Name one (1) good thing America have invented that helped improve western civilisation

Name one (1) good thing America have invented that helped improve western civilisation.
Pro tip: you can't.

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so is there something in the water in sweden or something? this many retards is worrying.

Your bulls.

Internet.

the internet, you dingus.

yet americans are always receiving your prestigious nobel prize

Wrong! Invented by a Swede and stolen by the US!
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Håkan_Lans

>typed on the Internet (tm)

Golden showers

Landing in the moon even tho I don't believe it happened. But you do so we will go with that

Wrong!
Americans can't get asylum in Sweden

We dropped the nukes that fucked up Japan to the point that they gave up and created anime porn.

who cares meatball faggot

America invented western civilization.

And Tesla invented electricity... except no one cares who Tesla was

...

Trump

>Golden showers

trump plz go

Go back to Somalia

>powered flight
>the internet
>personal home computers in general
>electric refrigerators
>nuclear power
>microwave ovens

the internet

Atomic bombs.
Tattoo guns.
Motorcycles and vibrators.

lmao

AC-130U

No, german invention

Wrong!
Internet was created by Danish professor by the name of Klas Intervæbb! Kidnaped by the FBI but you can not access info about this on US web cause of controversity.

We perfected firearms, I don't think I've met an American claiming that our country invented firearms.

Freedom
>not cucked Yuropoor style freedom

No, we invented the Internet you stupid fuck.

>Freedom

lmao

skycrapers

Moon landings
Big mac
Chicken tendies

>Burgersteins actually believe this

>hooking two computers together with a cable and manually programming them to talk to each other and only each other is the same thing as creating a nationwide modular network based on a protocol that allows anyone to access it.
No.

>skycrapers

lmao

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Berners-Lee

English invented the Internet :^) sorry americucks

>Germany
>freedom
Can't you get jailed for holocaust denial?

i never knew putting a stick on a piece of piece that isnt even on our planet affected anything

Invented moon travel

Invented human flight on planes

Invented the model T

Invented nueclear reacter

lmao

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I'll point you here, stupid leaf.

football and cheeseburgers

>Kentucky
I'm glad I don't live there.

Why the fuck should we help you?

This isn't some commie pinko bullshit where we are obligated to each other for no reason. This is real life.

We help ourselves and you castrated fucks are on your own. Now fuck off.

the web and the internet are not the same thing you dumb fucking britbong

Well you fucking faggots wouldn't have had a literal free fucking ride for the last 60 years if it weren't for us, that's for sure.

>We help ourselves
We also help illegals, niggers, and kikes across the ocean.

Basketball and fried chicken

see en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Kahn

Faggot.

>We pumped billions upon billions into our industrial-military complex FOR YOU

lmao

we invented basketball actually

Examples of people who were born elsewhere, but realized their country was cucked and became American citizens by the time they invented shit.

John von Neumann (theoretical basis for modern general-purpose computers)
Enrico Fermi (designer, supervisor of first sustained fission reaction)

Apparently, both these guys were physicists who also made contributions to hydrodynamics, which especially has applications in marine physics and astronomy.

Where did I say FOR YOU? It had nothing to do with you. But you sure as shit took advantage of it.

'merica

Plus every awesome thing Tesla invented.

Door Knob

This fucking leaf. What good is inventing a car without a combustion engine or a combustion engine without a fuel source. The Internet lacks domestic use without the world wide web. I'm gonna tell the queen to purge your shit colony.

don't forget einstein
we were the first to invent atomic bombings
and tay

-being fat
-school shootings
-slavery

>they have to rely on immigrants to achieve greatness

That explains the many Jewish nobel price laureates and all those gold medals for blacks at the Olympics lmao

Yeah, it's fun manipulating the world with soft power.

m00t

the US invented degeneracy

flight

>durr it wasn't good until someone dumbed it down enough for normies

Well Tim Berners Lee fucked up because he's a short sighted bong who only cares about being clever and wigglywogs and we need to get rid of TCPIP and fucking start over but that's none of my business.

Einstein was a german jew.

planes, electricity

here you go.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_United_States_inventions

It is, though I wish we went back to an isolationist America and deported all the citizens with non-European backgrounds. That will never happen however.

SWEDEN YES!

mfw

Yeah it wasn't because it lacked convenient practical application. God I hate you fucking leafs.

You're welcome.

wait, do americans really think that? thats reaching "muslims invented everything" level of retardation

Sup Forums

Makes sense, americans would probably call it american handball instead of basketball.

Imma just stand here for about 2 minutes.........................

I was thinking antiseptics, but that turned out to be some Scottish faggot.

Electroshock therapy, I suppose?

Sup Forums, now fuck off

At this point we may as well just rename the sport to ape hoop.

Sup Forums
Ty moot

Pretty sure they invented interracial porn.

>slavery

nice bait

Once again it seems as if our superiority had caused some controversy.

lets see, what were the applications of BBS and FTP
>shitposting on forums
>pirating games
>downloading porn
wow the web today has so many more practical applications
oh wait no it just has more ads.

>other country thinks something
>Americans are the ones who actually create it and make it practical
Sounds about right, desu.

sigh.

ctrl-f transistor

transistors gave birth to integrated circuits which gave birth to cell phones, computers, and the internet.

goddamn this place is full of 14 year old morons.

And give up our global hegemony and hand the world to those unwashed heathens? It is just a matter of time before they ally against our interests if we do that.

I fail to see how this is better for us.

And an American citizen

all you had to do was name literally one good invention you're population of 318 million have ever contributed to this earth

it shouldn't be this hard

>trans

>all you had to do was name literally one good invention you're population of 318 million have ever contributed to this earth

Mobility scooters!

John Moses Browning

>sigh

>John Moses Browning

lmao brown'd

Par for the course.

>Name literally one good invention
>Names a person
Come on! You almost had it too

You are right, it's just my yearning for a white America.

Australian inventions: Wikileaks, shoey's, dinger shelving, cheeky nandos, boomerangs, the game of knifey spoony, spiders, shark boxing, and of course aussy rules footy.