Deine papieren bitte.
>This man asks you for your ID 1) Green = High ranking Reich official: Pass 2) Blue = SS / Wehrmacht: Pass 3) Red = Communist: Arrest on sight 4) Brown = Juden: Arrest on sight 5) Pink = Gypsy / Homosexual, Untermensch: Arrest on sight Everything else means you're a citizen.
January 12, 2017 - 09:32
>Hans, wehre die letzten persone nicht schwartze juden? >Mein gott, was haben wihr getan!?
January 12, 2017 - 09:33
>Verdammt Fritz, du has Satan trips wiedermahl gemacht
January 12, 2017 - 09:34
Bist du eine Jude? Ich beginne zum ein bische color blind te worden.
January 12, 2017 - 09:36
found der juden get on train pls i ss
January 12, 2017 - 09:38
Hapanazis sind doch suess
RAUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 12, 2017 - 09:39
I'm here to cause death, sir
January 12, 2017 - 09:39
Kommen sie ihr bitte, deine name ist,... Hehr Schlomo Shekelwitz Goldstein?? Hmmm..
January 12, 2017 - 09:40
Da, comra- er, I mean Yavol, mein freund.
January 12, 2017 - 09:40
Wilkommen auf das Reich mein guttes Freunden!
January 12, 2017 - 09:41
Oy vey, I didn't know they needed papers here...
January 12, 2017 - 09:41
Du bist kein gypsy aber du looks verdammt viel auf einer gypsy fraulein.
January 12, 2017 - 09:42
Bitte, volkswagen. Das ist fantastish.
January 12, 2017 - 09:42
Ja hollou ik bin eiene deutch o ja
ÜBER ALLES BIST DEUSTLANDY
January 12, 2017 - 09:42
>Nein Fritz, das ist einer Juden.. >Juden!?!?! Schweeeeeeeeiiiis
January 12, 2017 - 09:43
I'm not a jew. Let me pass.
January 12, 2017 - 09:45
The diety of smugness here
January 12, 2017 - 09:45
What is the meaning of this, dont u know who i am
January 12, 2017 - 09:45
Wihr need ze passport fur ein little while longer hehr,... Ithzak.
January 12, 2017 - 09:45
(Shut up, you'll blow my cover)
January 12, 2017 - 09:46
Probably gonna be gassed for being a leaf anyway
January 12, 2017 - 09:46
Oi cunt. Grab a gob at me ID.
Also, my phone autocorrects fuck and shit every time. But Cunt goes through unchallenged? God bless the Australian dictionary.
January 12, 2017 - 09:47
Here are my papers. I trust they are in order.
January 12, 2017 - 09:47
Das sind nicht die Druiden nach denen Ihr sucht
January 12, 2017 - 09:48
Dies Lampenschirm is unglaublich toll. Wer ist es denn
January 12, 2017 - 09:48
>Literal kike trying to order me around
January 12, 2017 - 09:48
Guten Tag, Kamerad, hier sind meine Papiere.
January 12, 2017 - 09:50
Ich arbeite im Haus der verschiedenen.
January 12, 2017 - 09:50
Black, Paraplegic, Gay, Roma coming through
p.s. My mother was Ashkenazi and my Father Hasidic
I'll be making my way through now, a-thank you.
January 12, 2017 - 09:51
Ah Amerikanischer und ein schöne deutsches mädchen, wilkommen. Rita Hayworth, sehr gutt ja?
January 12, 2017 - 09:51
roll for still being a high ranking official lets geht los!
January 12, 2017 - 09:53
Ich passiere dann mal, mein arischer Freund aus den Niederlanden. Gott schütze dich und das Abendland. Gute Arbeit bei der Wache!
January 12, 2017 - 09:55
Halt right there, Kommie!
January 12, 2017 - 09:55
INSPECTION FAILED - IT WAS ACTUALLY ME, REINHARD TRISTAN EUGEN HEYDRICH, ALL ALONG!
IMPROVE YOUR WORK AT THIS GUARDPOST ON BE SENT BACK TO BOOTCAMP IN BAVARIA
January 12, 2017 - 09:55
Deutschland Uber Alles, amiright guys? haha....
January 12, 2017 - 09:56
>tfw i was was jerkin' my gerkin'
January 12, 2017 - 09:56
MODS
THEY'RE HAVING A GOOD TIME
DELETE PLEASE
January 12, 2017 - 09:57
Plz don't send us to the ostfront T_T
January 12, 2017 - 09:57
It's ok to be gay AND a nazi
January 12, 2017 - 09:58
OFFICIAL THREAD SOUNDTRACK!
youtu.be /1a9-s23Rz6w
>BEWARE, FOR NON DEGENERATE USE ONLY!
January 12, 2017 - 09:59
Oh shit nevermind, I'm Wehrmacht. siege hell
January 12, 2017 - 09:59
Sieg heil, now let me pass my nazi buddy
January 12, 2017 - 09:59