>March 26, 2018
>Young mother of three returns home
>opens door
>whole family in living room
>5 heavily armed agents
>"Please, come in, Mrs Habib"
>"What is this about? WHAT ARE YOU DOI-"
>"Mrs. Habib, it was discovered that you and your husband are part of a known conspirator group which propagates disinformation regarding Leader Trump, violating Article 3.4-12 of the Citizen Deportment and Expression Act of 2017"
>Please! My children had nothing to do with what we did! We were just accessing archives! I'm a freelance journalist, and my husb-"
>And your husband CLAIMS to be a construction worker. However, the Agency has compelling evidence to suggest that you BOTH have been circulating these archive records with known terrorist agencies such as Antifa and BLM"
>PLEASE! THAT'S SIMPLY NOT TRUE! SURELY THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE!
>"Are you questioning the authority of my analysts?"
>"N-No, I wouldn't dare quest-"
>Because surely you know disrespecting an agent of the state carries a maximum punishment of execution, correct?"
>...what do you want from us?"
>I want a nice, clean confession. If you give me that, I guarantee your children won't be harmed"
>"Mom don't say anythi-"
>"SHUT IT!
>*pistol whips eldest son*
>"HAMAR!"
>"Your making this very difficult, Mrs. Habib"
>"All we need is a simple yes or no. So, let's hear it"
>*silence*
>"...yes"
>*radio call* "Precinct 112-C, this is Charlie 5. Case B-8 has been confirmed positive. Moving two times tango to Holding Camp Whisky"
>"NO! NOT RHODE ISLAND! PLEASE! IT WASN'T OUR CHOICE! WE NEEDED THE MONEY! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE"
>"Sergeant, get these two in the truck, take the kids to the State Youth Agency Center."
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