Brit/pol/ - Corbyn Death Spiral edition

>Corbyn refuses to back down over total dedication to open borders
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jeremy-corbyn-refuses-back-clampdown-9586477

>IRA gangster Martin McGuinness resigns, Sinn Fein on course to batter the DUP
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38561507

>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Tories promise to tackle 'stigma' of mental health but refuse to give additional funding
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-mental-health-stigma-funding-government-nhs-a7516461.html

>UKIP to lose huge amount of funding as Italian 5-Star Movement divorces itself from EU Parliament grouping
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-italy-m5s-ukip-idUKKBN14S0HG?il=0

>SHUT IT DOWN - Israeli Embassy official makes vow to ‘take down’ Foreign Office deputy because of his anti-Israel views in shocking leaked video; Labour calls for national inquiry into Israeli influence of political parties as a matter of national security
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4098082/Astonishing-undercover-video-captures-diplomat-conspiring-rival-MP-s-aide-smear-Deputy-Foreign-Secretary.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/israeli-embassy-alan-duncan-palestine-spying-subversion-labour-a7515956.html

>Pro-EU Tory ambassador accused of leaking Brexit plans to the EU before quitting
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/04/sir-ivan-rogers-could-no-longer-trusted-iain-duncan-smith-says/

>Britain will be Europe's most populated country by 2050 because of mass immigration
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4085590/Population-Britain-set-overtake-France-13-years-Impact-high-immigration-make-UK-populous-European-country-2050.html

Other urls found in this thread:

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google.co.uk/trends/explore?date=now 7-d&q=Sup
youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA
strawpoll.me/12081490
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2009/05/mrs-t-defeated-the-miners-and-then-replaced-them-with-homophobia-outreach-workers.html
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/minimum-wage-enforcement-prosecutions-reasons-for-not-paying-a7519606.html
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Fuck the taigs.

Imperial Leather


(Imagine I attached a picture of Imperial Leather)

On the shitter?

youtube.com/watch?v=g7Qk5XgD6dE

What is /po/ in such an uproar about today?

Haters can't hurt me

...

youtube.com/watch?v=7gTjXLviB54

Irish nationalism is just sad

Unironically "Brits out, Pakis in!"

THe temptation to make an origami joke is there

CNN and Buzzfeed picked up a fake story made up by Sup Forums about Russians having video footage of Donald Trump being pissed on by prostitutes and ran it as a legitimate story, several people in the media etc are openly calling out Sup Forums and normies are flooding in, a-fucking-GAIN

The name square 300gsm sheets have been incorrectly labelled

Support Brexit. Is anti zionist. Doesnt piss on hookers or fuck pigs

>THe temptation to make an origami joke is there
fuck

Waheyyy

>CNN and Buzzfeed picked up a fake story made up by Sup Forums about Russians having video footage of Donald Trump being pissed on by prostitutes and ran it as a legitimate story

Top lel.

Genuinely hope Buzzfeed goes out of business, if the adys comes where Buzzfeed becomes a legitimate news source I will actually an hero

youtube.com/watch?v=X0NHHiQNKBQ

google.co.uk/trends/explore?date=now 7-d&q=Sup Forums

>and normies are flooding in, a-fucking-GAIN

I remember when people still tried enforce rule 1 & 2
Sup Forums was 'muh sekrit club' for a good reason

BRITAIN STOP!

When is Farron next on LBC?

rules one and two only applied to raids, newfag
youtube.com/watch?v=G5ZW75rsYNA

>Kim Kardashian, Mia Khalifa, Lisa Ann

The absolute STATE of porn plebs

>unverified and potentially unverifiable

Why does this piss me off so much

>Where do you think all the fucking immigrants came from originally lad, get a grip, you even concede that foreigners are a huge strain on it further down your post
The conservatives did nothing about immigration. They pretended to tackle it while the rates of people coming in increased. I find that worse, at least labour was honest about what they were doing rather than pretending to be against it while letting it get worse and worse.

Anyone tried 23andMe?

>Top Gaining Searches
>Cuckold 94%

>maori

...

Dear yktd
I won't take up too much of you time
I know you're trying to get your video game-grind on
And that's fine
Just gimme a second to empty my face
Before I hit the road again to go and win this paper chase
I've been watching you man
I'm proud of you man
You're growing up to be the best man that you possibly can
I know you understand
Why I go out of town
I also know my days are colder when you're not around
Sometimes I wonder what it's like to be adapted to the fact
That daddy never lived inside the same shack
And sometimes I get this pain in my stomach's pit
It's what I get
I'm convinced it's my punishment
For those nights I got drunk and let go at some thread on a board with some people I don't know
For all the times that the memes you repeat
Reminded me of the days before the dagonflies escaped


I can't teach much when it comes to women
I drive safe and slow but don't know nothing about the engine
You're doing good little man thats all I really meant
I love you
You're my best friend, thanks for listening

I reckon these stats are rubbish

For example the "Popular in (country)" thing on Pornhub always shows cuckold porn no matter the country

...

you too

Redpill me on Harley Quinn

Churchill was a fatarse. HEIL Hitler!

Arkham Asylum Harley was the fucking best, that Suicide Squad edgelord version was shit. Although Margot Robbie is fit

Somebody redpill me on Bane.

