We create prophecies for 2017.
Kek will bless trips with happenings.
We create prophecies for 2017
>queen dies
>brazil stays a nonewhite mulatto country
Soros will die in my birthday.
Mount Saint Helens will erupt again or the Cascadia Fault will cause a massive earthquake and fuck over the hipster coast.
Kek will cease to intervene and all will go to shit.
Pence rules
The SJW movement will forever be BTFO
Will finally get the big titty girlfriend of my dreams!
Kek's will be done!
I'm doing this in every kek thread but kek never responds :( Islamism falls pls kek :(
Dylan Roof's angry spirit haunts Obongo and his family for generations
Drumpf will destroy the economy
wait, you didn't need digits to confirm this
The USA, The Philippines, Russia, and several other nations will annihilate China without the use of nukes.
I get a harem of Jewesses who worship my dick.
reroll
Trump and putin declare themselves co-Emperors of White.
d-does this count?
If any numbers I will get a gf
Reroll
Japanese waifu that will pee on me.
world war
Monkeys are taught to speak and I finally get my monkey butler
>jews exposed
>(((media))) exposed
>holohoax exposed
kek wills it
Hillary Clinton will die
The false prophet's mother will die in her sleep tonight.
Checked
Kek is responding to you. Never loose faith.
I get a waifu figurine made
Trump will make a kill list similar to obama, but actually follows through.
a cop kills a dindu on long island, causing a race war to begin
Crusade to reclaim Constantinople will occur.
Synode of Catholic Church will happen and strip the office of pope of any power.
Germany will disassemble into 5-6 smaller states
Humanity makes contact with aliens
Anons will establish kek'ism as officially functioning religion
In response to the Chicago 4 incident four black males and females will be lynched in Florida
Also rolling
Yellowstone, kek wills it
Praise kek
new facist governments around the world
Kangaroos will take back what is rightfully theirs.
yep
>1 off
California goes under water
OP dies.
I hope I finally die
I become Satan
> Soros dies
> Assad dies
> Merkel dies
> faggots stop posting blacked pictures on /pol
comunism will thrive
Mosul Dam breaks. 2 million dead shitskins. Check'em
Erdowo dies?
CRUSADE FOR CONSTANTINOPLE
i get a girlfriend
Nice
Massive redpilling in europe
Trump assassinated
...
Ukraine is annexed by Russia. Putin becomes Tsar.
joining the roll
I am become death, the remover of kebab.
Obama will make an attempt at Trump's life during the inauguration.
/Sup Forums will become mainstreem meteor
You will all die a painful death. Nothing can undo this.
humanity funally develops first comercial possible fusion energy plant
You become KEK
Trump gets impeached.
reroll
QUADS
Fuck those hoppers!
Pol will be right
Argentinians become white
World War III
>Tramp?
Jews
...
Trump catches cancer
Kek will burn Saudi Arabia in wrath.
hitler 2.0 arises
Sweden will fall. Massive immigrations to Finland
Whites will become a sissified slave race.
AHWWW SHIIIIT
What have you done. you wasted the magical trips
I FORGOT TO EVEN SAY SOMETHING. WELL WHILE I'M AT IT. CLINTON DIES
Islam will become a religion of peace
Girlfriends for everyone and boyfriends for you femanons.
Confirmed for Anime becomes real in 2017!
what a waste of keks power...
Aye, reroll of love, brother.
kek will bless polan
WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS?
>South Ossetia declares itself its own nation. No one except the Palestinians accept this.
>Trump is forced to use the POTUS twitter handle only, shitposts from there
>Hillary starts a nonprofit in Chelsea's name, CNN covers their unveiling exclusively
I get my wee wee sucked by a real life girl!
Conspiracies turn real
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!
Poland will be bombed
north korea will start a war
Day of the rope December
off by one :((
Niggers will be niggers
>000
>00
Fucking kek confirms
She'll be alright
A miraculous save by repeating numerals?
A 15 minutes war, topkek.
a war between super powers
Everyone in this thread will die.