Brit/pol/ - Cruciform Dachsund edition

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>"No Hard Brexit for Britain", says Kosher Sharia May
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/09/theresa-may-mental-health-nhs-live/

>Jeremy Corbyn's Brexit speech in full
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/labour-not-wedded-freedom-movement-jeremy-corbyns-brexit-speech/

>UKIP secure EU funding again after Italian 5-Star Movement fail to divorce
theguardian.com/world/2017/jan/10/five-star-movement-allianceukip-back-on-meps-block-split-nigel-farage-beppe-grillo

>Green Party accuses Corbyn of 'capitulating to the Right'
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/jeremy-corbyn-immigration-green-party-brexit-caroline-lucas-a7518731.html

>"The NHS will fail within weeks if it's not given a huge amount of money immediately!" say left-wing bullshitters for the millionth time
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/11/nhs-fail-winter-without-cash-injection-hospital-doctors-tell-theresa-may

>Boris Johnson accused of leading "witch hunt" as he attacks Russia in a desperate bid to save his political career
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/russia-accuse-britain-uk-witch-hunt-boris-johnson-kremlin-dirty-tricks-putin-donald-trump-election-a7520821.html

>Britain will not speak with the Front Nationale, UK-French ambassador claims
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/10/britain-will-not-deal-marine-le-pen-uks-ambassador-france-says/

>"The clock is ticking" - Northern Ireland faces brutal election and a return to Direct Rule
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/northern-ireland-faces-brutal-election-and-return-to-direct-rule-warns-arlene-foster-35358295.html

>Crazy Corbynite who blamed his alcohol shoplifting spree on the Tories, Tony Blair and high suicide rates is spared jail
kentonline.co.uk/hythe/news/corbyn-activist-who-blamed-tories-118644/

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Stay brexited, young chaps

>when you tune out of some Bowden! for 2 minutes and have no idea what the fuck he's on about when you tune back in

>There were no Jews in England till republicans and democrats decided they would rather have Jews as masters than their own king
wrongo mcdongo my plebby friend

Sup Forums mentioned on BBC breakfast lads

lel some American lady just mentioned Sup Forums on BBC Breakfast

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FINNS
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Of course. You can't hold it against Charles II responsible for importing them in and turning us into debt slaves. That was Cromwell's doing. It's too late once you've let them in. The king can't do anything about them then. He doesn't have that power anymore. It's up to you now if you want to expell the Jews. All you have to do is vote for it. But until you do, the head of state, whether king or president, will have to deal with them, since they hold all the money.

Obviously a hammer or a small bat would be the better choice if some ned were to break into your house but it doesn't hurt to keep something ranged just in case. And if you do get a pellet pistol then it will penetrate pretty much anywhere in the face that isn't completely blocked by bone, I was saying that you need to aim for vital areas if you're going for a killshot but if you're just going to magdump point blank in the aggressor's face then that will most likely work too.

After all what do you think shotguns fire? Sure they fire at a higher velocity and multiple pellets at a time but compared to a weaker shotgun with a cheap round then you could achieve quite similar damage by like I said before, magdumping point blank in the face.

Apologies for my poor sentence structure, it's late and I'm tired.

I'm off to bed lads.

Holy SHIT, anyone got BBC news on?

talking about Trump, his spokeswomen was talking about Rick Wilson, mention 4 chan and got shut down

"anyway anyway...." over the top of her cuts the thick northern bitch, as if on prompt at the very mention of such a radical site

Can't remember her name. She's basically his spokeswoman for British Tv

She was probably a Sup Forumsack and was just enforcing rules 1&2.

the dirty chechen pedophile is back.

also r8 me lads but pls no bully this time

>There's another beauty

They are gunning for him now

>You can't hold it against Charles II responsible for importing them in and turning us into debt slaves. That was Cromwell's doing. It's too late once you've let them in. The king can't do anything about them then. He doesn't have that power anymore
except that's totally anachronistic and projects a modern understanding of citizenship onto the 17th century
[spoiler]btw they never left[/spoiler]

Fuck off nigger.

What? Igorrr is french you moron.

