THIS GUY SAID IT, HE'S GOING TO BE TRUMP'S AMBASSADOR TO THE EU
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>let me tell you what the British intelligence told me this morning. This person, who they know, who was an MI6 agent- >Mr. Steele? >It is Christopher Steele. >Christopher Steele, who was an FBI asset at one time, so he has intelligence background. But he was paid by the people that you mentioned, who were working for Jeb Bush. In order to discredit him. >the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.
BONGS WITH THE ABILITY, PLEASE RECORD THIS SECTION AND PUT IT ON TWITTER
Imagine if millions of normies in the US and EU went onto Sup Forums and subsequently found out about the Isreali Mossad agents who were arrested by the NYPD on Sept. 11, 2001 driving white trucks loaded with explosives and carrying a fake work order from a known mossad front company to do work on the fire prevention systems in the World trade center towers starting two weeks before the attacks?
If millions of goyim suddenly knew about the "kurtzberg bothers" and "magic heating & plumbing" i think geo-politics would change DRASTICALLY
Luis Hall
It's definitely Christopher Steele
We just need proof that he was hired and paid for by Jeb and the Democrats
The fact that the Democrats carried over a contract taken out by a Republican is fucking horrific
Adam Gomez
Rhymes with Moloch.
Logan Davis
>Guacman give one of his contracts to the democrats Cuckservatives and Demorats really are one and the same.
Xavier Cooper
Gg
Liam Watson
bumpp
Levi Martin
Disgusting isn't it
Also funny how the Dems were on about "muh foreign interference" when they literally hired a fucking bong to call up their Russian agent friends and ask them if they had data on Trump
Tyler Ross
>he more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AND NOW IS MISSING
THIS GUY WENT TO FLORIDA TO GET SOME TURTLES FROM JEB
Brandon Price
his "intelligence" was obviously just him making shit up.
wonder if he spread any other bullshit like with that FIFA case.
Well he's fucked now, he's going to have the Russians and Americans after him for defaming both of them
If he's gone missing you could try finding him with a geiger counter
Aiden White
the revenge of the Guac
Ryder Moore
FAKE NEWS
Jose Brooks
Be fair to the guy: It wasn't just him making stuff up. It was also him writing down stuff that other people had told him, which they'd made up.
Brandon Allen
>MI6 AGENT
....AAAAnd he's missing. Dropped off the face of the earth.
Liam Hernandez
Bump
Dominic Ramirez
>CNN >Buzzfeed >McCain >Yeb! >all getting supremely BTFO This is wonderful, Trump worst opponents are killing themselves
Ian Carter
You'd think a former MI6 agent would've been a bit more cautious
Angel Parker
Establishment republicans like Jeb are like a cancer to the US. Imagine without Trump you might had to chose between Jeb and Hillary.
Joseph Morgan
this guy gets it
Jackson Harris
>Trump worst opponents are killing themselves
Mass Sudoku.
Connor Clark
The question is also why the British intelligence services attempted to stop the press from publishing his name in relation to the dossier...
Benjamin Robinson
Please tell me Jeb! wasn't behind this..
Charles Gonzalez
>You'd think a former MI6 agent would've been a bit more cautious
It's not like anything bad has happened to him. Apart from the whole - gone missing - thing.
Dominic Clark
>the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.
great pilots.
Colton Brooks
Holy shit I'm voting Jeb! in 2020!
Christopher Wright
>A security source said: 'He is terrified for his safety', adding he may now be abroad or in a safe house.
>A neighbour told the Telegraph: 'He asked me to look after his cat as he would be gone for a few days'.
Evan Flores
F A K E N E W S A K E N E W S
Hudson Perry
...
Wyatt Johnson
>If he's gone missing you could try finding him with a geiger counter
Oh god how did I miss this.
Truly, we have the best wit.
Cameron Murphy
Kek
Sebastian Russell
>yfw Jeb! finally retaliated for the Sunday Funday Trump ruined for him
Dylan Thomas
...
Thomas Myers
he probably was a typer or the slave making coffee for the real spies Best he could have done is spying on people who do not pay the television tax
Eli Sanchez
>Claims about a Russian blackmail tape were made in one of a series of reports written by a former British intelligence agent. As a member of MI6, he had been posted to the UK’s embassy in Moscow and now runs a consultancy giving advice on doing business in Russia. He spoke to a number of his old contacts in the FSB, the successor to the KGB, paying some of them for information. The Washington political research company that commissioned his report showed it to me during the final week of the election campaign. >The opposition research firm that commissioned the report had worked first for a superPAC (political action committee) during the Republican primaries. Then during the general election, they were funded by an anonymous Democratic Party supporter. blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/can-donald-trump-really-compromised-agent-russian-influence/
Daniel Martinez
>yfw this is damage control to cover up them using that guys letter as evidence and now its backfireing
Jeremiah Reed
Jesus Christ
Grayson Fisher
thats not trump
Xavier Bell
John le Carre's next book is the "Guac that Came in from the Cold"
Matthew Perez
You have clearly got don't your research mes amis.
He certainly wasn't a mere typist.
Wyatt Carter
WHAT WAS THE SUPERPAC
WE NEED TO KNOW WHO WAS FUNDING IT
Ian Lewis
>¡Jeb! redemption arc
Thomas Powell
>>The opposition research firm that commissioned the report had worked first for a superPAC (political action committee) during the Republican primaries. Then during the general election, they were funded by an anonymous Democratic Party supporter.
>(((anonymous Democratic Party supporter)))
Shady as fuck
Brandon Garcia
Well he is clearly retarded
Isaac Kelly
it's John McCain.
