Hey there Sup Forums,
I'm a reporter for The Young Turks (or roaches as I've seen you all so kindly refer to us as). I've heard a recent story may have originated on this site about the PEOTUS going to Russia and engaging in perverted sexual acts, as well as being blackmailed by Putin.
I would like a few comments from the community here to be used in an upcoming article.
Thanks,
-Ben
Well no fpbp!!!
srsly what the fuck is with all these nigger reporter posts?
are they real?
put me in the article
We're just trying to verify the story because as of yet there have still been no reliable sources able to confirm the legitimacy of this report.
-Ben
GET OFF THE BOARD YOU JEW FUCK
digits confirm its real goys. Nows you're chances. Everyone pull out your anti-Turk weaponry
yo ben wuzup nigga, probably fake but anyway who know's I'm just up for the chaos
How does it feel getting BTFO by a water filter salesman?
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If the CIA says its real, it must be real.
Fuck off
Go genocide some more Armenians
Put me in the screen cap
not buying it
go away
YOU PUSSIES FUCK OFF AND COME BACK WHEN YOU APOLOGIZE FOR HUMBLE WATER FILTER SALESMAN ALEX JONES FOR THE DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR OF NOTABLE ARMENIAN GENOCIDE DENIER CENK UYGAY
#NOJUSTICENOPEACE
why you spit on Alex, Jimbo?
what this board needs right now is another stupid forced meme
no doubt about it.
What ever it takes to end them
Op you still can save your ass, either quit that horrendous job at that fake news shit or kill yourself.
Die with dignity.
THE ONLY PLACE YOU BELONG!!!
Why did you hire a person who is literally a white guy pretending to be black? Seriously have you ever been in the same room as him? Do you ever think to yourself (Jesus this is the whitest black man I've ever seen). I know you're probably baiting but how do people who work at/for tyt not look at this and at least have a nice head scratch about this?
Dear Young Roach,
Neck yourself, and please, do it to your fellow roaches as well before doing yourself in. Thank you.
Debate Stefan Molyneux
The Young Turds.
Go away, genocide. You would only find attention whores and trolls here anyway.
- Comrade Gogolski
Its all bullshit with perhaps the exception of the CIA informing Trump about some allegations regarding ties to Russia.
>tfw Ana will never sit on your face and twist your nipples while calling you garbage
Nope it's real everyone who says otherwise grabs girls by the pussy
Sup Forums routinely fucks with Rick Wilson and feeds him misinformation that he readily jumps at like an impulsive ADHD kid off his meds.
It's a running meme that he is our bitch puppet. Check the archives.
everyone responding to these posts in a serious fashion is retarded
unless you're like sarcastically failing to pick up on sarcasm. but wait! maybe I'm sarcastically failing to pick up on your failure to pick up on sarcasm!
i eat my pee pee when i get the stiffy
PUT ME IN THE ARTICLE!
keyword; roach
Kek
ROACH!!
Never even heard about your shitty newspaper and i already hate you, kill yourselves
youtube.com
What Cenk says is correct though.
Fuck Off Ben! Go back to sucking off CENK!
Dear Ben,
You don't put your name on a Sup Forums post ever in any fashion, and especially not in a board as militant as Sup Forums.
In an answer to your question,
It is obviously plausible. I wouldn't doubt it. People aren't going to embrace it on the right, and it will only be added to the deck of things everyone has to say on the left. It does not change anything. If Putin has anything, he is going to hold onto it and twist Trump's arm on whatever he wants. I am not even sure it matters at this point. The torch is just passing from Brussels to Moscow as far as where the eminence grise is located.
Hello there Ben! I was wondering if you'd like to talk about the Armenian genocide? Did it happen? What do you think about it?
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the allegations are unfounded as unfounded as Rick Wilson assertions.
Corporate media put its foot in some shit.
it only shows up on Sup Forums now but
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
really fits the whole site.
In case you hadnt noticed, NO ONE ON THIS WEBSITE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY, YOU GOT KEKED BY A HUMBLE WATER FILTER METCHANT YOU ROACH FUCKS
We did 911
>TYT got Turkey into WWI
> Caused the Armenian Genocide
> Fast Forward a century
> TYT Have Armenian on show who doesn't see the irony.
> Race traitor
> Like having Jew on show called the Arayan Youth League
>TYT is now led by a fat, man buffalo and his anorexic GF (or whatever the fuck she is at this point) who is one of the nastiest people I've ever seen.
>Bitch is "Better than everyone" when she isn't even good enough to get real man, and not a tan version of Newman from Seinfeld
> Also the whitest black man ever as a correspondent who is just another liberal shill who they fawn as the guy who will legitimize what they've been doing.
The day that fat fuck Chenk dies, Party time on Sup Forums and at Sargon's house
Can we have a pic of Cenk on the ground jacking off while Ana makes him sniff her toes?
I used to live in Russia. Good porn is hard to come by on Russian internet, so I watched through the windows of brothels. Anyway, one day, back in 2014 I witnessed a man who looked remarkably like Donald Trump in a room full of hookers. At the time I didn't really care too much either way, I thought he probably wasn't Trump, and if he was, would it really shock anyone? He's a billionaire, I thought we all accepted they did crazy shit. So Trump and these ladies all set up these black mannequins, putting on fancy clothes and gluing noses and big ears on. Trump and the women slapped the mannequins around a bit before knocking them to the floor. Trump removes his pants and the whores follow suit. Then they pissed on them through their underwear. After that they sat and talked a bit. I had finished jacking off so I went home around then.
post proof it's u or get the fuck out
Hey young turks.
