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Woo lads we actually are fucking with forces beyond our comprehension. Let's keep going.

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Kek wants us to resurrect his pantheon.

Thot is next.

>In the later history of ancient Egypt, Thoth became heavily associated with the arbitration of godly disputes,[9] the arts of magic, the system of writing, the development of science,[10] and the judgment of the dead.[11]

>arbitration of godly disputes,
>godly disputes,

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Thot is going to deal with Moloch.

kek
Holy shit if this is real.

Let's first find out if this guy is on our side before we unleash the thousands year of sacrifice which WE DID NOT DO!

May Thoth arbitrate the shit out of moloch and may Ma'at continue to bring truth, balance, order, harmony, law, morality, and justice back into the world. Praise Kek.

He is basically the judge of the gods.
KEK VS MOLLOCH 2017 BOYS

The real question is if he holds power over repeating integers

>return the bones thot
Bring on this mummy curse shit I'm pumped

Will Thoth unJUST Brendan Fraser through a thousand year death curse? Is 2017 the year of The Mummy Returns?

Yeah, and ghosts are real and so are vampires

Words bestow hidden power

Baal and Kek were only the beginning

Nah, I like kek better.

Where do you think you are?

We arn't resurrecting anything we are just taking notice.

2017 We get to see what a Godly Court case looks like
#DemoteMoloch

Lets open Pandoras box m8s OwO

Thoth, God of the Moon, Magic and Writing. The wisest of the Egyptian gods was Thoth (Djhuty, Djehuty, Tehuty), the baboon and ibis god of the moon. Thoth was the god who overcame the curse of Ra, allowing Nut to give birth to her five children, with his skill at games.


>Harambe is shot in Terrain that Ibis's love.

might be stretching it since Harambe is a Gorilla.

We need to pay attention to Baboons and Ibis in the coming weeks.

>the death of Harambe brought about the age of Kek

KEK NO

Aye Stranger.

Checked!

>when a joke goes way to far

I don't want to check these.

Hermes Trismegistus

Rise, Ogdoad, the Eightfold, brethren of Kek! Rise, Thoth, to arbitrate the coming of the new age!

Slumber no more! Hear our beseeching and RISE!

It's funny how long you spergs have been trying and failing to meme the female halves.

But thou must.

I am left with no choice.

書物の神「トト」!

This is Loplop.

This is the avatar of Thoth.

So we have to sacrifice another gorilla or....?

Maybe 2? Maybe the opposite of a gorilla? A gorillion gorillas? 6? Somebody help me here.

For what? Sacrificing a frog might bring back thoth, but do we really want that after our success under Kek?

No, this is a false lead. Nobody listen to this.

That there is some moloch talk boyo.

HOLY SHIT KEK SPEAKS AGAIN.

No sacrifices, Kek decrees it!

He is among us.

>tfw awos are apart of this

>They're actually scared of Kek and the power he gives us
>They think Trump and Brexit was so bad that they put it next to all the celebrity deaths that happened this year

Holy shit. So where do we go from here? Are we going to find connections to another Egyptian god each year, and then that year will be their turn to interact with our world and make crazy things happen? Will the previous god be okay with taking turns like that?

Awwwww shit, it's a baboon....

>pali...

What... what does this mean? Is thoth the lord of palis?

HAYAKU PAACENTO

In order to summon, one must sacrifice what they hold most dear.

Harambe's sacrifice was followed by an unprecedented outpouring of grief last seen after the sacrifice of Diana by the British intelligence services. It is known that the sacrifice of Harambe summoned forth the Egyptian god Kek, but less well known is that the sacrifice of Diana was used to summon forth the Roman goddess Diana by britain's MI6.

The summoning of Diana, the goddess of the Moon and nature culminated in the Boxing Day Tsunami, an event planed for by Tony Blair and MI6 to halt the rise of Indonesia and Thailand as potential superpowers in the future.

The severity of the main event of the Diana summoning and that the main event happened a few years after the summoning suggests there are greater things to come from Kek in the coming years.

To summon forth Thoth we must sacrifice the one we held most dear in the country that has contributed more to science and literature than any other in the history of the world, this will give Thoth unimaginable power beyond anything Diana or Kek have shown us.

We need to sacrifice our most loved. The man who has given us more than anybody else alive today. The man who single handedly brought forth Brexit.

We need to sacrifice Nigel Farage.

Thoth is Hermes Trismegistus, who was a "human" if you believe such things. So if Thoth was alive or coming about in this time, especially in 2017, he would be alive at this moment.

PRAISE THOTH.

Fucking heretic FALSE PROPHET!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Which is why we need to sacrifice Farage.

People stopped using thot in 2015, who wrote this shit?

The guy has it all wrong as well. KEK was not summoned because we merely say his name. KEK is the god of logic and chaos, the bringer of a new dawn. We embody these characteristics and please him with numerical order, and worship of happenings. To summon a god you must embody him. We were blessed by kek's presence. One does not simply stumble upon a lost god.

No he would already be alive and human. You don't need to sacrifice anything let alone Nigel who is a national treasure.

No repeats you do not speak with keks will.

Farage shall remain untouched.

So...Nigel could be Thoth?

| doubt it's Donald, since he is the avatar of Kek (though it would be hilarious if Donald was the incarnation of Thoth and Keks avatar at the same time).

Again, if you assume Thoth/Hermes is real or back then somebody certainly could be. I doubt it would be either of them, though Trump has a certain affinity for miraculous things happening. See the rainbows, lightning, being fucking right nonstop.

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now I have my qt s-thot

What does it meme?

If we only ironically worship KeK, it's still worship, just like how it's still shitposting even if you're being ironic.

Author of the Words of Knowledge
Writer of the Ancient Wisdom
Master of the Words of Power

Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent-shaped Horns