Oh Canada, our home and native land!

It makes me so proud that Canada is the most hated country on Sup Forums, the Nazi asshole of the asshole of the internet. We are the last bastion of liberal beliefs in the Americas, and are the most stable democracy in the entire world. Our freedoms and wealth are the envy of the world. We were ranked as the freest country last year.

We have free healthcare, affordable education, racial equality, and high social mobility. We are truly the American dream realized.

God bless Canada, and thank God I was born in the greatest country on Earth.

NAZIS WATCH OUT, CUZ US CANUCKS ARE GONNA GET YA LIKE WE DID IN '45!

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So you'll die for England overseas in a pointless war?

This is the type of pretending that women do like at hair salons. Oh that's so nice oh your hairs amazing teehee.

Canada is a rapidly crumbling socialist shithole. I guarantee I'm in a higher income bracket than you as well.

>tfw Trump loves Canada

Sup Forums forever on suicide watch.

This has nothing to do with that.

You're probably an American proxy.

>Canada is a rapidly crumbling socialist shithole.
No it isn't. Now turn off the proxy or go back to your shithole if you hate it here so much.

Unironically this
I'm very proud that Canada is a bastion of liberalism and progressiveness. Its nice being on the right side of history

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lol denial won't make you feel good forever ;)

Ever been to Brampton?

kek. what a joke

Yes and? In twenty years these people will integrate. You sound like a person in the 50's complaining about Irish and Italians
"They're so different! Look how barbaric they are! They'll never integrate into Western culture!"

>free healthcare
Only if you don't have a job and never pay taxes
>racial equality
Only if you ignore the special privileges given to injuns and """refugees""" along other shitskins as well as the blatant discrimination against whites.

You have won no great wars. You have had no stellar inventions. You have contributed nothing to the human race...and yet you're proud of that. You're definitely the epitome of a liberal, I'll give you that.

Trump hates canada and canadians. Calls them
>godless hippies
>snow Mexicans

Search the tweet where he says he going to make canada America again.

Where do you morons source this literal bullshit?

Lel we are the most hated.
Stop stealing our achievements.

I fucking hate this country and everything it has become. I want nothing but death for the retards like OP. I have nothing to live for, and I only plan to have kids becuase I feel guilty about my grampa who so bravely fought in the wars all for nothing. He would be so ashamed..

>You have won no great wars.
We won WW1, WW2, and the Korean war. Unlike you, we haven't lost a war in like 100 years.

>You have had no stellar inventions.

Insulin and the telephone.

>You have contributed nothing to the human race

See above inventions, and we don't detract by dropping nukes on people.

Turkey is not relevant. You are just lost in the haze of anti-Muslim hatred. No one hates your country for unique reasons.

your anglo anthem is shit tiers the french has some balls

Your charter of rights and freedoms, states in the very first paragraph , all rights can be revoked if the government feels threatened.
How are you free with no human rights?

Really sad how hard you're trying to own Canada's shittiness

The anthem was originally written in French you retard.

>Canadian """"intellectuals""""

>he thinks that's what "reasonable limits" means
Take a constitutional law class one day

We are going bankrupt and will be falling apart soon enough.

didn't a Scotsman invent the telephone?

what did i just said you fag ? your anglo anthem is crap i dont give a fuck who write it gaylord

Did you ear your brain for dinner?

Erdogan
Kurds oppression
Armenian genocide
German Turks :)
Cyprus
Vienna
Balkan eternal butthurt.
CONSTANTINOPLE.

M.KEMAL ATATÜRK
GALLİPOLİ (where you there btw)

There is a billion other things.
Catch up!

Have you invented anything stellar or won any wars?

Can you use google you dumbass?

LOL
Spin it however you want dipshit.
If they want to revoke all your rights, they can.
Take a reading comprehension class retard

When will a big Muslim terrorist attack happen on our soil and finally put us back on the right track?

>Reasonable
>take all your rights
>reasonable
That's why they've taken all your rights away already right?

Unless this attack kills every liberal in the country it only accelerate their plans.

yea i can use google, i bet you believe everything
you read on Wikipedia too, the telephone was invented by a Scotsman you faggot, you're the reason why leafs can't have a real discussion on Sup Forums

>"You have a different opinion than me, you must be an American"
Yup, the flag checks out.

