Morning sunshine. Your last appeal was denied, and you know what that means...

Morning sunshine. Your last appeal was denied, and you know what that means. It means you get to be facing the chair very soon. And boy howdy is she eager to meet you.
Now it is customary here in the state of (blank) to provide even the most degenerate and unrepentant scum on death row with a last meal, as a final courtesy before you're sent off to meet your maker.
Now what'll be, cowboy?

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cockmeat sandwich with extra mayo

Crawfish boiled in a backyard by somebody's uncle whose name is no more than 2 syllables. A ribeye coated in butter and salt, allowed to warm to room temp, seared on medium-high heat on one side for 4 minutes, flipped once and seared the same, Tonies mixed into the butter in the pan and spooned ontop of the steak.

And/or as many Popeye's tenders you can get for $100 with blackened ranch.

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>Tonies

What is?

A plate with Bullens pilsner with bread and a cold beer.

this

A soda with free refills.

A nerd's rope?

why is the janitor opening my cell