>be me >brazilian >no prospect in life whatsoever >see 400 pounds average american type sjw tourist flashing his/her mc donalds stained cameras on everything that moves >follows her/him as he/she (we never sure of gender) goes to the beach and complains that bikini objectifies women and that brazilian women like to show their asses to the people on the street >complains men are staring at their asses that the women are literally pointing upwards >lose my shit >she picks up her phone >obvious tumblr page paints her screen >i start running shirtless with only my swim pants and grab her phone and run away >she starts screaming but I get in bus and no one does anything >40 minutes later she is blocking her iPhone on the Apple site >still totally worth it
I've become a full brazilian today. I'm proud. My initation is complete.
Parker Diaz
>carioca Help make this country less shit by killing yourself
Blake Jenkins
Should have wrapped it in aluminium foil. So she wouldn't have been able to block it remotely.
Oliver Davis
Monkeys seem to love shiny objects that aren't theirs.
Michael Nguyen
>Sulista Help make this country less shit by pretending you are white
Sorry, Argentina-bro.
I'm still new to this stealing things. I am only a mestizo.
But I will learn with you the next time.
Xavier Roberts
Cool, see you on the front page of Liveleak bro
pew pew
Sebastian Cruz
Just remember that there are no black hackers.
Aaron Gutierrez
porra cara. e bom ta aqui nos estados unidos. sai dai e vem pra ca. vende esse iphone e cai fora desse lugar fudido.
Cooper Long
If you plan on using it, do a DFU wipe
Camden Young
I wish I could come to the USA.
Is it hard to get a visa?
I have no degree. My english is B1.
I'm broken beyond belief.
Yes, I'm planning on using the phone. Either that or selling it to some dumbass on OLX.
Oliver Diaz
we're full, nigger
Oliver Lopez
I promisse I won't steal anything.
Camden Watson
Book a return ticket to Seattle or Portland for a 'holiday'. Once you get there overstay your visa and become friends with some liberal hippy people who will help you get under the table jobs as a dishwasher or something.
Owen Allen
I have seen enough of your countrymen at Disney World to know that there is no hope for your people. I'm sorry.
Mason Bell
Your only way out is Soccer or MMA.
Parker Scott
pics or it didn't happen
Dylan Murphy
You're quite well spoken and lucid for a fevalado.
Luis Baker
I'm not a favelado. I became one today
Grayson Young
I live in Seattle and I can confirm that if you were to fly here and then overstay your visa you would probably get a party thrown by the city government itself.
Ryan Hughes
That is nice.
Lucas Peterson
That shit has a GPS tracker. Get rid of it ASAP
Cooper Cruz
Police wouldn't come after me even if it had a teletransporter attached to it.
kek
Wyatt Gomez
>Based as fuck
I hope the cucks you robbed were numales or SJW and they deserved it.