Why does he wear the mask?

TICK TOCK BREXITARDS

Off yourself.

FUCK BREXIT

Just look at the consequences of your vote

The first causality of #BrexitBritain

Important poll:
strawpoll.me/12081490

What if you cannot remember the last time?

Then sort your fucking life out.

Already doing it mate, haven't used in 2 weeks now. Think before you speak next time lad

"sort your fucking life out" isn't really meant with any malice, it's just said when someone posts something which indicates their life might be a bit fucked, whether it is or not.

Well done for not using. What is it you're not using may I ask?

>>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Theresa May
>telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

3 weeks for me, but I think ideally it would be 2 weeks.

>tfw brown hair and green/brown eyes

>tfw dark brown hair and eyes

Feels BEADY man
At least I'm relatively pale

That top 10 searches could be a lot worse tbf

GoyHub undoubtedly alter the statistics to push their agenda. Pornography is a psychological weapon.

It's hilarious to me, the majority of men are dominant and enjoy dominating women (it's obviously our nature, blah blah) yet where are the searches for hardcore? face fucking? and all the rest of it. It's bullshit, mate. They have omitted and altered the search results, as I said.

TFW blonde hair blue eyes

The state of these dirty cunts

Ere lad don't worry I'm beady and chinky eyed and im pure British

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1000 YEAR LIB DEM REICH

what are the red areas on this map like?

>500% increase in science funding to bioengineer cows that only produce skimmed milk

>"Where's Scotland?" & other questions nobody asked

Alrite if you don't mind curry and mosques

Greetings, bongs

Go to bed you kangaroo fucking crim

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2009/05/mrs-t-defeated-the-miners-and-then-replaced-them-with-homophobia-outreach-workers.html


Reminder that Margaret Thatcher defeated the miners and then replaced them with homophobia outreach workers


Ponder on that my friends

Fpbp no surrender

Is Ahmed jealous of Kiwi?

No one is ever jealous of fruit

>you lived long enough to watch America disintegrate

Alright, Ahmed, I forgot, you don't know that a Kiwi is a bird. My mistake.

I though a kiwi was an instrument that tenderizes lamb rectally?

Oh yes, that too. We then export it over there and you guys eat it.

The absolute state of New Zealand

>yfw mummy was right about them yanks

Well who wants to be a shitbird that can't fly?

>An employer did not pay his workers the minimum wage because “they aren’t British and therefore don’t have the right to be paid it”, according to a Government dossier.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/minimum-wage-enforcement-prosecutions-reasons-for-not-paying-a7519606.html

A TRUE BRITISH HERO

Jokes on you

We save a fortune on salt

iamyong boi seeking 4lov

Me no understandy mongol

What about it, bong?
Hmmm... who doesn't want to live on sanctuary islands paid for by the government?
Glad you're making use of it then, if that's your taste then good on you is all I can say

We're going to be getting a repeat of this soon


youtube.com/watch?v=UkuQMCpaKGI

Bloody Benefit scrounger birds, not like the free and enterprising blue tit

>watching porn

I'll agree with you on that one. Kiwis are so damn hard to breed so if they die off with all the stuff they get it's their own damn fault. I bet none of the various species of tits get such assistance

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/5n6fcd/english_patriotism_on_the_rise_research_shows/

>all those comments from people with EU flags saying that patriotism is for plebs

These people will be the death of this country. They've taken the Brexit vote as a sign that pride in one's country is a bad thing.

Na tits just get shitloads of birdfeed from cunts who have those feeders in the garden, so in a way they scrounge off pensioners charity and not the state

A lot of people truly believe in globalism above all else

>will be the death of this country
>will be
Poor you, hope is a curse.

I wager that none of those criticising English patriotism have any issue with Scottish/Welsh/Irish patriotism

>These people will be the death of this country

Wrong, Redditor bluepill cretin - Britain is already dead, and the vast majority of the people in that thread and this one weren't alive to be able to do anything about it

True. Literally every bird that can fly gets that here too (such as the Tui- pic related), so birds scrounge off both parties here. Still- better than giving money to shitskins and niggers as I'm sure you'd agree

Aren't the people advocating those forms of it (e.g SNP, Sinn Fein, Plaid Cymru) just pushing civic nationalism? aka the pussy leftist form of nationalism

Yeah blackbirds nest in the chimney across from my Window. Coming and going all day no Job and their shitty kids are always making noise

This

As if this grimey shithole is worth saving anyway

Most NZ birds are fucking dicks.

youtube.com/watch?v=uGtWxq7aH9Q

I've got a family of Aussie magpies in the tree behind my house, bloody hell, parents don't work and the kids come on my lawn and start squawking, I'd deal with them if I wasn't in a suburban area. Bloody dole scroungers, I bet they vote Labour if they could too!
youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo won't disagree.

What did Theresa May MP mean by this?

It depends which group she was trying to appease that day.

Kakapo best native bird.

youtube.com/watch?v=E3a88_SjJR0

I'd love to see one of those, they're only on DOC private islands to the best of my knowledge though.

The moa is my fav... oh wait the Maoris killed it.

What a time to be alive,