/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Morning Warmup Edition

PRESIDENT ELECT DONALD J TRUMP
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
58pic2017.org/
>Trump Playlist FUCK BOTS
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

CONFIRMATION HEARING SCHEDULE 1/12/17
>9:30 AM EST
General Mattis for DEFSEC
>c-span.org/networks/?channel=c-span-3
>10:00 AM EST
Ben Carson for HUD
Wilbur Ross for SoC
T-Rex for SoS
Mike Pompeo for Director of CIA
(Other stream links will be updated when available)

APPEARANCES
>Trump Press Conference 1/11/17
youtu.be/UV27p_IGSAU
>Trump impromptu presser NYE @Mar-A-Lago 12/31/16
youtu.be/qaIMMMaWZwU
>Trump w/Don King @ Mar-A-Lago 12/28/16
youtu.be/OEMIxS44Xxk
>Trump @ Mar-A-Lago 12/21/16
youtu.be/xPM4HGn1fl4
>Trump Final 2016 Rally in Mobile AL 12/17/16
youtu.be/Riph4NCx_U0

FUN STUFF
>Kanye hangs with Trump 12/13/16
youtu.be/1dTQSON9dSk
>It's the most wonderful time in 8 years
youtu.be/sW85ZcswiqM
>Just The Two Of Us
youtu.be/8kuqOWLg3Tc
>Election 2016
youtu.be/VDHUAGdhVOE

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguation of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>In the Hall of the Trumpen President
youtu.be/XqEddipbpkw
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk

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zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-11/identity-former-intelligence-officer-who-prepared-trump-dossier-has-been-revealed
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This tweet is hilarious in hindsight

MAGA

Fake news is hilarious.

Awoo~

Oops Bernie lost all the money again to the big banks

Disavow Boinie

Fucking bbc, a real "piece of work".

youtu.be/hOVWgaGdmrg

UHM BOINEY SANDUHS I NEED YUHR MONEYS

WOW THE SECOND COMING OF REAGAN

CAN'T WAIT FOR POVERTY AND CRACK

>you had such a great message Bernie
>shame it didn't win the nomination
>it's like everything was stacked against you!

I really don't regret my primary vote for Bernie.

I knew we had to stop Clinton. He turned me onto the evils of the establishment. The way the DNC screwed him over cemented my decision to vote against them.

I've changed a lot in the last year.

It is -6.3° here.

Remove Abdul McCain and his homosexs slave. judicialwatch.org/blog/2014/02/gop-sen-apologizes-for-mccain-tantrum-at-syrian-christian-leader-meeting/

>It's going to be a must see

AWOOO~

Obama, one of the best presidents for job growth in modern history is being swapped out for one of the worst.

Rip Jim's career

You were taken too soon

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Thanks Republican congress :D

TUMMY RUMBLIES START MY QUEST

FOR BOAR’S HEAD MEAT SUBS FROM PUBLIX

ALWAYS JUICY, SLICED JUST RIGHT

ONLY GOOD BOYS GET A BITE

NORMIES DO NOT GET TO TASTE

PUBLIX SUBS, THEY HAVE TO WASTE

THEIR HARD EARNED WAGES ON DRY MEATS

WHILE THIS GOOD BOY GETS ALL THE TREATS

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You think this is going to make America great again?

America is already great.

Oh God Mika, stop this pathetic act.

MUH BIGOTRY OYYYYYY VEEEEEEEY

oh shit HBK out of nowhere

You guys weren't kidding, Bernie really is a dumb cuck.

just had my daily mayo and shredded cheese sandwich

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Remember all those women who came out claiming Trump raped/groped them prior to the election results?

Yeah, neither does anyone else. Funny that.

checked

gimmie dat crack

They really can't decide if he couldn't do anything or was the best ever

Bernie makes some good points

I still can't believe he's giving away all that income from foriegn resorts and hotels to the treasury. It seems like such a big loss to willingly take.

This is getting out of hand. First we said we did it, next McCain said he did it, now Jeb?

Look at that increase!

Do you think some Russian puppet real estate mogul is going to do that? He's going to bring more jobs to Russia than the United States.

you have good taste user

>America is already great.

What? But I thought it was incredibly racist, sexist and homophobic. Which is it?

>if Trump is willing to work with us

Ha, as if he needs a retarded socialist jew to make a good deal. Especially when Bernie is openly admitting he'll be inserting his identity politics into everything

how legit is that guy?

Is she pretending to be distressed again?

I stopped watching since laat trump interview.

>The Duke of Guac, though seemingly killed off in Season 1, makes a rather important appearance

SLOW

AND

STEADY

I WARNED YOU

>RIGHT WING EXTREMISTS

Fuck off commie

That's fucking brutal LOLLLLLL

oy vey

>Employer offers full-time job
>Obongo makes retarded policies
>Employer can no longer afford to pay the benefits for full-time work
>Splits the job into two part-time jobs
>Person who was working one job for pay and benefits now works two jobs for less pay and no benefits

WOW OBAMA DOUBLED JOBS!??

>You don't get a question

zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-11/identity-former-intelligence-officer-who-prepared-trump-dossier-has-been-revealed

reported for shit taste

Get out commie

Guys, anyone have a link on youtube for c-span?

A theory PTG: This is the most important Trump girl. Tara Conner, Miss USA 2006. Allow me to explain.

