ACHTUNG SCHWEINEHUND!

>ACHTUNG SCHWEINEHUND!
>WAS IST DEINE NATIONALITÄT?!
>You are forced to hand over your identification card to the Wehrmacht soldier

How fucked are you Sup Forums? Will you be gassed?

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No

I should be fine.

No id tell him avedazen

I'm confused by the question

I'd be an American in Nazi Germany during he war so they may confine me to a camp or something to wait out the end of the war

A okay senpai, might get gassed for being a faggot tho

>tfw blue eyed Dane

Have a wonderful day, good man.

FUCK

IM CIRCUMCISED

WHAT DO I TELL HIM Sup Forums?

(not a jew btw)

"Deutsch"

>I don't have to hand anything to you, soldier.
*tip SS-Offizier hat, do a 360 and goose step away*

Entire family is from central Germany. I'm good

I'll be fine. I might even be able to make fl. 2,50 on the side!

DEUTSCH, HERR KOMMANDANT

ich bin ein berliner

anschluss to you too, herr

verboten

I'd ask to be recruited so i can gas jews n muslims

>tfw being prussian and fuggen national socialists ruined Germany forever

100% nigger

amen bruder

If you can't even understand this simple question then you are going straight to the gas chamber.

>See Nationality
>American

To the labor camp you go

>tfw you will never be a Volunteer fighting in the Eastern front

Since I'm an aryan anglo nordic slav hybrid I think I'm ok?

I-I.. surrender !

Here they are dear occupationnal force officer.

By the way this house is hiding kikes you should check it out

but you didn't even clarify if it was during or before the war

before the war they would have had a beer with me

>Irish-English ancestry
I'll be fine, I think.

Sieg Heil, Kamerad

No, I know what to say:

Nicht schiessen, ich bin ein Deutcher Soldaten!

Franco Multi-pass :^)

Checked !!!

No worries mein ofizier. Im already in the slovene homeguard

nej.
Joderne lob den vej
>points towards OP

AM I BEING DETAINED?

Lol no, I'm 2nd degree mixed at worst.

Hello my dudes

>Look in Passport
>Finland

You may go

Mashallah Kamerad, ich bin "syrisch"-deutsch.

Where is my unit kameraad?

>Look at nationality
>Soviet

We both know where you are going son

Meine nationalität ist Italien von Friûl. Die Dvce ist Führers freunde.

Fick off

its a nazi ss. All you got to do is yell loud stuff in german that makes you sound like their hero hitler. JA ICH EINEN SUPER SOLDAR YA SIE FLAGGEN MY WIENER SCHNITZEL NOW JA GUT.

>mfw we could've ruled the world alongside our Hungarian, Italian and German bros

crap

VORHAUTVERENGUNG

You'll be fine

have german last name

I laugh and ask how to get his job

Sup brother, we fought against the Soviet Union remember?

>Hungry

Depends

What did the Nazi's think of the Irish?

I'm fine.

German and Scandanavian

I sometimes wonder what happened to the revolution that wanted to promote non interventionalist ethnocentrism.

Did they just get beat down?

>Slavshit
>fine

>peruvian
>and cuban
how will he react i have no clue

>Dutch
We'll be buying each other pints and opening a bike rental service for the wehrmacht

FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL. NO REFUGEES. TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT AND EATEN.
Do you speak any German or Swedish besides the names of cars and Ikea furniture?

I'll be fine, remember Mengele.

Hey there ally! How is the war on the eastern front going?

As proto-germans I'll be fine.
Can I join up?

...

I thought it would be just dein nationalitat?
deine is feminine right? unless it's plural
it's been years since I took german so I'm probably wrong

Herr Oberleutnant, ich bin kein Spion!
hier sind meine Papiere.

I'd click my heels, salute him with a HEIL HITLER and gladly hand him my passport

i'm Scottish and Irish so probably will be fine

I'm 100% Aryan. However I'd pull a gun if I had one instead and cap him to save God's Chosen People and I guess the slavs he'd find.

Well I was born a white german, but people on this website all call me achmed so I guess I'm dead

ITT: 99% of posters will be gassed.
Sage goes in all fields.

>WE WUZ AXIS AND SHIIIEEET
I'm totally fine.

holy fuck the true definition of a soviet rape baby

"Guten Tag meinen Germanischen Brüder"

I'm 1/4th black so even if i were involved with national NatSoc movements i guess i'd still be fucked.

>You will address me as Obersturmbannführer and I will take a look at YOUR identification card!

I'll be fine.

Sorry, I don't speak cuckenese.

hungry

actually not, ancestors thought its a splendid Idea to get free land in Russia over a hundred years ago.

100% swede, blonde and all.
Now officer, why not take a seat and negotiate some iron trade?

Guten tag, soldat!

Here are my papers! No jewish or coloured blood runs in my veins.

Heil Hitler!

I am have intelligence about the nature of the allied invasion of Normandy, take me to your fuhrer

I'm obviously a foreign volunteer so I'll be fine.

HEIL HITLER!

Oh, no. I was speaking genetics wise.

I can only speak English.

>Hungry
Is this a shitpost?

I don't know but I know I have this German's watch.

I got a Trump card.

you can only really understand your own language if you speak another one as well

FUCK YOU I DONT HAVE TO DO CRAP YOU PIECE OF SHIT GERMANNIGGER

Probs gassed even tho I'm Mediterranean master race... I look Arabic with my beard kek

I did speak a very butchered caveman French, but that language is disgusting so I dropped it. The best I got in the foreign language department is that I can read Hirigana

>hungry
my digits say hungary renamed to hungry

Ja,Ja,calm down.

I have the papers right here.

I'm with General Antonescu.

I would hide my Israeli passport and show him my American one. I am a crypto Jew since I have only one Jewish parent; no one ever suspects me when I'm abroad.

>I know Mr. Garrison
>*soldiers unanimously drop guns
> Sorry sir, you may proceed

>uncircumcised, brown haired green eyed celt-nord.
Should be fine.

>Franco multipass
>Dead relative in the Blue Division

I'm fine. I would share a few drinks with him.

THE PEOPLE OF DENMARK STANDS WITH THE REICH ONCE AGAIN

SIEG HEIL

no, i understand every one has his and her job, but make it snappy please, i'm on my way to the eastfront.
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they might gas me if they looked into it but I have a not jewish last name so by an ID card alone I should be fine

eternal anglo here, would be gassed/10

You can't hide, satan

>wehrmacht

Not at all. Married a fellow fraulein. My last name literally ends in "Haus."

same

I'm a Jew but I have an (((Irish))) last name.

1/8 Jew. On the right side of the Nuremburg Laws.

Jokes on you i have no passport and im stuck in germany because they dont want to deport me back to the ukrain and i have no cash to leave myself.

MEINE IST PERUVIANNIA! SHUSS