Hey there Sup Forums

[Jordan Morgan]

Hey there Sup Forums,

I'm a reporter for The Young Turks (or roaches as I've seen you all so kindly refer to us as). I've heard a recent story may have originated on this site about the PEOTUS going to Russia and engaging in perverted sexual acts, as well as being blackmailed by Putin.

I would like a few comments from the community here to be used in an upcoming article.

Thanks,

-Ben

[James Wright]

Well no fpbp!!!

[Brody Hernandez]

srsly what the fuck is with all these nigger reporter posts?

are they real?

[Leo Myers]

put me in the article

[Xavier Garcia]

We're just trying to verify the story because as of yet there have still been no reliable sources able to confirm the legitimacy of this report.

-Ben

[Elijah Ward]

GET OFF THE BOARD YOU JEW FUCK

[Michael Long]

digits confirm its real goys. Nows you're chances. Everyone pull out your anti-Turk weaponry

[Carter Lopez]

yo ben wuzup nigga, probably fake but anyway who know's I'm just up for the chaos

[Brody Perry]

How does it feel getting BTFO by a water filter salesman?

[Adam Barnes]

hollywoodreporter.com/news/how-michael-bays-rock-was-908984

If the CIA says its real, it must be real.