After Tara was crowned Miss USA, she developed problems from adjusting to NYC life, coke and cock. She was found out, and it was a big scandal in the age of Bush Christian morality. It was widely expected that Trump would revoke her title, but he surprisingly gave her a second chance at the press conference, which sent her into tears and loyalty to Trump for life.

This event is what triggered Rosie O'Donnell to attack Trump for some reason, perhaps because of aforementioned morality. This escalated into the infamous Trump-Rosie feud which played out in headlines every night.

The publicity of the feud didn't go unnoticed and in 2007, The Apprentice was reconfigured into Celebrity Apprentice so that Trump would interact with more public figures. Trump, always a political fringe character, became more ingratiated in the world of celebrity associations and politics than ever. He also had to deal with weirdos and egos every year.

This also had the effect of satirizing Trump's public image even further in the minds of the elite. Recall Obama's snide remarks about Gary Busey and Meatloaf.

Then, when the first debate came, Megyn Kelly got the first chance to stump the Trump and threw the misogynist card right at him, which prompted the brilliant and infamous reply, "Only Rosie O'Donnell".

This caused Cartoonist Scott Adams to leap out of his chair and examine Trump seriously, blogging constantly about his persuasion skills. It is now known that Adams' blog is read by major media, business, and political personalities. It may have possibly had an effect on the election itself.

It's true, it's all connected.

Bow down to the true queen.

OOOOOOOOOOY VEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY DONATE NOW!!

Obama, Hillary, and the Democratic party represent the good in America.

Trump represents the evil.

There is good here, especially with the youth.

>tfw snowed in and a tree fell on my neighbors house

Captain Cuckamolé strikes again

He didn't have a job until he was 40, visited the USSR, and is possibly the Zodiac Killer. The bottom part is fake though.

Joe seems to have calmed down.

I think Mika slipped something in his drink

WHEN I HEAR MY TUMMY GRUMBLE

OFF TO PUBLIX I WILL STUMBLE

DON’T MAKE EYE CONTACT

STARE AT THE FLOOR

WHEN I WALK THROUGH SLIDING DOOR

PUBLIX LADY VERY NICE

SHE OFFERS ME A BOAR’S HEAD SLICE

I SCARF IT DOWN WITH GIDDY GLEE

AT PUBLIX, THE FIRST SLICE IS FREE

ORDER ROAST BEEF SUB, FULL SIZE

GOOD BOYS DO NOT COMPROMISE

ONLY THE BEST TREATS FOR ME

NORMIES DON’T GET ANY

REE

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confirmed for never having ever eaten one

Did Bernie really ask for money on tv again

If you want brown socialism there is plenty to choose from

He did.

But mccaine got the report from someone else

>Guac man never learns he can't stump the Trump.
9/11 truth revealed& the Bush's are executed when?

>he doesn't enjoy cheese and mayo sandwiches on white bread
what's wrong with you frog eating weirdos

Did Jeff Sessions get approved yesterday? What about T-Rex?

Is anyone else really happy with how RSBN is doing/going?

>I hate Bernie Sanders he's a Communist!
>meanwhile red states are literally redder than Democrat states

You're all poor overweight racist rednecks. Completely pathetic.

>James R. Clapper, Director of National Intelligence
>Clapper

Damn, talk about the butterfly effect.

Ah, alright. Welp, to the filter you go.

It's always like that since the beginning of time.
How young are you to not know this?
It changes when people get older.

It's tough being a democrat

breini brozz 4 loife

>old = evil
this is some zeta gundam tier autism

We should ask Joe who brought all that crack across the border.

Plot twist, it was the CIA.

>Record scratching

nice try Trumpetkin but I'm staying

>its a fucking backstabbing neocons and happy-to-help liberals episode

How can it be illegally circulated if it was fake?

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WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

Obama's was about 100%

It was fake but still classified anyway

fucking degenerates

I really don't like their original content. The dude they had talking before/after the press conference today was miserable.

I feel like they spread themselves too thin. They should focus on streams for ALL kinds of political events. They should try and become the Youtube CSPAN.

FUCK YEAH I LOVE POVERTY AND LOSING MONEY AND JOBS

TRUMP IS THE GREATEST POVERTY PRESIDENT NOBODY MAKES POVERTY LIKE HE DOES

>liberals suddenly hate the poor
wowie

You're getting a fuck you!

No I was busy doing something and only heard her voice as she praised Bernie.

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In the end it didn't matter. McCain's career will probably end.

WAKEY WAKEY TIME TO EAT

AND EXCHAGE GBPS FOR TREATS

MOMMY GIVES ME SUBSIES FUNDS

OFF TO PUBLIX I NOW RUN

APPROACH COUNTER, LOOK AT GROUND

ORDER BOAR’S HEAD BY THE POUND

DOUBLE MEATS AND EXTRA CHEESES

QUALITY THAT ALWAYS PLEASES

MEANWHILE, IN NORMIE LAND

NASTY MEAT AS DRY AS SAND

PLASTIC CHEESE, SO UNAPPEALING

I CAN ALMOST HEAR THEM SQUEALING

BEGGING FOR MY TASTY TREATS

DELICIOUS PUBLIX BOAR’S HEAD MEATS

I have not had 40 hours a week since 2009. Fuck him.

Is that federal spending shit like jails, military bases, etc? Things the liberal urbanites don't want in their backyards?

This shit doesn't suprise me at all

The pussy tape was also published by neocons.

And they put the "I didn't do that after the marriage" part out.

Fucking scum.

the number changes every picture

>James Clapper

GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I agree, that shit was fucking painful. I had to mute him.