>it's another 'belted while real people are going to work' episode

I'll have to be sure and feel guilty about this later, I fucking hate NEETS like me when I'm sober

> implying you wouldn't want any of this

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morning

Thanks for keeping us safe Theresa

>tfw refusing to use compelled language
>tfw inured to pathological ideology
>tfw the divine individual... the divine individual... *cries*
>tfw absolutely pernicious
>tfw Solzhenitsyn was right
>tfw reality deniers and culture distorters
>tfw you're next

Take the pledge or you're not a REAL man
*snaps fingers*

desu a lot of of that is fine by me but it's still instantly rendered worthless by the fact a grown man is holding it up and pulling a 'who, little old me?' face for a picture to put on goybook like some cunt teenager

5, 9 and 11 are alright but the rest is mostly pure 50s delusion

I'm not going to argue with you, let's just enjoy hating his maddeningly fake-coy and modest face together. If ever the front of someone's head was begging for a rain of fists

>no such thing as a "bad job"

>3, 4, 7
What a retard. Good goy

>top-right

kek what a faggot

some nice soothing Icelandic music to be going on with

youtube.com/watch?v=h2d0PhDdGVI

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>HAHA LABOUR? BLOODY LAAAAABOUR?!
>meanwhile the other lot move the program forward and nobody cares but dickhead lefties

>tfw the most intelligent left-wing people actually know that the Tories agree with them which is why they spend so much time making them out to be Nazis because if the Tories disappear then something actually conservative will come along

you can hardly call those people left-wing though, apart from on the most superficial "left='progressive'" terms. It's just a giant snakes' nest of unrestrained late capitalism wrapped around a deep dark core of cultural marxism all around, it's nothing to do with the labour leftism of our parents and grandparents. Whatever you call it this great disgusting cauldron sucks everyone in and spits them out the other side as blaireeeeets

No point using outdated terminology, surely

It's that sort of backwards thinking which still lets Tories and Labourites alike get away with calling Tony Blair right-wing

Get up you lazy fuckers, time for work!

Stop right there wagie fascist

Today I have to take a shirt back to Asda and drop some payslips into the solicitors, then work at 12.

I had a job, it was shit but it was better than nowt

morning, off to liverpool in a bit

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Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
And let them settle,
Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.

Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
Add lots of Norman French to some
Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then STIR vigorously.

Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, hung Dominicans,
Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,
Vietnamese and Sudanese.

Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
And many Pakistanis,
Combine with some Guyanese
And turn up the heat and de riddim.

Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,
Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some
Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese
And Palestinians
Then add to the melting pot.

Leave the ingredients to simmer.

As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish
Binding them together with English into a grey paste.

Allow time to be cool, brother.

Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,
Serve with justice and no hate speech
And enjoy.

Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter, racist, unpleasant taste.


Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice, reparations and equality to all.

The commute is a bit of a nightmare this morning.

I've seen him live

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Wow, that would sure show those wretched yanks that the rapidly dwindling influence of our country is still a force to be reckoned with!

I don't hold being a cuck against most comedians/writers because it's just par for the course but Linehan has deliberately gone out of his way to be a massive cunt for years. I can't believe that faggot is behind Father Ted

Morality Man at the University of Warwick, Jan 10 2017


youtube.com/watch?v=SiuKynQCm9w

Are Paul

>Morality man
>Peter "I think intermarriage is great" Hitchens
>Peter "What sane person would support Trump" Hitchens
>Peter "I didn't vote in the EU referendum" Hitchens
>Peter "a literal kike" Hitchens

until he grows a set and publically categorically calls for alcohol to be banned he can fuck off. And don't give me 'b-but that's traditional!', intoxication is either wrong or it isn't.

