cook
>all these ass blasted liberals
Worth it
Wyatt Reyes
Jesus fucking christ what timeline is this
Ian Watson
Can we have a version not for ants?
>wikileaks confirming it's false
TOP
FUCKING
KEK
Carter Wood
Just remember guys we have to keep paying attention to the way the media acts after the inauguration one of two things will happen
They keep throwing slander and propaganda at trump the entire presidency or
They do a one eighty and become complacent or even begin praising him on his more moderate decisions
If the latter happens we know for a FACT trumps been compromised but if the former keeps happening well know he believes in his convictions at least to some degree
Daniel Thomas
kek
Adrian Perez
These digits
Ethan Williams
LET'S PISS LIKE IT'S FOURTEEN EIGHTY EIGHT
Bentley Young
>media during its glory days
Serious investigations into serious allegations of government/corporate corruption. Nothing was reported until there was hard evidence to back it up.
>media now
DUDE WE CAN'T VERIFY THIS BUT PUBLISH IT ANYWAY LMAO
Jaxson Baker
>he actually thinks this
Ian Carter
That is almost seamless
Aiden King
stop it user I can only take so much winning
hhhhhnnnnnnggggg
Grayson Gomez
>1.07 GB
fuck that I don't care if taylor swift doing the nazi salute while pissing on him, im not waiting for that to download.
Juan Campbell
PISS IN LOO
Leo Hill
Replace every MSM mention of "Russia"with "Sup Forums" and it all makes sense
Anthony Reyes
more like piss on blyat
Juan King
>Trump allegedly paid escorts to watch them piss
>I, too, have allegedly paid escorts to watch them piss (ALLEGEDLY, RCMP no bully)
>tfw I have the same fetish as the God Emperor
Logan Perry
>I, too, have allegedly paid escorts to watch them piss
Landsman, we speak the same language!
Aaron Murphy
BEST TIMELINE JA
FIRE ZE MEME GUN FRITZ!