WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE

KINDA NERVOUS DESU

Trump will address his piss gate and move on
What u expect? Riots?

5 MINUTES

AND THE MEDIA WILL GET BTFO FOREVER

>KINDA NERVOUS DESU

Nothing you stupid faggot

Senpai will notice us.

GLOOOORY GLORY HALLELUJAH

He will take a piss

WHERE IS THE MAIN THREAD

GIB LINK PLS

US President elect Donald Trump gives his first news conference since being as America's 45th president.

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HUH HUHU HUH LOOK AT MY FORCED HUMOR BASED ON FAKE NEWS

He has a huge pile of visual aids.

Is there a Pepe in there?

BIG CUMS

If digits assassination attempt.

If trigits it hits Mike Pence.

trump is going to parade a dozen russian prostitutes onto the stage who will then pee on each other.

at least, this is what im hoping for.

t. watersports enthusiast

nice digits not

He's lucky this time.

If he shows up in pyjamas, all bets are off...

He's going to pull down pants and piss on media people

Please shit all over the media and announce a lawsuit.

Hogan just got done with Gawker now Trump will destroy Buzzfeed.

Why do these companies just give this ammo away.

Look at all that deflection!

>Please shit all over the media and announce a lawsuit.
lawyer will speak after Trump

>Trump praises the MSM

Great work m8

hope for some new quality memes

I would be fine with this, but it's not his style. he tends to take his suit game very seriously.

>we're going to force the pharma companies to renegotiate prescription prices, the US is their number one client, they can't just walk away
>we're going to overhaul the F-35 program and "maybe" the F-18 program
>we're going to make the VA cut their wait times
Holy shit

I had forgotten what an actual policy statement sounds like

Remember how Obama would make every fucking statement like "Let me be clear, we're going to do our best to alter the paradigm of the dynamic to effect the outcome and move forward"?

John McCain is going to be brought to the stage in a bamboo cage.

One of Trump's aids is going to hand McCain a large glass full of a yellow-orange liquid.

McCain is going to greedily slurp down the liquid, splashing it on his tattered underwear. His tiny erection is fully visible.