IM GONNA DIE THREAD

Fuck Sup Forums its happening. I heard a tap outside my window and saw a shadow too. My fucking cell phone isnt sending texts and im hearing a low rumbling/vbration/growl?????


i dont wanna fucking die whats happening

Pray to kek

i dont believe in kek

Post pic fag

Bye-bye

Look up the hum, it's a real thing.

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post timestamp and call the cops man

Maybe that's the problem

we'll be here for you mate

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Howd you see a shadow through blackout blinds. Saged.

Grab your fucking gun

Ded

>implying im going to leave that shit open

What does the hum mean?

>i dont believe in kek
Rest in peace anaon

rip in peace op

Shoot first, ask questions never.

>Implying this opens your irises to reflecting light in the darkness of those drapes
You cannot outsmart the leaves bro. Don't even try. You right leaning parasite

Don't look out the window now.

Then you better start

reeeeee as loud as you've ever reeeeeeee'd before.

You're an American. Just grab your 12 gague from beside your bed. Or your glock 19 with 30 round magazine from under your pillow.

Pillow case on your head, dicks out...be more wierd than it is scary, good luck...

A technique they use on dissenters to be labelled as psychotic

rest in rip faggot

You best start believing in kek threads...

>transport truck drives by
>shitty american telecoms hacked by president putin again
>smoking meth in corn land

Stop larping.

Ayyy

>dicks
>one OP

Many theory's

Fuck off spaceniggers we're full

Shhhhhhh I'm flapping

well that's your problem. praise kek or you dead nigger

No

Don't look out the window OP

wat

Is this the 20s?

I wouldn't worry about it OP.

This is now (pruned or deleted) 2spoopy4me thread.

Ah the age of computers

Rolling, praise kek, witness the power

Psy ops incoming

op is saved by kek and converts. digits confirm

oh shit. aint gonna let no windows phone bro die

here, have my digits as protection

Ayylmao's are real, R.I.P. OP

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Chaos can't save you now.

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Piss on the frog

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reroll

cute

>underwater scene superimposed with window shot

Get your gun dumbass.

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Let's pray to kek for user

I don't either, but for the sake of your post, that's where you fucked up. Well, nice reading what you had to offer op. You gon get raped

PRAISE KEK

the fuck u say

Too late. OP is dead

kek pls kill OP
thanks

only faggots are scared of the dark. go grab your gun and see whats out there you puzzy azz bitch

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Third world problems

damn

can i have your phone op

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Motherfucker, no. Fear of the dark is the most human thing there is.

You didn't believe, now you're fucked kiddo.

F

I want to be in the first interspecies man/ayy porno when we make contact.

Go into the darkness, OP

idiots why would i need kek when i can get these

you're constipated.

digits and OP dies being know as a complete faggot.

It's okay OP, open your curtains and see what's outiside. What's the worst it could happen?

rarest of the rare

Grorious.

Oh, you're done for now.

if singles OP lives

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I've been abducted by Aliens all my life

IF its grays, it will unpleasant, if its reptiles it will ee hell

If you get the nords or the mantises its gonna be alright

>That ID
>Upper West New York

What did Kek mean?

HERESY

Digits confirm your death

This is keks works now.
Why would antongonize the ghost in the machine when you could get help for the ghost.

Kek has been very good to me
I praise Kek.

Rolling to save op's life

i just dont believe in kek, i believe i can get gets using my own powers

KEK FORGIVES

Praise him.

he just wants to be friends. don't be afraid op. open the outside door and let it in

if singles OP is kill

Did you forget to take your psychiatric medication?

nah b

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kek isnt real


gets are a game that can be played and won

>889
Kek has a sense of humour.