Go on date

>go on date
>"i'm having a great time, user"
>"me too, babe"
>"my parents aren't home this weekend, do you wanna, umm..."
>sleep over at girlfriend's house
>the next morning
>wake up to picrelated standing over you

What do you do?

Show him my MAGA hat and then have some brandy and cigars with future father in law

Start laughing, never stop, die of laughter

Speak vietnamese to trigger his flashbacks

Feel my bumhole to make sure it's still intact.

"hey you caught me, looks like I'm a hero"

>teleports behind him
"heh, nothing personel kid"

act like a gracious, respectable adult

doubt he'd be upset at his daughter bring home an upstanding citizen, due to the alternative being a nigger or nigger imitator

Let him have a turn with my boi pussy.

I don't know how to tell you this...


McCain is the Russian hacker

hohoho

Ask him to raise his arms above his head

"It was a sexual emergency".
Smack the yts daughter on the ass and walk out like I own the place (I do)

...

ask him how many kids he's fucked

Snatch his "I love Leslie" keyring from his pocket and dangle it over his head condescendingly.

tell him to call his neocon scumbag friend graham so i can shoot both of them

>fornicating

DI DI MAU!!

>"I voted for you in 2008."
He also actually has a really hot daughter in real life.

He's easy to beat, just go for face strikes. In vietnam his captures tortured him and he is currently unable to raise his hands above his shoulders, so he is incapable of guarding his face properly. Easy peasy.

Hand him a print out of some Sup Forums shitposts and tell him its Highly classified intel then tell him to fucking beat it before I call the vietcong.

>"You fucked America, I FUCKED YOUR DAUGHTER."

underrated

...

I also break his other arm. And fuck her again as he's rolling on the floor.

Give him a high five. When he attempts to raise his arm kick him in the nuts and call him a loser.

Wouldn't work since he never got tortured and was actually treated well because his father was a high ranking official

politely ignore him and drive back to Tucson.

>AH MCAIN U DONE IT AGAIN

At least this McCain wasnt fucked by a nigger

It was a hologram

kek

Good one.

Noice

I'd put my hand up high for a high five, watch him struggle to reach it.

then spit out his quote: "i wish to express my deep gratitude for my kind treatment an i will never forget this kindness extended to me."

You cheeky fucker

Don't worry, he's a cuck.

Come on guys.

This isn't funny.

You know Mccain is probably spinning in his grave at this.

Let him RIP already.

RIP Mccain.....

Oh sorry. I'd do a dangerous low flyby over his house, causing a collision and fire that kills multiple members of his family