JEB BUSH AND DEMOCRATS HIRED MI6 AGENT TO MAKE PISSGATE DOSSIER

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IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING

12:06

THIS GUY SAID IT, HE'S GOING TO BE TRUMP'S AMBASSADOR TO THE EU

TRANSCRIPT FOR NON-BONGS:

>let me tell you what the British intelligence told me this morning. This person, who they know, who was an MI6 agent-
>Mr. Steele?
>It is Christopher Steele.
>Christopher Steele, who was an FBI asset at one time, so he has intelligence background. But he was paid by the people that you mentioned, who were working for Jeb Bush. In order to discredit him.
>the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.

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thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/07/how-samantha-bee-s-full-frontal-tracked-down-russia-s-pro-trump-trolls.html
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SLOW AND STEADY

>Jeb!, the disappointing son.

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I think he was a bit too slow though

However,

Imagine if millions of normies in the US and EU went onto Sup Forums and subsequently found out about the Isreali Mossad agents who were arrested by the NYPD on Sept. 11, 2001 driving white trucks loaded with explosives and carrying a fake work order from a known mossad front company to do work on the fire prevention systems in the World trade center towers starting two weeks before the attacks?

If millions of goyim suddenly knew about the "kurtzberg bothers" and "magic heating & plumbing" i think geo-politics would change DRASTICALLY

It's definitely Christopher Steele

We just need proof that he was hired and paid for by Jeb and the Democrats

The fact that the Democrats carried over a contract taken out by a Republican is fucking horrific

Rhymes with Moloch.

>Guacman give one of his contracts to the democrats
Cuckservatives and Demorats really are one and the same.

Gg

bumpp

Disgusting isn't it

Also funny how the Dems were on about "muh foreign interference" when they literally hired a fucking bong to call up their Russian agent friends and ask them if they had data on Trump

>he more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND NOW IS MISSING

THIS GUY WENT TO FLORIDA TO GET SOME TURTLES FROM JEB

his "intelligence" was obviously just him making shit up.

wonder if he spread any other bullshit like with that FIFA case.

youtu.be/8ocX3-XIDNY

Well he's fucked now, he's going to have the Russians and Americans after him for defaming both of them

If he's gone missing you could try finding him with a geiger counter

the revenge of the Guac

FAKE NEWS

Be fair to the guy: It wasn't just him making stuff up. It was also him writing down stuff that other people had told him, which they'd made up.

>MI6 AGENT


....AAAAnd he's missing. Dropped off the face of the earth.

Bump

>CNN
>Buzzfeed
>McCain
>Yeb!
>all getting supremely BTFO
This is wonderful, Trump worst opponents are killing themselves

You'd think a former MI6 agent would've been a bit more cautious

Establishment republicans like Jeb are like a cancer to the US. Imagine without Trump you might had to chose between Jeb and Hillary.

this guy gets it

>Trump worst opponents are killing themselves

Mass Sudoku.

The question is also why the British intelligence services attempted to stop the press from publishing his name in relation to the dossier...

Please tell me Jeb! wasn't behind this..

>You'd think a former MI6 agent would've been a bit more cautious

It's not like anything bad has happened to him. Apart from the whole - gone missing - thing.

>the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.

great pilots.

Holy shit I'm voting Jeb! in 2020!

>A security source said: 'He is terrified for his safety', adding he may now be abroad or in a safe house.

>A neighbour told the Telegraph: 'He asked me to look after his cat as he would be gone for a few days'.

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>If he's gone missing you could try finding him with a geiger counter

Oh god how did I miss this.

Truly, we have the best wit.

Kek

>yfw Jeb! finally retaliated for the Sunday Funday Trump ruined for him

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he probably was a typer or the slave making coffee for the real spies
Best he could have done is spying on people who do not pay the television tax

>Claims about a Russian blackmail tape were made in one of a series of reports written by a former British intelligence agent. As a member of MI6, he had been posted to the UK’s embassy in Moscow and now runs a consultancy giving advice on doing business in Russia. He spoke to a number of his old contacts in the FSB, the successor to the KGB, paying some of them for information. The Washington political research company that commissioned his report showed it to me during the final week of the election campaign.
>The opposition research firm that commissioned the report had worked first for a superPAC (political action committee) during the Republican primaries. Then during the general election, they were funded by an anonymous Democratic Party supporter.
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/can-donald-trump-really-compromised-agent-russian-influence/

>yfw this is damage control to cover up them using that guys letter as evidence and now its backfireing

Jesus Christ

thats not trump

John le Carre's next book is the "Guac that Came in from the Cold"

You have clearly got don't your research mes amis.

He certainly wasn't a mere typist.

WHAT WAS THE SUPERPAC

WE NEED TO KNOW WHO WAS FUNDING IT

>¡Jeb! redemption arc

>>The opposition research firm that commissioned the report had worked first for a superPAC (political action committee) during the Republican primaries. Then during the general election, they were funded by an anonymous Democratic Party supporter.

>(((anonymous Democratic Party supporter)))

Shady as fuck

Well he is clearly retarded

it's John McCain.

