*blocks your path *

*blocks your path *

Looks like a tough guy, probably worth the loot

"If you can speak a single sentence without sounding like a fat kid in 3rd grade, you win"

*kites him*

Have you guys read his book, the Simian Silmarillion?

Turn 360ยบ and walk away

>Teleports behind him
>makes fire
>Sorry Ook, nothing personal.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

slap his gf's ass

Typical south american system of education

>Defeat the beast of Cernovichia
>"Oh sweet, he dropped a +5 kettlebell of strength!"

you see my gun do you really want to do this?

*throw multi purpose use zyklon b vial*

I'd turn 360 degrees and buy a playstation too

*hurt his feelings*

*teleports behind you*

Crackers is ugly.

*Unsheathes mindset

DONT HE'LL AGGRO HIS WHOLE TRIBE

trshills pls go nobody cares

fuck off cernovich

*Unzips English teacher*

*teleports behind*

>nothin' personnel

If he was the hulk, who would the rest of the avengers be?

Hello i was just on my way to buy your book i swear!

break his brain with fake math proofs

Oooga booga by Book

if you turned 360 you would still be facing him and would therefore walk into him when you tried to walk away dumbass

>power attack with ebony sword with fire enchant
>fus-roh-da
>cast flame rune
>hit him with fireball until he gets to the flame rune
>cast flame wall
>repeat

>Argentina intellectuals

b8

You can turn 360 degrees and walk away backwards, you unimaginative fag.