Just letting know /pol;/ has been trying to influence this election by using an army of bots to spread propaganda and fake stories against clinton in twitter and facebook. it was an organized effort.
I have been monitoring this place for a while. it's full with neo nazis and white supremacists
fuck you turk scum
Shouldn't you be in bed? You're like, 49 years old.
Cenk abi napıyorsun?
Now this is what I call shit posting
> it's full with neo nazis and white supremacists
And subversive Jews, don't forget us!
Trust him. He's a Jew.
bro on the DL you didn't hear this from me but everything that you're about to vlog about is 100% true just publish that shit
Post facial pic with timestamp for confirmation or you're getting nothing out of us
you mean the old turds?
confirmed real news, 'roach -- learn to do your research
SHOW US YOUR TITS ANA!
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>Sup Forums can you do our homework for us
>unironically asking this
What tits? Bitch is more flat than Kansas
Hi Ben,
I'm hacker AOL. I use Winux.
It's true. Many folks here want to deny it but it's been a bit of an open secret among the alt-right posters here, of which I am glad to say I am not but have been following for many months
they really don't want to admit it though, they thought it was all swept under the rug with the election
Forgot got my professional photo ID.
nothing personal, kid.
>roaches get dub
Our lord Kek has blessed us with control of the white house.
I thought TYT was canceled...?
I dont hate Jews or blacks, and I actually believe in Christianity not just use it as a "Deus Volt" meme, so maybe I'm not Sup Forums's best spokesperson, but to recap:
Wilson the Cuck said some bullshit.
We made a bunch of bullshit fanfiction (aka faggotry written down) and sent to him to fuck with him because we hate our jobs (I work at Micky-ds I hate my job) we don't get laid, and half of us (myself included) are Christian zealots who want a literal Crusade against the pagans Muslims and atheist faggots (neckbeards), while the other half are a bunch of National Socialists (but not neo-nazis neofags are cucks) who want a genocide. Like the Arminean Geonocide (does Cenk the buffalo really deny it?) and also half of us are college students with shit jobs (me) and the other half are NEET faggots (not relevant but I'm assuming your ben and not a troll even tho youre a troll).
Sorry for the misspellings. I cannot be bothered to click my mouse and correct.
Also, if you're really ben (which you're not you fucking cuck timestamp or this is bait), I just want to say youre one of the old Young Cucks I have some respect for. Hats off.
Fuck Cuck Idorolda, Anna Cucksparian, and Cuck Uyger. Jimmy Dore is cancer.
Also, say hi to Dave Rubin for me, eh? I actually almost like that guy.
i have a question for you, ben
W H E R E A R E T H E A R M E N I A N S
I'll only answer your questions if you do a collab with Alex Jones and call him daddy each time you need to mention his name
Oh, my bad, didnt see this. TYT trying to confirm a story or get facts right. Bullshit. This thread it bait.
Also,
>Troll pretending to be Ben Mangowith
>Check those fucking digits.
Did you expect this to be anything else than a troll my dude?
Its pretty obvious b8
Can you tell Ana that I'm better than her?
Yeah, but its fun to indulge.
Ben,
My gist of things which I could be 60% wrong is that, Sup Forums and the_donald back at reddit have an umbilical cord. To reduce the damage of this story posting a quick sinopsis of what had occurred giving credit /pol for the "creation" of they story. That's my take.
But I'm not a reliable source, because I'm an imposter.
Completely agree, still waiting for a timestamp picture from that cuck doe.
>B?
Motherfucker, we ARE the new b. B is shit now. Just camwhores and NEET fags. No caturday, no original content, no me.
hahahaha get trolled faggots
Bitch troll posted then fucked off to reddit where baiters belong.
Also,
>Be You
>Denmark
Thank You for not being as shit as Sweden.
get out
Dude fuck sweden its cucked to oblivion, and denmark is getting closer to the impending doom, please send help
The Turks are the reason for this whole ordeal in the first place.
Pissgate is a meme.
Gas the Jews, RaceWAR now
Did someone say
>GAS THE JEWS?
Sorry bro. We help in order of need:
Britain (done) US (done) then France, Germany (Germany needs held more than any) then Italy, Norway, Ireland (we MUST save the redheads. I love white ginger women). THEN Denmark, Spain, Greece. Then we reinforce Poland and Hungary. If he have any energy left we help (((Israel))). No help for Sweden. We need at least one cucked country to warn the others after this spell of madness passes.
Tell that water buffalo to go kill him self cuz no one likes him. And for that boney plastic tit bimbo.... were better than you.
Here's a quote. Neck yourself you fuck.
>Its a Talcolm X thread
I understand, we are already doing good as of now, 2017 already looks bright brethren
go away
WHERE ARE THE MISSING ARMENIANS, CENK??? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THEM??
Good to hear it. First but Pepe le pen must kill fallion wojack. Stay strong danefag We burgers are rooting for you.
>The Young Turks
Great another dune coon reporter, just what the world needs.
Hey, remember when you guys tried to pretend you invented Pizzagate by claiming you made up the Maddie Mcann connection and then got caught red-handed in your flaming lie bc an Ausie tried to claim the exact same thing a day earlier?
Don't make us Buzzfeed you.
The name The young turks sound bad. Why use it? It grinds my gears. Will you change it to the old turks in 20 years?
>Russia
Stopped reading there.
How does it feel to live in a country that's population is majority anti globalist but be renounced as a Jew every time you come on here
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