>the Democrats took over the contract, he kept adding to the dossier, and using information given to him by the FSB in Russia, most of it fabricated. The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.
So it's pretty much confirmed we feed him the piss stories and he added them to the dossier at our behest?

It wasn't us

CAN SOME BONG PLEASE MAKE A VIDEO SO WE CAN GET IT OUT THERE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont doubt it was this faggot too

WE JEB NOW

but who were these fake Russian agents feeding him nonsense?

>Isreali Mossad agents who were arrested by the NYPD on Sept. 11, 2001 driving white trucks loaded with explosives
I need to know more. Please elaborate.

Well a Spy must be in disguise sometimes, but this is too much.

We had nothing to do with it

FSB contacts he's made in his time working in MI6

Or he just pulled them out of his ass for quick dosh

I am trying to capture this now

it's similar to this nonsense.

thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/11/07/how-samantha-bee-s-full-frontal-tracked-down-russia-s-pro-trump-trolls.html

desu this sounds like a crock of shit, just more disinformation

then again, the original allegations sounded like disinformation, and sometimes two wrongs really do make a right

I strongly suspect the FSB agent just hinted that they had some freaky shit on Trump because he thought it'd be funny. All the rubbish we made up got added to the document as corroborating details, because they assumed it must all be from the same true event.

This more likely. Probably he was out of work or "retired" and wanted to make himself a nice quick buck.

Got a buyer for some information which he did not have, so he made it. Once he had the money he knew he can just poof if shit hits the fan.

>So it's pretty much confirmed we feed him the piss stories and he added them to the dossier at our behest?

I honestly think that might be closish to the mark.
I get the feeling that these reports are essentially just documented avenues for FURTHER investigation.
As in: Some dude said this to me in a bar while drunk, look into it.

My guess is that the piss thing was someone who seemed mildy credible telling it to Wilson, who then told everyone on the planet about it, and it ended up in the report.

>I had to pay these contacts
>so in addition to my fee, reimburse me
>;) hehe

WHAT THE FUCK JEB

REMINDER:
Christopher Steele is a meme-name of a famous gay pornster. It may not be his real name, and may be part of an elaborate troll.

Whoever paid him cash may likely kill him now and blame it on Trump to make Trump seem like Putin.

>to call up their Russian agent friends and ask them if they had data on Trump
He never called any Russian """friends"""". He wrote fan-fiction and used stories from any source, including our meme stories using materials making fun of Rick Wilson's piss-pimp son.

>Christopher Steele

he seems to be a real person.

name is very close to "Christoper Poole" though.

What if the user wrote Goldengate, sent it to Rick Wilson, and then Rick Wilson sent it to Christopher Steele?

Be careful!

Okay, ripped the video of the relevant part:
streamable.com/nrqfo

I don't have a Twitter/YT to share this, so people can spread it around themselves if they want.

>implying mi6 exists for any other reason than to sell James Bond 007 movies and merchandise

It was idris elba wasnt it, MI6 toppest nigg agent

I legitimately can't tell who's rusing who anymore

Cool, shill it on twitter if you can

How hard would it be to pretend to be a former MI6 agent and get hired by Jeb!?

>88
How does that guac taste now fags.

> The more he put into the dossier the more he got paid. So he made a sensationalist dossier, as fat as possible, just like you're a lawyer, you charge more billable hours so you get paid more.

He was cautious in his own way. You seem to think he cared about the cause.

No it was Jebs mom, maybe she should be running.

Honestly, if he was really an agent worth his salt, he got enough money out of it, to dissapear in a 3rd world country and live out his life as a rich fucker.

It would've been 2012 all over again. Romney & King Nigger wasn't a real choice either.

>cautious
>doxxes himself whilst working to discredit a Presidential candidate who becomes President

wew lad

Good work.

Posting here, I'm desensitized to good banter, but occasionally something stands out that does a number on my sides. Thanks for the laughs dad

Our sock accounts on twitter & email were the """"Russian sources"""""

Why do cuckservatives side with the left? Is it just conservatives who are virtue signalling or are they plants? If they are why aren't we infiltrating leftists?

>Trump's man said it's fake so it must be fake
lol righto

Shekels.
>Hey vanya i have gold for trump info
>Hmm I neednig monies for buying much of beetroots, I mkae somethig up

kek

There is no FSB agent. It's fan-fiction of made up stories and collected made-up stories feed to him by randoms (like us).

I think this is likely. Alternatively, the story went from Rick Wilson to someone like John McCain, who then was given a copy of the original report and said 'Hey, that ties in with something else I heard...' Didn't the OP say that they were tying what he'd said with a Russian spy report in about November?

Bear in mind that copying shit you've heard somewhere is par for the course in intelligence circles, because there's no way of validating whether anything is true or not.

>Christoper Poole
I just googled that name and apparently he's a famous cuckporn actor! The rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper!

> Spy that came in from the cold
OMG it can heavily feature the wall

SLOW AND STEADY DAHNALD

SLOW AND STEADY

Are you saying someone paid an mi6 agent! To discredit Donald trump one week before he becomes president and all he can come up with is pissgate. Then the next day everyone finds out it's fake news?

That is ALSO completely fucking! Fake!

>the story is true because look at all these important sounding people saying they were connected to it