Eli Hernandez
>the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more. So it's pretty much confirmed we feed him the piss stories and he added them to the dossier at our behest?
Aaron Hall
It wasn't us
Asher Hill
CAN SOME BONG PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO SO WE CAN GET IT OUT THERE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Julian Green
Dont doubt it was this faggot too
Gavin Sanders
WE JEB NOW
Gavin Brooks
but who were these fake Russian agents feeding him nonsense?
Kayden Scott
>Isreali Mossad agents who were arrested by the NYPD on Sept. 11, 2001 driving white trucks loaded with explosives I need to know more. Please elaborate.
Luke Bennett
Well a Spy must be in disguise sometimes, but this is too much.
Bentley Rogers
We had nothing to do with it
Matthew Adams
FSB contacts he's made in his time working in MI6
Or he just pulled them out of his ass for quick dosh
desu this sounds like a crock of shit, just more disinformation
then again, the original allegations sounded like disinformation, and sometimes two wrongs really do make a right
Owen Green
I strongly suspect the FSB agent just hinted that they had some freaky shit on Trump because he thought it'd be funny. All the rubbish we made up got added to the document as corroborating details, because they assumed it must all be from the same true event.
Ayden Rodriguez
This more likely. Probably he was out of work or "retired" and wanted to make himself a nice quick buck.
Got a buyer for some information which he did not have, so he made it. Once he had the money he knew he can just poof if shit hits the fan.
Nathan Rogers
>So it's pretty much confirmed we feed him the piss stories and he added them to the dossier at our behest?
I honestly think that might be closish to the mark. I get the feeling that these reports are essentially just documented avenues for FURTHER investigation. As in: Some dude said this to me in a bar while drunk, look into it.
My guess is that the piss thing was someone who seemed mildy credible telling it to Wilson, who then told everyone on the planet about it, and it ended up in the report.
Ryder Edwards
>I had to pay these contacts >so in addition to my fee, reimburse me >;) hehe
Charles Collins
WHAT THE FUCK JEB
Brandon Murphy
REMINDER: Christopher Steele is a meme-name of a famous gay pornster. It may not be his real name, and may be part of an elaborate troll.
Jordan Campbell
Whoever paid him cash may likely kill him now and blame it on Trump to make Trump seem like Putin.
Aaron Martin
>to call up their Russian agent friends and ask them if they had data on Trump He never called any Russian """friends"""". He wrote fan-fiction and used stories from any source, including our meme stories using materials making fun of Rick Wilson's piss-pimp son.
Jose Reyes
>Christopher Steele
he seems to be a real person.
name is very close to "Christoper Poole" though.
Christopher Hill
What if the user wrote Goldengate, sent it to Rick Wilson, and then Rick Wilson sent it to Christopher Steele?
I don't have a Twitter/YT to share this, so people can spread it around themselves if they want.
Brayden Jenkins
>implying mi6 exists for any other reason than to sell James Bond 007 movies and merchandise
Dominic Roberts
It was idris elba wasnt it, MI6 toppest nigg agent
Alexander Fisher
I legitimately can't tell who's rusing who anymore
Camden Perez
Cool, shill it on twitter if you can
Noah Ramirez
How hard would it be to pretend to be a former MI6 agent and get hired by Jeb!?
Noah Perry
>88 How does that guac taste now fags.
Grayson Mitchell
> The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.
He was cautious in his own way. You seem to think he cared about the cause.
Dylan Reed
No it was Jebs mom, maybe she should be running.
Xavier Thomas
Honestly, if he was really an agent worth his salt, he got enough money out of it, to dissapear in a 3rd world country and live out his life as a rich fucker.
Dominic Bailey
It would've been 2012 all over again. Romney & King Nigger wasn't a real choice either.
Christopher Jones
>cautious >doxxes himself whilst working to discredit a Presidential candidate who becomes President
wew lad
Chase Diaz
Good work.
Thomas White
Posting here, I'm desensitized to good banter, but occasionally something stands out that does a number on my sides. Thanks for the laughs dad
Jaxson Morris
Our sock accounts on twitter & email were the """"Russian sources"""""
Josiah Harris
Why do cuckservatives side with the left? Is it just conservatives who are virtue signalling or are they plants? If they are why aren't we infiltrating leftists?
Nathaniel Campbell
>Trump's man said it's fake so it must be fake lol righto
Isaiah Turner
Shekels. >Hey vanya i have gold for trump info >Hmm I neednig monies for buying much of beetroots, I mkae somethig up
Jack Ortiz
kek
Austin Thompson
There is no FSB agent. It's fan-fiction of made up stories and collected made-up stories feed to him by randoms (like us).
Jose Reyes
I think this is likely. Alternatively, the story went from Rick Wilson to someone like John McCain, who then was given a copy of the original report and said 'Hey, that ties in with something else I heard...' Didn't the OP say that they were tying what he'd said with a Russian spy report in about November?
Bear in mind that copying shit you've heard somewhere is par for the course in intelligence circles, because there's no way of validating whether anything is true or not.
Henry Davis
>Christoper Poole I just googled that name and apparently he's a famous cuckporn actor! The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper!
Connor Anderson
> Spy that came in from the cold OMG it can heavily feature the wall
Kayden Rodriguez
SLOW AND STEADY DAHNALD
SLOW AND STEADY
Joseph Peterson
Are you saying someone paid an mi6 agent! To discredit Donald trump one week before he becomes president and all he can come up with is pissgate. Then the next day everyone finds out it's fake news?
That is ALSO completely fucking! Fake!
William Ross
>the story is true because look at all these important sounding people saying they were connected to it