CHOOSE YOUR ALLY

>A small group of sketchy looking individuals attack you in a dark alley.
>You only have one friend of a certain country to aid you in the fight.

Where is your friend from?

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Russia.

sweden
i'll offer his ass to my attackers and then run

Russia

Russia
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America

John Cena.

same desu

France.
I'm pretty sure nothing will go wrong.

America

If you give someone a choice between punching an American and punching someone from anywhere else they will punch the American 9 times in 10

>Israel

Britain. Best fighters in the world.

Bantztralia.

Italy.

That bastard will go all mafia on your ass.

And then he'll remain a gentleman too.

A fellow American because we will both be armed.

America or Russia, armed friend is best friend.

Any European country will do he'll use his suicide vest on them when he gets surrounded.

Germany

We're all shitskins now so nothing will happen as we join them and rob some Swedes later

Canada.

Then I could join in on beating him up together.

keked

Russia

russia

Texas

Nice Gay, out dated, dead to begin with, cancerous, aids inducing meme

Serbia

either this

or

this
or


this

Russia if I want to win and go to jail.
GB is I want to win.
Israel if I want to get whooped but create a huge media circus about anti-semitism and start gofundmes and get tons of money.

Yep I was gonna say this.

In America Eastern Europeans are portrayed as tough. Russians as calculated.

So you get tough calculated guy; that's a fight winner right there.

We are not helping your ass out for shit.

Aussies for sure

>that id

kek

Israel

Can it be a specific person or is it randomized to be a categorically average citizen of said country? Russians are not afraid to die, they are like feral animals, I would probably bring a Russian along.
If we are allowed to be armed, assuming there were too many for me to kill before they managed to down me, an average southerner (removing Florida from the pool because I don't want an old jew) would do. If I got myself some war vet that still trains for fun daily we could take on a whole gang of dindus given the right terrain, the only place we would be fucked would be in a narrow alley, because in a narrow alley even their monkey aim would eventually hit, probably more from the ricochet than an actual direct hit.

Israel.

Holy.fucking.shit.
>Ireland is there something you are not telling us?

I think they'd rather punch a poofter first, mate.

It's your friend so probably not a specific person. (like some wrestler or Putin)

I see what you did there

>ID
BTFO by kek

Nigga you gay

Switzerland or America for self defence.

Sweden so I can use them as bait.

Can I instead be in Texas and the tugs have knives and fist while I'm equipped only with my colt?

Most of us carry assault baguettes nowadays.

No, I don't fap to Aae

Congo

>Gay Elm

Russia or Ireland if it's going to be a fist fight.

I fend for myself because nobody gives a fuck regardless of flag

>2017

Sorrz, meant to say THUGS but iOS is a fucking liberal and avoids words that might offend niggers.

>tfw this actually happen when I invited a greek friend of mine in my city
Alexandros is that you?

any middle eastern mudslime country.

not only would it deal with the assailants but it'll kill itself doing so. you win twice.

USA.

>western European
FTFY

So far it looks like Russia, USA and Israel are the favorites

He would probably just send hellfire missiles on him and claim the land he stood on as Israeli.

A slav of some kind.

A pole, a russian, a lithuanian... I don't care. As long as he is 50% vodka and wheres an adidas track jacket I would trust him to beat the hell out of the attackers.

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Russia

You faggot tree

KEK

Anyone else would be an idiot to not pick USA. We fight at school like it's a required course.

I pick Russia.

shit just now saw it lmao

>tfw I was about to post Russia
Why can't our countries just be friends?

Srbija, since gypsies are immune to pain

>tfw the best fight in high school was when a girl picked up and unopened can of soda and punched a dude in the face with it

Son you have never heard a pop like that in your life.

But we just 8 days away from that.

An albanian

Somalia.

If he rapes me, the attackers will be creeped out and leave.

If he rapes them, I can also rape them and I can get off in some boipussi.

I remember recording that.
I feel like some sort of celebrity.

Any nog country. I'd run, let him get destroyed and then call it a racist attack so I can get sympathy and start a gofundme.

thats gay

Finland.

Kek.

i really hoped that it would be you.
Cus you posted the same pic. I saved it the instant I heard it.
Its just great.

Mind doing another one, maybe about something else? Your laugh is just perfect.

Mexibro with knife, no food for last 2 days and promise of free tacos if he gets me out alive. Bring your shit niggers.

lol faggot

>Gay
holy fucking shit
I think kek might like Americans

>using iOS

What is wrong with you?

The Boer republic of Transvaal.

i'd choose a skateboarding owl, so my ollying owly ally could allay my alley altercation

Israel for sure. They'll go Krav Maga on his ass. Game Over.

G A Y
A
Y

Hungary

>Gay1
wow

Estonia

Can confirm, Ireland is disproportionately full of fucking faggots

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I have no real merit desu, it's pretty much a copy of that one american doing a vocaroo mocking the french
No real idea but here you go. If you want more just ask

Niggers only fight in groups of three or more.

Amen comrade.

I hope, I want some cheap slavshit tbqhwy.

An American. They always have several guns on them.

fuck dude i love your voice lmao
you got any fake email i could contact you on?

>Krav Maga
>Maga

oh dear lord

Send me your steam or whatever, I don't have fake email. If you don't have it I'll make one.

gimme any country of the northern ex-yugoslavian states

>Gay1+Elm

You can't make this shit up.

It's because we have the god emperor elect, Kek's chosen one.

i dont wanna post my steam on Sup Forums here.
I will give you my steam over skype.
Add me in skype: prussianfaggot
in case you dont have skype or cant find me
, my fake email:
[email protected]

plus if things go to shit you can always outrun their mobility scooter

Well right now, my friend Walther is from Germany, and he's very effective in a fist fight.

Uhh... I'm pretty sure California is a country, so I'll go with that.

Italy