We create prophecies for 2017

We create prophecies for 2017.
Kek will bless trips with happenings.

>queen dies

>brazil stays a nonewhite mulatto country

Soros will die in my birthday.

Mount Saint Helens will erupt again or the Cascadia Fault will cause a massive earthquake and fuck over the hipster coast.

Kek will cease to intervene and all will go to shit.

Pence rules

The SJW movement will forever be BTFO

Will finally get the big titty girlfriend of my dreams!

Kek's will be done!

I'm doing this in every kek thread but kek never responds :( Islamism falls pls kek :(

Dylan Roof's angry spirit haunts Obongo and his family for generations

Drumpf will destroy the economy

wait, you didn't need digits to confirm this

The USA, The Philippines, Russia, and several other nations will annihilate China without the use of nukes.

I get a harem of Jewesses who worship my dick.

reroll

Trump and putin declare themselves co-Emperors of White.

d-does this count?

If any numbers I will get a gf

Reroll

Japanese waifu that will pee on me.

world war

Monkeys are taught to speak and I finally get my monkey butler

>jews exposed
>(((media))) exposed
>holohoax exposed
kek wills it

Hillary Clinton will die

The false prophet's mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Checked

Kek is responding to you. Never loose faith.

I get a waifu figurine made

Trump will make a kill list similar to obama, but actually follows through.

a cop kills a dindu on long island, causing a race war to begin

Crusade to reclaim Constantinople will occur.
Synode of Catholic Church will happen and strip the office of pope of any power.
Germany will disassemble into 5-6 smaller states
Humanity makes contact with aliens
Anons will establish kek'ism as officially functioning religion

In response to the Chicago 4 incident four black males and females will be lynched in Florida

Also rolling

Yellowstone, kek wills it

Praise kek

new facist governments around the world

Kangaroos will take back what is rightfully theirs.

yep

>1 off

California goes under water

OP dies.

I hope I finally die

I become Satan

> Soros dies
> Assad dies
> Merkel dies
> faggots stop posting blacked pictures on /pol

comunism will thrive

Mosul Dam breaks. 2 million dead shitskins. Check'em

Erdowo dies?

CRUSADE FOR CONSTANTINOPLE

i get a girlfriend

Nice

Massive redpilling in europe

Trump assassinated

...

Ukraine is annexed by Russia. Putin becomes Tsar.

joining the roll

I am become death, the remover of kebab.

Obama will make an attempt at Trump's life during the inauguration.

/Sup Forums will become mainstreem meteor

You will all die a painful death. Nothing can undo this.

humanity funally develops first comercial possible fusion energy plant

You become KEK

Trump gets impeached.

reroll

QUADS

Fuck those hoppers!

Pol will be right

Argentinians become white

World War III

>Tramp?

Jews

...

Trump catches cancer

Kek will burn Saudi Arabia in wrath.

hitler 2.0 arises

Sweden will fall. Massive immigrations to Finland

Whites will become a sissified slave race.

AHWWW SHIIIIT

What have you done. you wasted the magical trips

I FORGOT TO EVEN SAY SOMETHING. WELL WHILE I'M AT IT. CLINTON DIES

Islam will become a religion of peace

Girlfriends for everyone and boyfriends for you femanons.

Confirmed for Anime becomes real in 2017!

what a waste of keks power...

Aye, reroll of love, brother.

kek will bless polan

WHAT DID KEK MEAN BY THIS?

>South Ossetia declares itself its own nation. No one except the Palestinians accept this.

>Trump is forced to use the POTUS twitter handle only, shitposts from there

>Hillary starts a nonprofit in Chelsea's name, CNN covers their unveiling exclusively

I get my wee wee sucked by a real life girl!

Conspiracies turn real

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?!

Poland will be bombed

north korea will start a war

Day of the rope December

off by one :((

Niggers will be niggers

>000
>00

Fucking kek confirms

She'll be alright

A miraculous save by repeating numerals?

A 15 minutes war, topkek.

a war between super powers

Everyone in this thread will die.