More Russian leaks from anonymous sources . Trump is fucked

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>Trump is fucked

More like Trump is fucking your mom

FUCK OFF DRUMPFSHIT

>Trump went to the grocery store
Garbage
I have my groceries delivered and I'm a bartender

niceme.me

Kek

>page went to Russia

>anonymous source

LOL, TRUMP IS REALLY FUCKED AFTER THIS ONE! HE'LL BE IMPEACHED!

>Me and I is replaced with Operative

Reminds me of the time I met Ryan Gosling.

so is this the first great meme of 2017?

DRUMPH IS FINISHED

>anonymous source
>Sup Forums

Pick two

faGG

DUDE DELETE THIS DON'T YOU KNOW THE MSM AND CIA ARE HERE RIGHT NOW?????????

I didn't even know leaves could be this thick

Oh this is horrible. This will totally be the end of him.

>When Operative came to pay for my stuff

I'm really scared guys, this could be the end of Trump.

Oh shit I think this time it's really over. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Blumpf btfo

Lmaoo

Too...many...keks...

DRUMPF BTFO!!

I could have used this.

That is a stale pasta with a few changes.

CTR is still here, I see.

>Not knowing this pasta.

Kys fatty

DRUMPF BTFO

DRUMPFKINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER

That's what she said.

Someone post this on reddit.

They will believe anything right now.

That suuuuure sounds like Trump :D

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haha now how will Donald reach 1237 delegates

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Already did

I've seen it already but it was not Trump but Grant Gustin from The Flash and it was not Moscow but Vancouver
stale pasta you fuck

>Russian
>anonymous sources

FAKE NEWS

Infetterence always gets me fucking keking

Get fucked Polack. It's funny

This is trash, obvious lies.

It is not funny at all, go back to Sup Forums you subversive fuck

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Top kek m8

fake. Trump pays a Mexican to buy his vodka for him.

Revelations
>Trump actually drinks, despite all accounts that he doesn't touch alcohol, in part due to his brother's death of alcoholism
>Trump shops for his own groceries in Russia
>Trump is a shoplifter
>Trump believes aliens track him via "electrical interference"
>Trump winks

Guys, it's written in courier; so you know it's true.

Wait. I've seen this pasta before. What's this from

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I saw the ryan gosling version

Please don't tell me ops pic is from the ciA dossier

Interference.
This is old copy pasta

Infetterence
Fuck you autocorrect

>Ryan Gosling
>Shittalking Jacket
It's like somebody wants to be brutally murdered by shy and caring guy

I saw Hillary Clinton a grocery store in Washington DC yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Hillary trying to walk out the doors with like 20 Electoral Votes in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to tally those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the votes and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any foreign electorial infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each vote and put them in a bag and started to say the result, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

top fucking kek

/r/eddit fags and his mom eternally btfo

inb4 this is front page news on CNN.

it all reads like a fanfic written by some nasty ass 19yo liberal arts major.

O I AM LAFFIN

SOURCE HE SAY THIS NOT WORD OR HE BELIEVE

Delete this, user. Leslie Jones will be mad.

>bought fifteen bottles of vodka without paying for it

There is where I lost really hard.

>Trump kept interrupting her by yawning loudly

Cross-Dimensional Intergalactic Underwater Chinese Tic-Tac-Toe