Snow mexico is forth best Mexico
Maybe fith behind chink mexico.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Graham_Bell#Canada

idiot

You're probably just an American proxy.

The reasonable part is for the government. They allow rights they consider reasonable.
If they get too out of hand, the government can revoke them.

Its illegal to call someone by the wrong gender now in canada.
You do not have free speech.

Are you really that dumb? Oh wait, you're canadian

Nah, a large bombing of some area would help wake some of the sjw fucks from their brainwashing. Would be the right amount of fear to help the Conservatives back into power as well. It would be especially helpful if the would be attackers turned out to be some of the refugees brought over from Syria.

You're either a proxy user, you dropped out of elementary school, you're old as shit, or your memory just sucks, because we learn this in school.

Fuck off, leaf. You've been acting like nazi yourselves for 250 years. kys.

>Its illegal to call someone by the wrong gender now in canada
Kek you know that's not true Bill C-16 doesn't do that
You must be a proxy fag to know this little about Canada

>nazis watch out

Fuck off

>Quebecers post Quebec-related image
>It's an American proxy

I bet you're American and you proxied into Canada because you were worried of being called a hypocrite for living in such a fascist war mongering Africa-tier country.

That was a fake tweet you retard

Alexander graham bell was a scot you fucking
idiot,

he was born in Edinburgh scotland and came to
Canada when he was 23

fpbp

>liberal beliefs
>import muslims

???

Kek, you actually believe you have human rights and more freedom than an American, when your own government says you don't.
Kek

Attacking me on a personal level, doesn't change that fact, retard.

Comrade Trudeau would like to have a word with you right now, OP.

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>fat guy right on the border
hmmmm

I wish you Canadafags had your provinces posted, instead of the FUCKING LEAF.
I have noticed distinct differences on here based on which province you mapleniggers call home.

Ontario: Absolute cawk whores, literally the worst posters on this board, banning this region would improve Sup Forums immensely.
Quebec: Same as Ontario, think they are special because they speak the worst form of french in the world
Newfies: Kinda alright, they wish they where Scottland.
Alberta: Based. The best Canada has to offer, constantly gets fucked over by Ontario.
Sask and Mant. Wish they where Alberta but bretty gurd still.
B.C: Basically Washington state, faggots on the coast, based Albertans on the inside.
The rest: literally who?

You guys are more distinct than we in the states are, it makes no sense.

you're lack of knowledge on trivial shit makes me think you're still in highschool, instead of actually having a real discussion you told me to google it


heres a real Canadian, the arm they use on spaceships

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>what is the lightbulb
>what is the telephone
>what is ww2
>American education
>he probally thinks America invented literally everything and doesn't realize that America was near irrelevant until after ww2

Ireland and Italy are part of the west. Also, Irish and Italians were pressured to assimilate, they weren't told to retain their own cultures as much as possible.

Couillon va dropper. C impossible qu'un osti de mongol comme lui se fasse réélire.

Quebec = the real and authentic Canada
AB, MB, SK = Northern extension of the US into Canada
West Coast = West Coast
The rest = butthurl Loyalist losers who fled America after losing in the American Independance war
+ tons of immigrants, especially in Ontario.

I actually hate your country. Constantinople belongs to the Greeks! 1453 never forget, fucking horse people, your country should have been great.

You absolutely hit the nail on the head. Im from BC, usually the interior and large parts of the Island are Conservative, the only true way to live. Also, lived here for 20 years, the provincial government right now is Liberal, but they govern conservatively, which is very smart because come election time theyll just say " hurr durr we are libtards like all you, vote 4 us xD we will keep our promises, swear". Basically, Christy Clarke is making BC into Alberta 2.0 while still appearing liberal

Your hate comes from the fear Ottomans caused among the European population.
For hundreds of years all nations were threatened by the ever expanding Ottomans.

And how goes Germany?

Pretty much this. AB is the Texas of Canada

Canada is shit and should be nuked to ash. I'm just glad we are such a joke on the world stage we cant influence other countries around us.

B-but user, Abbotsford is the Bible Belt of Canada.. its in BC

Your leader is the bastard faggot child of Fidel Castro. And you aren't respected because you spend all day trying to convince Americans that your freedom tastes as good as ours (It doesn't). USA, ay! USA, ay! USA, ay! USA, ay! Oh, also because its current year.