THIS WAS NOT THE PLAN

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$1 million dollars??? We need to investigate Penthouse for trying to single handedly turn Russia's economy around!

> 1 million
> For blackmail material against a billionaire president elect of US
They really underpriced it, didn't they?

wait, they realized none of it's real, right?

What a time to be alive!

MEDIA PLAY

Yeah, it's just a cunt publicity stunt. Like James Randi's challenge or Bill Gates giving millions to the person who makes a perfect bracket during march madness. It can't happen

>w-we totally trolled them guise, planted a fake story. Guys?!

>Penthouse

Yeah this shit is fake and no one knows what's going on

>people still buy the magazine jew

fuking kek

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>Bill Gates giving millions to the person who makes a perfect bracket during march madness.
Go on? What is this?

Good one, fudgemitt

delet

>550066

NOICE

Penthouse is degenerate.
They are legit into piss porn.

Good luck, $1 million dollars won't even pay for your court fees.

Lol, Sup Forums; have you gotten too powerful?

are you fucking kidding me? investigative journalists fell for this?

>For you.

>We are offering up to $1-million
>up to

Why is this always the phrasing used in this kind of offer? If I were to give you the fucking tapes I better goddamn get $1 million, not anything "up to" it.

BANTZ
ANTZB
NTZBA
TZBAN
ZBANT

no, that pic is fake. as are most of the ones posted here.

March Madness is the NCAA basketball tournament. 68 teams play. A perfect bracket is getting all the winners and losers correct. Every year there is one game that kills like 90% of all brackets.

Better throw in your free publicity while you can.

>17 intelligence agencies
I can't even tell what's real and what's fake at this point but I know damn well either an user or a centipede wrote that

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>posting your shadow-encrypted HWID folder ID
you shouldn't have done this

Someone needs to get a realistic looking Trump mask and recreate the scenarios in the documents, especially the one where he watches Japanimation (anime) in his pajamas.

Odds range from 1 in 128 billion to 1 in 9.6 quintillion.

I'm sure it'll happen this year too. It wasn't Gates, it was actually Warren Buffet.

espn.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/14868354/warren-buffett-offers-1-million-year-life-employee-goes-perfect-sweet-16

I think there are some other companies doing offers like this, just because it's such a safe bet and gets you tons of publicity. The odds are amazingly low of any of the millions of people getting a perfect bracket.

I WANT FRESH LEFTY TEARS!!!

>you evil nazis need to stop you've gone too far
You sound like a bitch

The odds of you getting a correct March Madness bracket are like getting struck by lightning 4 times. If I remember correctly a kid did actually do it years back and won ESPN's million dollar prize.

>that TRUMP arrange

8/10 though, made me laugh

>Publish an unsolicited video of someones bedroom activities
Isn't this exactly how Gawker died?
Penthouse didn't think this one through.

>tapes
>which do not exist

Found the tape

youtube.com/watch?v=sJI-UeF6HDc

Warren Buffett through (((Quicken Loans))) offered 1bn to whoever could pick a perfect bracket a couple years ago
what he got was tens of millions of people's personal info for free

1 Million Dollars!

I has that video but can only sell it for 650 million, if you are willing to accept video I send you my account number to send funds otherwise to highest bidder

Time to take down the masturbating Jew once and for all. SHUT DOWN BUZZFEED, CNN, AND PENTHOUSE!

Absolute madman

The ride never ends!

No
But it happend anyway

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok this had to have been written by someone from Sup Forums

>YOU'RE FIRED BARRY

apex keked so hard it threw me into a coughing fit

>even Trumped-up Trickle Down was memed into reality

burger with the bantz

This

>17 Intelligence agencies
This meme sux

here you go! 1 million please, now!

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