The comment about intermarriage was made in a dismissive fashion, the comment about Trump is taken somewhat out of context and he goes on in similar articles and interviews to talk about exactly why it's justifiable

There was LITERALLY nothing wrong with not voting in the EU Referendum, in a few years' time when we'd have our Red White & Soft Brexit and we're still in the EU, everybody who voted Leave will have blood on their hands, so to speak. They voted to trust the Tories to take them out of the EU and gave their consent to what they were going to do. Nobody who voted Leave can complain about the Soft Brexit we're getting

The best part about your image is that literally every mass killer is found to have been a mentally unhinged, huge drug user, but noone seems to care. Go back to your krokodil

Were you the same user I discussed this with before?
He doesn't argue that intoxication is wrong, it's just utopian to believe that alcohol can be curbed now after being legal for so long

>being this cucked
Yet again I exposed you as a role player

>YKTD
>ethnonationalist
>literally every mass killer
Wrong

not recently but we've probably gone round on this before haha. my view is that it doesn't matter how embedded alcohol is or how hard it would be to ban, laws should be based on consistent moral principles and not expediency. Otherwise you're just bending over for the state to spank you for doing anything they don't like. It's wrong or it isn't, totally black and white.

Redpill me on Corbyn and Labour. Are they really performing badly? From what I've heard he's basically running his party into the ground. Not even
>reddit
seems to like him. What's going on? How is he driving voters away?

Jesus Christ. This is a fucking Labour MP:

youtu.be/iQtHGYtWwPE

He alienated his far-left supporters by saying he supported immigration controls

>May says no hard brexit
>but we're leaving the single market
What does she mean with this?

Worse ever performance from a Labour leader. He's never taken them ahead of the Conservatives in the polls.

The only people who like him are old school communists, SJWs, benefits scroungers and Muslims. They may be loud but there's not enough of them to win an election.

A few decades ago Europe used to have a lot of old grumbling Marxists and commies. They got a bad rep as hippies, kind of the type to change their underwear once a week because any more was bourgeoisie, and smoke pipes and grumble whilst occasionally blurting out how the reactionary capitalists all must receive neckshots.

Communism isn't exactly dead, but it takes new forms, to seem more modern. Nobody wants to just parrot 50 year old words very openly.

Corbyn is that old commie. He's a sullen, dour, suspicious shit whose solutions seem like they were dug out of an old coat pile.

For example, he recently proposed a legal limit on income, somewhere around £200,000 I think. It's insane. Nobody supports it.

Also, to him, the only path is a class war path. No cooperation, class war or nothing. Anyone who fancies going to parties with normal people cannot support Corbyn.

youtube.com/watch?v=n4SygE7VDWI

Do you see this person as the UK Prime Minister?

>A Dutch vegan who applied for a Swiss passport has had her application rejected because the locals found her too annoying.

>Nancy Holten, 42, moved to Switzerland from the Netherlands when she was eight years old and now has children who are Swiss nationals.

>However, when she tried to get a Swiss passport for herself, residents of Gipf-Oberfrick in the canton of Aargau rejected her application.

>Ms Holten, a vegan and animal rights activist, has campaigned against the use of cowbells in the village and her actions have annoyed the locals.

>The resident’s committee argued that if she does not accept Swiss traditions and the Swiss way of life, she should not be able to become an official national.

Should Britain be more like Switzerland and tell annoying people to do one?

>Nobody supports it
Something like 40% of the public do according to a yougov poll

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You can't hold a country the size of Britain to Swiss standards

Yes? No?

Based Swiss

He also chums around with terrorists. He sees them as all oppressed by the evil West/Israel. Lots of people in this country still remember the IRA bombings. Corby supported them. His party now hate Jews as well.

Who the fuck is Rafiq

No


His party now hate Jews as well.
A broken clock...

don't blue-balls me now give me your reasoning at least

Nobody who matters.

>laws should be based on consistent moral principles and not expediency. Otherwise you're just bending over for the state to spank you for doing anything they don't like.

Don't see the logical link between those two statements at all mate

We've been over this I'm sure, I just think it's too utopian to believe we could seriously drive alcohol out of society completely now. It's not as if he doesn't support stricter lisencing laws, shorter pub times and so on. Having two drugs that are regrettably endemic to our society is not an argument for a third


Don't move goalposts lad, the rest of your post was brilliantly put but you can't deny that a huge amount of people, whether they're mongs or not, support that particular policy

>Only people I deem important are allowed to vote
That's not how it works

I thought he said he supported free movement during the Brexit campaign.

