Scott Adams tribute

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!
OH MY FUCKING KEK!

>tribute
simpsons is kill?

He may be in

>Tribute to a larper
digits confirm

Suck it

It seems that was indeed Scott.

Wait...

...are you Scott!?

You guys go from worshipping a frog to worshipping the guy who insulted your frog and it demanding you attack isis. Sure is lereddit up in here

Scott is /ourguy/ but I'll never forget when he faltered about a month before the election.

t b h around that time we were all exhausted and downtrodden, there was a lot of existential doubt about the future of the country just before the final stretch.

Whew, those were some bad good times.

Ultimately good, but man. My spirit took a beating

The most fun i never want to have again

He always knew

REEEEEEEE

It seems like the guy was for real.
Scott Adams hasn't posted anything on twitter for the past 3 hours, and his last tweet was ''You won't see that advice in public.''

Then a guy shows up on Sup Forums and does actually give fairly decent advice.

I've read each and every one of his posts in the last 2 years. If he was a larper, he was a genius larper, precise and quick, a real chameleon. I think he was the real Scott.

what a time to be olive

It really did seem like it was.

I haven't been persuaded by this

Well, I'll paste my ISIS-melting story here. Maybe we could elaborate it together, or find a way to inject it into the narrative. It would be a lulz.

>Meet Muhammed, former ISIS fighter and lover of Al-Fuckdady, now safe in a Bulgaria refugee camp.

Muhammed escaped from ISIS after his sugar daddy, a powerful captain of the Caliphate, was killed by a Russian strike in Aleppo.

>It was horrible. We were separated because he knew the Syrians were about to encircle our lines... He forced me to leave. He could give only one thing to remember him... His favourite Yaoi hentai, smuggled at great risk from Israel; he couldn't risk that other fighters find it.

Did anybody knew about your relationship?
>Yes, actually. Suspects, at the beginning. That was a real problem. Al-Fuckdady could not properly have sex with a Yazidi slave that another fighter had bought him as a gift. Plus, we were together all the time, i was his assistant... this one time I gave him a hickey on the neck, he was so angry, because he had to talk with the Sheik of the region. But he was angry in a cute way.

How was it when you had to leave him in Aleppo?
>horrible. horrible. He made me promise that I would never have sex with a black man or a Jew, but that I would have to find true love and also a girl to have a child with. He fantasized about having a family with me and my babies all the time.

How do you cope with the idea that he's now in Heaven with 72 female virgins?
>Well, it's not that bad. I'm not jealous. He truly was disgusted at vaginas. I imagine him drinking and waiting for me in chastity. I figured that one day, if I die a glorious death like him, we'll meet again and the girls will serve us both for eternity.

I don't know if the gay angle is good enough since they defeat that meme by literally throwing gays off of buildings in real life.

I think maybe a good route would be pushing the (probably true but still funny sounding) notion that recruits to ISIS sign up because they're beta virgins who can't get a girlfriend so want to get a sex slave, make it seem like a thing for incel losers.

cont.

What do you mean drinking? It isn't strictly forbidden? And how do you feel about the ISIS and their position about gay issues?

>Alcohol is not allowed, it has to be given to the captains so they'll destroy it. Of that, part is publicly get rid of, part... well, we like to party as any person. You have to understand that we are making Jihad here. If we die, we're going to be clean from every sin, In'shallah. So why feel bad?
>About the homosexuality issue, you see, many of us are conflicting with their own sexuality. Honestly, the fatwas are not that clear. The point the Prophet - peace be upon him - wanted to make is to urge us to reproduce and not appear feminine. Which is hard, because sometimes you just want to act like your true self. A lot of anger and violence comes out from this self-repression. But at least... at least the one who are outed can feel the breeze one last time. And I'm sure we all can fly to Heaven together, where we can be ourselves.

the narrative, as I hint in here is that martyrdom in the Jihad cleanse them from each and every sin. So they might as well act on it. One could say that they go to Syria EXACTLY IN ORDER TO have forgiveness for they faggotry, much like the Crusaders and particularly Templars did at the time.

You said that he liked to dream about a life together with you and a family. Can you elaborate? And why not have a family in the western countries, where you'd be accepted?

>It was a dream of his, but he couldn't stop thinking about what his mother would say. She worked very hard to mold him into the hard man i fell in love with. But it wasn't easy for him. Until he was 14/15 he was considered the "pussyboy" of the family. That until he found a gym, in Egypt, where he could both "be himself", if you know what I mean, and find steroids... that changed his appearance radically.

What are your dreams now?
>I want to fulfill the promises I made him. I want to reach Germany and find a nice guy, maybe Egyptian like my Al-Fuckdady. But i want also to have a child. I promised him. I'll call him Issa, just like him. And one day we'll be together in Heaven. I'm sure Allah, the Holy and the Forgiving, will not be angry at us, and will not require that we immolate ourself for a wordly end like the Caliphate. We'll meet again.

Why did you tell this to us? Why now?
>I had to run away and change my identity, because I'd be killed. Many were suspecting, nobody would forget that i left Aleppo. And many warriors that know me were able to escape because the Russians let them. But they didn't take this route, and I feel quite safe now. Still, I want this story to be heard. I left my hometown to earn forgiveness by Allah. I found love. I lost it. But now I understand. This was all in His plans. Blessings be upon him.

Well guys, I throw it into the hivemind. KEK will decide.
If you like it, we'll slowly find a way to discuss it together. I sense great and lulzy times coming.

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Digits confirm it's the real Scott Adams

Damn, I missed him. I wanted to ask him about Abu Hajaar.