>nuttall says he supports neither israel nor palestine because the well-being of the british people is all he cares about

I would NUTT if he said something like this

But like I say, that's an argument from expediency and not a moral choice. It doesn't posit a reason why a drug user should go to jail while a drunk shouldn't other than 'it's easier that way'. And once you cross that line there's no justice at all, just what suits the contingent situation at any given time

>having the fence pole that far up your arse from sitting on it is a good thing
He should pick a side.

Yeah he says a lot of shit

Not sure how else to word it. It's the difference between being prohibited from drinking pop altogether which is at least consistent or being sent to jail for pepsi while coke is allowed? I know what I'm getting at

Begone jewish vermin

If Pepsi was legal and had been a cultural staple for hundreds of years but only now we'd started to realise its terrible effects on the body, you'd be in favour of making Coke, which was a relatively new drink which had even worse effects on the mind than Pepsi, legal just 'cause?

I think it comes down to
>should people be allowed to wilfully poison themselves or not

When you add a sliding scale things get too muddled and arbitrary.

Well yes, and not 'just cause'. Because laws are supposed to be based on justice and not just 'whatever solves the most problems'. It baffles me that you don't get this as such an ardent supporter of the British judicial system (I seem to remember, maybe I'm wrong), you can't just punish people into submission like some kind of commie troika. Without consistency what's any of it worth?

>should people be allowed to wilfully poison themselves or not

This is fine as an idea, but it only works if you don't have a universal socialist system of healthcare that everyone pays into.

>too muddled and arbitrary
The distinction is easy to make, surely - things that have been mass available and legal before medical science advanced to a point where we understand just how badly various drugs can fuck you up need to be restrained and hassled whereas new dangers that haven't permeated as a cultural norm yet should be blocked

That's a separate argument, people who do themselves over should pay out of their own pocket for healthcare at least to some degree

Israel is the only nation the West should be supporting out there, you know this and are trying to be a devisive putincuck.

I deleted my fucking post halfway through, for fuck's sake

>laws are supposed to be based on justice and not just 'whatever solves the most problems'
The two overlap surely? The solution that would solve the most problems in a perfect world would be to ban the lot of it, it's just not feasible

>you can't just punish people into submission like some kind of commie troika
The whole point of the criminal justice system is to frighten people into following the law under the threat of imprisonment or worse, I'm seeing a very left-wing attitude towards crime here

>Without consistency
See above

Fuck off kike, we should be supporting any sovereign country that gets fucked up by World Jewry, like Syria

And if they can't?

And what about smokers or people who are harmed from inherent risk they accepted, like drivers? What about people who choose to eat bad diets and then get conditions more susceptible to them?

The only realistic way of dealing with it is taxation, but that would be a joke.

Wearing my water repellent trousers today lads

I'd forgotten they're tight across the crotch, pretty sure everyone can see my dick outline whenever I stand up

Portugal decriminalized all drugs in 2001 and they only have 3 overdose deaths per million compared to 44.6 per million in the UK.

Decriminalising is a pointless halfway position that shouldn't be aspired to, it's essentially just a state accepting it can't enforce its own laws.

Also, this doesn't mean anything, because if drugs were decriminalised more here then the taxpayer would still be funding entirely self-inflicted injuries, treatments, and rehabilitation - only the state would be making no effort whatsoever to prevent these people harming themselves in the first place.

>I'm seeing a very left-wing attitude towards crime here

Kek, and I was just thinking your approach was pure Cheka. "Never mind individual guilt or innocence, just pure expediency in keeping people in line". We're never going to agree so we may as well leave it. I just hope I never end up in a tribunal headed by someone like you.

>The only realistic way of dealing with it is taxation, but that would be a joke.
This
I say it every time it comes up but it's so funny how libertarian shithouses claim that taxation is theft and that the government is a useless and corrupt spender of money, but when it comes to legal drugs they'd love to see taxes as highas possible

Britain is a bigger and longer experiment in decriminalisation than Portugal is

Theresa?

Phew

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